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# If Zhuge Liang were alive, what would be different in the world now? -Answer: One more person.

# Three people, stand in a row. There are five hats, three blue ones, two red ones, one for each person, and no one is allowed to look at his own color. Then I asked the first man what color hat he was wearing, and he said he didn't know. Then I asked the second person what color hat to wear, and asked the third person what color hat to wear. He said I know. Ask the third person what color hat he is wearing. The first man stood at the end of the line, and he could see the colors of the hats of the first two men.

# Why don't hooligans want money by car? -Answer the prison car

# A chicken and a goose are in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why? -Answer penguin

# Why do Indians eat rice with their hands? -Answers

# What does the manufacturer know, the buyer knows, the seller knows and the user doesn't know? -Answer the coffin

# A hunter, a gun, robbed the range of 100 meters. A wolf is 200 meters away from the hunter. Neither the hunter nor the wolf moved, but the hunter shot and killed the wolf? Barrel length 100 meter.

# Who makes money by luck every day? -Answer the gas tank man

# What do you want to pay for when someone invites you to dinner? -Answers

# When are you more sure that you are from China? When the answer is in a foreign country.

# Behind every successful man, there is a woman. What is behind a failed man? -the answer is still a woman.

# How would an ant die if it fell from a mountain millions of meters high? -answer: starve to death

# One night, Mr. A was reading an interesting book at home, and his wife turned off the light. Although the room was dark, Mr. A continued reading with relish. What is the truth? He is blind and reads Braille.

# When Mr. Wang played Tai Chi Chuan, Jin Ming was independent. How long has he been standing? He looks relaxed. Why? -Answers

# Director Li sang loudly when he brushed his teeth in the morning. How did he do it? Answer: He brushed his false teeth.

# A place is on fire. Although many people were fighting the fire, no one reported the fire. Isn't that strange? The answer is that the fire brigade is on fire.

# There was a car accident and collision on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? A: Because it is a hearse.

# Smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but at the climax of the plot, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why? The answer is that the actors in the movie are smoking.

# What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? Answer: murder weapon

# There is an order written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? -Answers

# In the pool of the safari park, the crocodile is biting the keeper's hat and swimming; I saw the administrators outside the pool shouting and cursing together. However, no one is short of hats! Why? -Answers

# Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Because trees can't jump.

# What can hold two tigers in one mountain? -Answer: A man and a woman.

# When does the clock ring 13? The answer is, it's time to fix it.

# A fashion model wears new clothes that are not announced even on weekdays, but she often sees people wearing the same clothes as her. Why is this? -Answers

# There is only one matchstick left in the matchbox. Mr. A wants a kerosene lamp to light the coal stove and boil hot water. What should I order first? -Answer matches or lighters

# How long will it take to finish reading Tsinghua? -Answer: One second.

# Who doesn't use electricity? -Answers

# What is the most fuel-efficient car to drive? -the answer is to burn the midnight oil.

# Xiao Wang catches mice with mousetraps at home. The next morning, he found a live mouse caught in the cage, but there were two dead mice outside the cage. Why? -Answer: I saw my companion being caught and laughing to death.