Are there any poems about swearing?

1. Are there any poems that can curse people? China's earliest satirical poems are probably some chapters in The Book of Songs. Mouse: "The mouse has skin, but man has no tools. If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die. Rats have skin and teeth, but people have no end. A man without virtue should not wait for death. Rats have skins and bodies, but people are rude. If people are rude, Hu will not die? "

Poetry is hard to find. Those who swear without dirty words are:

China didn't learn so many weapons, but you learned the sword;

Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword;

There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword;

Learn silver swords instead of bronze swords and iron swords!

Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword!

Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-sword!

It is cursed to find saints. Mencius said: Yang thought I had no monarch; Mohism loves all and has no father. No father, no king, all animals. Even scholars with different opinions have to swear, which shows that China has a tradition of scholars swearing since ancient times. The difference between scholars and ordinary people lies in the degree of swearing.

You did nothing wrong! Can only blame Darwin's theory of evolution!

It's not your fault that you are ugly. You deserve it!

Were you bitten by a pig or caught by a door when you were a child? You still have the courage to live, so brave. ...

2. What curse poems are Zhongshan Wolf, and they will be rampant if they succeed?

Mother's sincerity and mother's unhappiness

It means mom, so he/mom is very upset.

The top of the leaf howls at the mountain, and the mud lies/troughs in the Mahler Gobi.

In the clouds, someone is sitting by the river. Xiao Li flies a knife, and someone becomes a small/too/supervisor. (Someone please automatically switch to the person you want to scold)

When weeding at noon, mines are buried in the soil. Your baby digs a mine and blows it into two/a hundred/five.

I wish you happiness. You deserve to be drowned. I wish you a better life than Nanshan.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the morgue.

Head down and walk west with a smile.

The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window. Open the safe, bills.

Such a bright line was at the foot of my bed that Li Bai climbed up the window. I lost all my hair when I met X-rays.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

If you don't wash your feet when you sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. At night, Hong Kong feet stink.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. At night, no one can escape.

Li Bai got on the boat without paying, and the boatman kicked him off. Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

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Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

Mu Tong Yaozhi Sanlitun

Kindness in learning

When cooking is at noon, sweat and oil are boiled out.

Whoever eats the Chinese food on the plate will suffer.

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Always remember the canteen,

Flies are as happy as ever.

Swallow black pearls,

Unconsciously, a dead fly entered your stomach.

Vomiting, vomiting,

Spit out pickles.

Black night cry

I can't stroll into the canteen, and my face is like autumn.

The long line frowned.

It's hard to bite, but this is steamed bread.

Don't smell sour in your heart.

Manjianghong. Write a bosom.

Panting, afraid to rest in the canteen.

Looking up, the queue is endless and the competition is fierce.

Thirty brothers are worried and anxious, and eight people are angry.

Don't wait, dry that bowl of rice, empty and sad!

Hungry and ashamed, it's still snowing. When will students hate it?

Knock on the low stool square table with chopsticks.

It's hard to swallow a mouthful of rice with an empty stomach, but it's hard to drink it with a smile.

After eating, pick up the leftovers, still hungry.

3. There are some cursing poems in China's earliest satirical poems, and some chapters in The Book of Songs may be counted. Rat: "Rats have skins, but people have no tools.

If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die. Rats have skin and teeth, but people have no end. A man without virtue should not wait for death. Rats have skins and bodies, but people are rude.

If people are rude, Hu will not die? "Poetry is hard to find. Swearing without dirty words is: you don't learn so many weapons in China, you prefer to learn swords; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver swords instead of bronze swords and iron swords! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, we can achieve the unity of man and sword-sword! It is cursed to find saints. Mencius said: Yang thought I had no monarch; Mohism loves all and has no father.

No father, no king, all animals. Even scholars with different opinions have to swear, which shows that China has a tradition of scholars swearing since ancient times.

The difference between scholars and ordinary people lies in the degree of swearing. You did nothing wrong! Can only blame Darwin's theory of evolution! It's not your fault that you are ugly.

You deserve it! Were you bitten by a pig or caught by a door when you were a child? You still have the courage to live, so brave.

4. Curse Li Bai's poem 1. The foot of my bed is so bright that Li Bai wants soup.

Strange poems scold Li Bai

I drank a bowl of soup and peed my crotch.

2. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering, thousands of feet. I have no money when I touch my pocket!

There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. When he encountered the X-ray, his tooth fell out.

4. Roasted egrets in front of Cisai Mountain, peach blossoms and flowing water fatten mandarin fish. Braised and boiled, egrets and mandarin fish don't have to go back.

I haven't seen my girlfriend before. I can't see the future work prospects. My pocket is empty. Dinner is on you.

6. There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. Seeing the x-ray, his hair fell out.

7. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

8. My mouth is watering, and I have no money when I touch my pocket.

9. Purple smoke rises in the sunshine stove, and the distant mutton string hangs in front of you.

Haruko has been in thousands of feet for three times, but he has no money in his pocket.

10. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and there were mosquito bites everywhere.

1 1. Come at night, Bear, and see where you are going!

12. In this spring morning, I woke up carefree and there were mosquito bites everywhere. Talking nonsense at night, I don't know how many people died.

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Original publisher: Domi Library

The sentence that praises others and harms others is very humorous. The first part: humorous and sarcastic sentences 1. Uncle, you look great, like a stick. 2. I didn't expect a person to be so naive, stupid and naive! Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare. 2, sarcasm 1, no matter how good it is, it is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig! Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills! 3, it's really nothing, but every morning I hide from the wolf, and they meet for breakfast and go to the place where they struggle together; 3, irony 1, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future! Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students. Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult! You have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-like sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac! The sentence that satirizes men is 1. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending. 2. I really want to send you into a cage to swim the streets and taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs. 3, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half point on the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one! 5. If you hurt someone, you deserve 1, and a slap can't even buckle you on the wall. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, and I can't tell you what you like to hear. 3. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin but a bone, and people know its face but not its heart. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified? 6, sarcastic man's sentence 1, you chased me naked for two kilometers, I turned my head once, count me a rogue! 2. You are the Monkey King's younger brother, Sha Wujing.

6. The cursing poem is the wolf in Zhongshan. If you succeed, you will be angry with your mother's sincerity and unhappy. In the colorful clouds of Bai Di, someone is sitting by the river.

When Xiao Li flew the knife, someone became a little eunuch. (Someone please change it to the person you want to scold automatically) At noon on the day of weeding, the mine buried the soil.

Your baby dug a mine and blew it to 250. I wish you happiness. You deserve to be drowned.

I wish you a better life than Nanshan. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the morgue.

Head down and walk west with a smile. The foot of my bed gave off such bright light that the thief climbed into the window.

Open the safe, bills. Such a bright line was at the foot of my bed that Li Bai climbed up the window.

I lost all my hair when I met X-rays. The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket. If you don't wash your feet when you sleep in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere.

At night, Hong Kong feet stink. In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

At night, no one can escape. Li Bai got on the boat without paying, and the boatman kicked him off.

Peach Blossom Beach is as deep as thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead. During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, Du Mu was alone in the rain during the Qingming Festival. I want to ask the beautiful woman where there is a shepherd boy pointing to Sanlitun to learn to cook at noon. Sweat and oil are cooked. Whoever eats the Chinese food on the plate will suffer. If you dream, you will always remember the food in the canteen, and the flies will be as happy as before. You will swallow the black pearl and feel that the dead fly will enter your stomach. Spit, spit, spit pickles all over the floor. At night, you won't be able to walk into the canteen, and your face is like autumn. A long time. It's steamed bread. My heart is sour. It's all over the river I wrote that I was so breathless that I dared not rest when I went to the canteen. I looked up and saw that the queue was long and the competition was fierce. Thirty brothers are worried and anxious, and eight people complain. Don't wait, it's sad to have a job! It's still shameful to be hungry. When will students hate it? Knock on the low stool and square table with chopsticks. It's hard to swallow a meal that is too hungry to find meat. The problem of bitter smile and thirst is difficult to solve. After eating, pick up the leftovers, still hungry.