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Hou Commissioner fortune-telling
[Immediately in the frontcourt.
[Tiger Hall, a gloomy cave. There are several lights hanging.
[There is a mountain carving sitting on the chair. "Eight donkey kong" is divided into two sides in disorder. The gangsters stood at the left rear of the hall. 【 A mountain carving beckons bandits' chief of staff to lead people.
Third Master, the bandit chief of staff, has orders to take the "valve"! The bandits are taking the valve! [Yang Zirong strutted along.
Yang Zirong sings Allegro Sipi.
Although I broke into the dragon cave alone,
A million brothers are like being around. Let that mountain carving wreak havoc,
Fight the devil for the people. I have a strong will.
[Yang Zirong marched on the bandit ceremony.
Mountain carving (suddenly) the king covers the ground tiger!
River Demon in Baota Town, Yang Zirong!
King Kong, huh? Huh?
Yang Zirong speaks at noon, and no one has a home!
Why do mountain carvings blush?
Yang Zirong is full of energy!
Why is the mountain carving yellow again?
Bandits approached Yang Zirong with knives and guns.
Yang Zirong (quietly) Ha ha ha ha! Cold-resistant wax
A mountain carving extinguished an oil lamp with a gun. Yang Zirong asked the bandit leader for a pistol and quickly lit two oil lamps. The bandits were in an uproar: "Oh, it's good to hit two at a time, good, good ..." But King Kong stopped them. A mountain carving. Well, so you're doing it for work?
Hu Biao, your adjutant Xu is feeding the horse!
Mountain carving Hu Biao? Let me ask you, when did you follow Xu?
Yang Zirong, when he was chief of police.
The mountain carving heard that Xu had several beloved things. ..... two treasures of Yang Zirong. Which two treasures were carved on the mountain?
Yang Zirong is a good horse and a sharp knife.
What kind of horse is a carved mountain horse?
Yang Zirong's curly green mane horse.
What kind of knife is a mountain carving knife?
Yang Zirong Japanese command knife.
Who gave the mountain carving?
A gift from the Royal Yang Zirong Army.
Where can I find mountain carvings?
Wuhe Building, Mudanjiang, Yang Zirong!
Sitting on a mountain carving (pause) Well, since you are Xu's assistant horse-feeding, why did I only see the assistant Luan Ping, but not you, when Commissioner Hou called a meeting last time?
Cui, Hu Biao and Xu, but I'm just a pawn. I can't compare with adjutant Luan, and my appearances are all done by others!
What are you going to do when you come to Hu Wei?
Take refuge in brigade commander Cui, or climb up step by step. It's a bit unkind that the bosses don't trust me when I first came to the door today.
Mountain carving, gnome male-"this is also for the safety of the cottage, hahahaha!"
King Kong Hahaha!
[Mountain carving took the pipe pouch handed by bandits.
When did Naitou Mountain fall?
The third day of the twelfth lunar month in Yang Zirong.
Shandiao, why have you been walking for so many days?
It's not easy for Cui and Hu Biao in Yang Zirong to get this far. Nipple Mountain was breached, and I hid in Baisong Bay for a few days.
Mountain carving white pine bay?
Yang Zirong is Luan Ping's uncle's home.
Have you seen Luan Ping?
Yang Zirong saw it.
Mountain carving. Where's the howl?
Yang Zirong howling?
A mountain carving.
Yang Zirong doesn't know.
The gangsters looked at each other in disappointment.
Hu Biao, there you are. Where's Luan Ping?
Luanping, Yang Zirong?
A mountain carving.
Yang Zirong-ho! Forget it!
What happened to the mountain carving?
[All the gangsters crowded together.
Yang Zirong, I ... (Looking around, the bandits expressed their secrets to the mountain carving) [The mountain carving motioned, and King Kong shouted, "Go, go, go!" The robbers were driven away. What's wrong with Hu Biao, Deputy Luan?
Yang Zirong, this is a long story!
Sing xipi small guide plate
Luanping's anger is hard to say,
A mountain carving. What happened to him?
Yang Zirong original board
Let's not talk about the word "righteousness" in Jianghu. Why doesn't he show loyalty?
Yang Zirong (singing)
Nipple Mountain was breached, and we all survived.
I advised him to change his home and take refuge in Weihushan.
[King Kong is very proud.
A mountain carving. Will he come?
Yang Zirong (singing)
Everyone has his own ambition and can't be forced.
He shouldn't ... he shouldn't swear, hurt or talk nonsense. A mountain carving. What did he say?
Yang Zirong, he said ... What did the mountain carving say? Yang Zirong, cough!
Mountain carving (eagerly) Hey, Khufu, say it, say it!
He said, Yang Zirong,
(Continue to sing)
Carving a mountain also depends on Commissioner Hou's ... Carving a mountain what? Yang Zirong (singing)
Dispatch!
Mountain carving (right leg across the chair, turn around and sit down violently)! What? I am at his command! ?
Fuck King Kong, what the hell!
Yang Zirong Luanping, he still has something to say!
King Kong, what did he say?
Yang Zirong (singing)
The eight unknown mice in donkey kong are not worth talking about.
King Kong (yelling angrily)! This son of a bitch!
Yang Zirong Liu Shui
He claimed that Phoenix was going to win Kochi,
Commissioner Hou is deeply rooted in trees.
Fuck King Kong!
Yang Zirong (singing)
While speaking, I took out a photo ... carved mountain paintings? Yang Zirong (singing)
A roll!
[The next seat of the mountain carving is salivating to follow Yang Zirong around.
Carve a mountain map!
Yang Zirong Locke
The investment specialist will definitely be promoted by providing a treasure map.
Is the mountain engraved with a contact map?
Yang Zirong: Yes, that's a secret contact map.
Zuo Shandiao (anxiously) said to dedicate the picture to Commissioner Hou?
Yang Zirong, don't worry.
(Continue to sing)
He squinted gloatingly (with an ironic smile).
Mountain carving. Yeah!
Yang Zirong (singing)
Move out of the house
Flowing water
An altar of wine.
Mountain carving. Yeah!
Yang Zirong (singing)
I poured him three bowls in a row,
Mountain carving!
Yang Zirong Locke
Luan Ping, he's drunk as a fiddler.
King Kong hahaha ... He's drunk. At this time of Yang Zirong, I took advantage of his drunken unconsciousness ... a mountain sculpture! Yang Zirong, I'm going to kill him with a mountain carving! Yang Zirong can't help it, we have been friends for many years!
Mountain carving hehehehehehehehehe! (consciously slip of the tongue, change my mouth awkwardly) Yes, yes, yes, friendship is the most important, friendship is the most important! Ha ha ha ha!
King Kong (promiscuously) Yes, yes, yes! Friendship is the most important thing, what a good friend!
Khufu, go on!
Yang Zirong, he has his plans, and I have my ideas.
What about the mountain carving?
Yang Zirong, I am a mountain sculpture. Yes Yang Zirong Liu Shui
I took the opportunity to change this dress for him.
Riding on a green mane horse, taking advantage of the heavy snow,
Run up the tiger mountain in one breath.
Khufu, do you have a contact map? !
Yang Zirong (gently) Ha ha ha ha!
allegro
Please look up at Cui.
A treasure map for you. (Exhibition)
A mountain carving smiled and led the bandits to take pictures.
Sitting on a mountain carving and singing Xipi Sanban
I miss you very much,
Yang Zirong watched the bandits warily.
Mountain carving rocker
I got what I wanted today.
(ecstasy) Ha ha ha ha!
Khufu, this King Kong is amazing! Good job! Ha ha ha ha!
Cui, as soon as we get the contact map, this Mudanjiang area will be ours!
Mountain carving is right, and khufu is right. The national army has arrived, and I am the commander. You all have a teacher and a brigade commander.
All King Kong are beating Master San, hahahaha!
Yang Zirong, ha ha ha ha!
Kheshan Khufu, you have made great contributions to Weihushan, and I named you Laojiu of Weihushan.
Yang Zirong thanked Third Master.
We are a national army, and we must have official titles! (Pause) I appoint you as the deputy head of the "Sui Bin Tujia Public Security Fifth Brigade". Yang Zirong thanked Third Master for his promotion. (Climbing the steps) I'll see you later. Please forgive me!
All king kong said, said.
Chief of staff, bring the wine!
King Kong, bring the wine! Get the wine!
[Little bandits, distribute wine. Chief of Staff, let's drink to Laojiu's promotion!
King Kong, congratulations on your promotion!
Mountain carving has made great contributions!
Yang Zirong sang (heroically) Xipi Fast and Slips.
Drink a celebration wine today,
Never give up your vows without ambition.
There is still a long way to go,
Write spring and autumn in blood.
All robbers do this, do this!
[Yang Zirong commanding, with a triumphant smile, drink off.
Yang Zirong (magnificently) Hahahaha!
[Mountain carving, deputy commander of bandits raised eyebrows and peeped at Yang Zirong.
-The curtains are closed
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1 Tian Hudi
No matter how arrogant the earth tiger is, at best, it is now a departmental level cadre, but you have to listen to the king of kings who comes down from the central government and is also the CPC. No matter how good you are in the local area, you have to listen.
This sentence tells us that the rank of official position is very important and strict.
Stone carving wants to tell Yang Zirong that you should be honest! You come to us, you have to listen to it. Your level is low! This is the so-called shock.
Pagoda and the real devil
This is Yang Zirong's reply. Neither humble nor supercilious, the ground can be heard.
This means that the river demon is a demon after all, and its name is wrong. It's doomed not to win. It's the pagoda. We all know that pagodas symbolize justice. It's not surprising that Yang Zirong hinted in one sentence that he was a member of * * * (Baota shan is a famous mountain in Yan 'an). It's a pity that those bandits didn't know how to cultivate and train them, so they didn't hear it and were later destroyed! !
Yang Zirong's meaning is clear. Tell Zuo Shandiao not to be arrogant. The right path in the world is vicissitudes.
3 Yao ha Yao ha
This is what Badonkey kong said.
This modal sentence is actually the essence of these words.
He accurately described donkey kong's different psychology.
Some people don't trust Yang Zirong, some admire his courage (dare to challenge the mountain carving), and some people watch the crowd, but if they want to describe them one by one, they will drag on. Only one set of images can show the expression of bandits.
Nobody has a home.
The language of Yang Zirong.
This sentence reflects Yang Zirong's firm belief that no one wants to go home. Why not just eliminate the danger of bandits? ! However, bandits are not good at association and analogy, and their logic is not strong, which has laid the groundwork for the future victory of bandits! !
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