There is a joke that seems to be a teacher, a Taoist and a monk. A long joke. Who will send me the complete one? urgent

Ultimate Edition: Teacher, just follow the old woman.

Teacher, just follow the old woman.

Version 1 love triangle: thief road! Don't you dare compete with an old woman for a teacher.

Version 2 Brokeback Mountain: Thief, how dare you rob the abbot from the Taoist priest!

Version 3 Brokeback Mountain has an affair: Bald donkey, how dare you rob the poor!

Version 4 faithful brokeback mountain: dead thief ni. Don't destroy the relationship between Lao Na and Dao Ye!

Version 5: I have been in love for a long time: brother, just follow the old woman.

Version 60,000 gods are all laws: thief Ni! How dare you rob the Taoist master! !

Version 7 Coherence: Teacher, just follow the old woman ... The teacher will spare the old woman ~ ~

Version 8 religion 3P version: Teacher, just follow the abbot.

Version 9 Buddhism sm Edition: Teacher, it turns out that you are used to whipping, and the abbot can take care of you, so you can leave with confidence. ...

Power enhanced version:

It was a calm and sunny night.

imperial capital

Cherry blossoms are like rain.

Three people are at war.

"Boundless Buddha, bald donkey, how dare you rob my teacher? Taoist will give you a fair death today. "

"Brother, stop it. You have been in the palace for so many years, and it is impossible for us. " The beautiful nun took the abbot's hand. "Now I only have him in my heart."

"Daughter, please step down. Today, I'm going to bomb this thief to avenge stealing his wife. "

Ultimate edition:

Night, deep.

Deep in the bedroom of the palace, three figures, two men and one woman, jumped up and down, and then jumped into a clearing at the same time. A man with dust in his hand glared and scolded, "Bald donkey! Don't you dare How dare you rob a teacher by being original! "

The woman quickly cried, "Brother! You have been in the palace for many years, and we can't be husband and wife at all. Why do you have to push hard! " As he spoke, he hugged the man around him tightly: "I only love him! I only have him in my heart! "

The man gently broke the woman's hand, stepped forward and whispered, "Daughter! Step back. Look, I killed this smelly Taoist today! To report the hate of taking a wife many years ago! "

Seeing two beloved people beating each other to death, the woman sighed helplessly: "You two fought for each other. Nine years ago, I had my grandfather's own flesh and blood! The current little emperor also. My body belongs only to him. Let's go ... "

At this time, behind a stone lion, a well-dressed teenager flashed out and sighed, "Empress Dowager, I am really a man with broken sleeves and have a good relationship with the monk's grandfather ..." Then he glanced at the monk out of the corner of his eye and bowed his head.

Hearing this, the man with dust in his hand stood for a long time and said sadly, okay, okay, okay. Sure enough, the sky is round and the place is round, and the cause and effect are unhappy. I robbed your wife, and now you have robbed my heart, abolished my knife and changed my gender. Joe is an official and suffers from that palace.

The monk didn't seem to hear what the Taoist priest said. He asked the woman thoughtfully, Daughter, did you say that your majesty married his father nine years ago? Is he dead or alive now?

"Ha ha ha ha" With deafening laughter, a ragged Lama descended from the sky. "Bald donkey, don't revenge his wife, the old man how willing to go to the west? ! ! ! "