Tik Tok Duanzi Daquan

What jokes does Tik Tok have? I collected Tik Tok's joke quotations and lines. Let's go to college to play.

I. Quoted from Tik Tok's Complete Collection of Pieces

1. Husband and husband A Mu, one on the left, one on the right, one on the mouth, husband and husband hug, I want princess hug, fly hug, circle hug!

2. Like seaweed, seaweed, seaweed swaying with the waves, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed dancing in the waves, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, whatever it is.

3. You ask me why I don't have a date? Talented people are ugly, handsome people earn less money, those who earn more don't care about their families, those who care too much about their families, and those who are promising are not romantic and romantic. It is really impossible to find them!

4. Yun Yun: Master, I can't hold on.

Han Xiao: I always have a dream in my heart to learn martial arts at Shaolin in Songshan, just like the handsome superman in the movie.

Xiao Kou: Master, why can you walk like a flowing gun, stick a stick, sweep (but you), wave your sleeves and say to me (practice quickly)?

Xiao Shu: You have to practice in the sun (hum) and borrow the moonlight (ha) at night for ten days without a day (hum).

Xiaole: First learn martial arts, first learn morality (hum), first learn arts, first learn etiquette (ha), and I am also thinking (hum, hum) about my children.

Ni Hongjie: Ten years under the hero stage is one minute on the stage.

Brother, brother, can I give you something?

This looks good.

Brother, brother, can I give you a big mouth?

This is ugly.

6. I saw some people with ak47, they biu biu biu biu, they bang bang bang. People say a a a and then die. You should call a vivo vivo car ~

7. The girl is guilty, and the sin lies in your smile. Line by line with my emotions, girl, you know!

8. Just like the wind blows everything, I always feel that my love for you must have blown into your heart at some moment.

9. People's life is to meet again and again. Different choices may be that completely different people are with you. So don't miss the best age and the hardest heart.

10. Nothing, but I think you look good and smell good, and you will be happy. I'll be happy if you come for a while.

1 1. Tall buildings do not forget their roots, and people who are brilliant do not forget to be grateful.

12. I think it's actually very difficult to meet someone, that is, someone you like and are quite suitable. So I just advise young people now not to let go of the other half's hand easily. Sometimes we stick to it, maybe two people will get better and better gradually.

13. That year, he left his motherland. She was crying and laughing in the city. In front of all the officials, she shouted at his back: "Tang Xuanzang, will you marry me in the next life?" . In the sunset, white riding a white horse. The wind and sand all over the sky can't see his expression. Monks are silent, only the wind is noisy. . . This year. He passed away. Thousands of buddhas recite scriptures and many people worship sects. . When he left, he just smiled and left a strange "good!" " .

14. Those who left you, for whatever reason, may have hesitated and struggled, but at least at the moment he decided to leave, he felt that he would be better off without you.

15. I tell you, I don't like waiting, I only like you.

16. Today, I am a vegetarian because you are my dish.

17. Today, on behalf of all girls, I ask all boys a question. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can you be my boyfriend?

18. The old man's hands burn his throat and the dog is spurned. Maybe you will also appear at an empty intersection and say the last sentence has been waiting for a long time.

19. This short life will eventually pass away. You might as well be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and chase a dream.

20. May you walk for half your life and your youth return.

2 1. May you live in reliable mountains and trees all your life, enjoy flowers in spring, enjoy the cool in summer, climb mountains in autumn, and sweep snow with your loved ones in winter. May you step on the beach by the sea and have a good partner. May you look at the clouds on the top of the mountain and hold him silly. May you meet your destiny as you wish, neither too early nor too late, neither too urgent nor too slow. May the person you love love you, and may you work hard and be loved all your life.

I don't blame you for not accompanying me to the end, nor do I blame fate for dismissing our feelings. I just hope you will take good care of yourself every day in the future.

23. Since then, I have been looking for flowers and asking for willows, and I have never talked together for a lifetime; From then on, red light and green wine, never want to hold anyone's hand again; Since then, I have never been in love until I was old.

24. I only borrowed it once in my life. Since then, there have been a sea of people, regardless of the date of returning home. In the future, I will walk well. Take your time and don't look back.

25. I am incompetent and have not been favored by girls. I don't blame that girl for bothering her for a long time. From then on, all my love ended in my lips and teeth, hidden in my youth. The girl went to the south, and I also went to the north, leaving her alone. I hope the girl will be well in the future, and when she meets her lover, she will be happy with this city and spend the rest of her life warmly.

26. May you be warm in three winters and not cold in spring; May you have a lamp in the dark and an umbrella in the rain. May a good man accompany you on your way, may you be happy and unpretentious, and may you enjoy life sincerely and kindly. May time slow down and old friends stay; May someone accompany you from one place to another, may the person you miss say good morning to you, and may you not feel lonely when you are alone. May you walk on earth once, complete the three realms and six roads, and see through right and wrong, good and evil; From then on, happiness comes from the heart and is unrestrained.

27. I am a vulgar person. I think mountains are mountains, seas are seas, and flowers are flowers. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, the river tide began to surge, and the small tentacles of insects scratched the whole world. You don't need to talk, I and everything in the world will run to you.

28. If one day, you put on a suit and become someone else's groom, I won't talk about it. This is crazy. If one day, I put on a wedding dress, become someone else's bride and marry you, that's still my initial dream.

29. I confirmed my eyes and met the right person.

I really miss you. In every rainy season, what you choose to forget is the last thing I want to give up. The paper is short and sentimental, without too many ripples. My stories are all about you. It doesn't matter how I fell in love with him and decided to go home with him and give up everything I have. This is a short story. I can't finish the lawsuit. When I was young, my story was still about you.

3 1. Aries is so enthusiastic, so kind and abstract, so perfect, but I don't know where to go, and my heart is empty.

32. Once a young boy, he is still a peach blossom eye, and his heart has not changed. I like watching you smile, but I can't see your face. I remember your gentle face.

33. Slowly like you, slowly approach, slowly talk about yourself, slowly walk with you, slowly want to cooperate with you, and slowly hand me over to you.

34. There is a place called Daocheng. I want to go there with my favorite people to see the blue sky, the white snowy mountains, the golden grasslands and an autumn fairy tale. I want to tell her that if she doesn't live in your heart, she will die in another country! I want to tell her that falling in love means being together forever.

35. I hope to have a person like you, such as the refreshing wind in the mountains and the warm light in the ancient city. From morning till night, from Shan Ye to the study, everything doesn't matter. As long as it's you in the end.

36. Xia Xia quietly left a little secret of the past, but he couldn't tell you from the bottom of his heart. The evening breeze warms my heart and I think of you again, so I want to give you all the sweetest things.

37. Break up decently, and no one should say sorry. How could I owe you anything? I dare to give it, and my heart will break.

If one day I want to wander, it is not because I am tired of my hometown, not because the winter here is too long, but because I finally know your direction.

39. I want to go out and see the world. There are too many dreams waiting for me to take risks.

40. I woke up from a dream of embracing love, and you waited persistently, but never left. Reluctantly, every time I wake up.

4 1. We will all lose this short life eventually, so you might as well be bold. Love a person, climb a mountain and chase a dream.

Second, Tik Tok's funny lines

1. I am a vulgar person. When I saw a mountain, I saw the sea. When I saw a flower, I saw a flower. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, the river tide began to surge, and the small tentacles of insects scratched the whole world. You don't need to talk, I and everything in the world will run to you. ?

If one day, you put on a suit and become someone else's groom, I won't talk about it. This is crazy. If one day, I put on a wedding dress, become someone else's bride and marry you, that's still my initial dream. ?

I confirmed my eyes and met the right person. ?

I really miss you. In every rainy season, what you choose to forget is the last thing I want to give up. The paper is short and sentimental, without too many ripples. My stories are all about you. It doesn't matter how I fell in love with him and decided to go home with him and give up everything I have. This is a short story. I can't finish the lawsuit. When I was young, my story was still about you. ?

When I first met this world, I couldn't forget to return. I looked at the horizon as if it were in front of me, and I was willing to go through fire and water again. Walking through this world now, all kinds of lingering, turning over the different faces of the years, can't wait to break into your smile. ?

6. I had a dream in which you had long hair and we grew old together. ?

7. I gave you so many years of youth, in exchange for a thank you for your fulfillment. Complete your chic and adventure, complete my blue sea and blue sky. ?

8. I still remember that you promised me that you wouldn't get lost, but you flew so far with the migratory birds returning from the south. Love broke the line like a kite and couldn't hold your promise. ?

9. I crossed the mountains and rivers, and I also crossed the sea of people. Everything I once had vanished in an instant. ?

10. I have been in a daze for a year. It seems that this year has not changed, and the world after you left is empty. ?

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1 1. What a passionate Aries, how kind and abstract, how perfect, but its whereabouts are unknown, and its inner emptiness is almost out of shape. ?

12. Once a young boy, he was still a peach blossom eye, and his heart did not change. I like watching you smile, but I can't see your face. I remember your gentle face. ?

13. Slowly like you, slowly approach, slowly talk about yourself, slowly walk with you, slowly I want to cooperate with you and slowly hand me over to you. ?

14. There is a place called Daocheng. I want to go there with my favorite people to see the blue sky, the white snowy mountains, the golden grasslands and an autumn fairy tale. I want to tell her that if she doesn't live in your heart, she will die in another country! I want to tell her that falling in love means being together forever. ?

15. I hope to have a person like you, such as the refreshing wind in the mountains and the warm light in the ancient city. From morning till night, from Shan Ye to the study, everything doesn't matter. As long as it's you in the end. ?

16. Xia Xia quietly left a little secret of the past, but he couldn't tell you from the bottom of his heart. The evening breeze warms my heart and I think of you again, so I want to give you all the sweetest things. ?

17. Break up decently, and no one should say sorry. How could I owe you anything? I dare to give it, and my heart will break. ?

18. If one day I want to wander, it's not because I'm tired of my hometown, not because the winter here is too long, but because I finally know your direction. ?

19. I want to go out and see the world. There are too many dreams waiting for me to take risks. ?

20. I woke up from a dream of embracing love, and you waited persistently, but never left. Reluctantly, every time I wake up. ?

2 1. We will all lose this short life eventually, so you might as well be bold. Love a person, climb a mountain and chase a dream.

22. When a woman misses the man she wants to marry most, she will become picky. When a man misses the woman he wants to marry most, he will become careless.

23. I think it's hard to meet a person, that is, a person who makes you feel moved, likes and is quite suitable. So I just advise young people now not to let go of the other half's hand easily. Sometimes we stick to it, maybe two people will get better and better gradually.

24. Even if you see many people choose to compromise in the face of age and reality, please don't give yourself to someone who doesn't love each other so much for marriage.

25. There is no reason, but I think you look good and smell good, so I am happy. I'll be happy if you come for a while.