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Xiang ma Yu dong

During the Warring States period, people's main spiritual life was to fight and watch wars. What should be lost has been lost. The world is vast. At that time, there was no zoo, and the streets were full of squirrels, ostriches and giraffes. The streets are always dusty, dancing horses and spears. People live in emptiness and dust every day.

Xiang Yu grew up in Chu. My father went to see people burn books while burying Confucianism, cheat people. Unable to see clearly, he picked up a pair of glasses from the ground and put them on. As a result, officers and men were dragged over and buried alive as intellectuals. Mother laid off at home, basically not unemployed. When he was seventeen, Xiang Yu came to Xianyang with his uncle. My uncle rented a pavement and opened a famous club to make a living. There were still quite a few people a few days before the opening. Because of the needs of the war, the government encouraged fertility and specially introduced a secret recipe for multiple births from India. Therefore, the birth rate is very high, and the business demand of naming clubs is great. But Xiang Yu's uncle has been engaged in killing pigs when he was young, and he didn't read much. The names are all Zhang Shuishui and Liu Koutiao. In this way, after taking a few business deals, there is basically no business. No one wants to stand at the door at noon every day and shout: get into the water for dinner.

Because he has no money, Xiang Yu basically lives at the bottom of society. He met several little brothers who had no money and were as low-level as he was. Because Xiang knows a little kung fu, his little brothers call him Big Brother. Because Xiang Yu often used his kung fu, the court called him a punk. Xiang Yu and his little brothers were idle most of the time. Wandering on the road all day. People can't be bored, and it's easy to be abnormal when they are bored. There are many things you can do when a person is abnormal. They stood on both sides of the road and laid a hemp rope in the middle. The high-speed ostrich came. They straightened the hemp rope and knocked the ostrich down. That's how the state changes. After many twists and turns, the Warring States Wildlife Conservation Association sent someone. He said that he would build the Great Wall if he came again. So they stopped bullying ostriches and started bullying people. Fighting has become the main content of their lives.

Xiang Yu was born with divine power. I fought with him when I was young. When I was old, I took off my clothes and saw that I was hurt all over. Fighting is usually impromptu. Xiang Yu once watched people perform chest rubbles on street corners. One is standing with a hammer, the other is lying with a big stone on his chest. The man who wields the hammer wears a vest, with trousers above and shorts and robes below. Brother Tan shows his belly. The description is trivial. I saw him spit on his hands and palms twice before he swung the hammer. Xiang Yu frowned. When he swung the hammer into the air to hit it, his mouth rose slightly, revealing a sunflower-colored tooth. Xiang Yu frowned again. Then a step up, according to the waist LUN lamented. The swinging hammer lost its direction, and a hammer hit the leg of the lying man. Instantaneous comminuted fracture. Xiang Yu banged the hammer and walked away. There is only one sentence left: I hate people who don't talk about hygiene most in my life.

A woman can't have a nose and a brain, and a man can't have a brain and an ideal. Xiang Yu had a big dream since he was a child, and he wanted to be a general in rivers and lakes in the future. Before the reconstruction of Xianyang City, there were five loops from the inside out. Outside the Third Ring Road, it is basically a suburb. Because it is easy to get lost, most people take the exit line when they go out, one end is tied to the door and the other end is tied to the waist. When they go home, they walk back along the line. At that time, all the hooligans and unemployed people in Xianyang city had a unified ideal of life: buying a suite in the Third Ring Road and then buying a gold-inlaid steel wire made in Handan.

Whenever a few silly youths huddle together to discuss their silly ideals, Xiang Yu will fall from the sky and then give them a severe education. Xiang Yu studied in Yan State for several years when he was a child, so he can speak Yan dialect. He often points to their acne and says, were you born to buy a house and a line? There are only two fucking things in my life. Finally defeated 6 million competitors and voted for human form. As a result, I thought it would be stylish to tie a line to the house. Two is not two. People only live once, just for a few fucking decades, so we have to do something that will affect the historical process of China. Whenever Xiang Yu talks about this, the surroundings are generally solidified. People need a leader. If the old fortune teller across the street realized something, he took the lead in applauding. Then there was firecrackers applause in the crowd.

Xiang Yu lived this life for quite a long time. Busy fighting all day during the day. Whether on the way to the game or on the way back from the game. At night, I secretly posted advertisements for powerpills everywhere. Small bludger is a profession, not an industry. Gangsters have to dress and eat, and spend money on combat equipment. So for them, money is far more important to life than life is to money. At first, they planned to rob, although they would be satirized by some unskilled grave robbers, but the money came quickly. Later they heard a saying: ten robbers are not as good as one drug dealer. I decided to sell slides instead. After studying for several years, Xiang Yu is basically a literary youth. He wrote an advertisement. The content is: Men can't stand eat woman, women can't stand eating men, and men and women can't stand eating beds. The government considers advertising words immoral and forbids their use. Finally, Xiang Yu didn't sell a few pills.

Author: Aoi Miyazaki Deshaw replied to this speech at 20: 42 on August 28, 2009.

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2 "Xiang Yu" Ma Dong

No young man can stand doing nothing, even a punk. Everyone except Xiang Yu grew up in a raging fire. They didn't read any books before Ying Zheng burned them. At that time, there was a saying in society: there are two things in the world that are the easiest. One is to be an artist and the other is to be an artist. So they decided to engage in art, although everyone agreed that Xiang Yu looked like a singer. Xiang Yu is a pipa player, the big and small three-stringed players are heavy and hairy, and Qimo is four hairs. Their band is called Nezha. Xiang Yu named it. Xiang Yu also wrote many songs: Who should we hate after Shang Zhouwang's death? Pangu blessed those who had enough to eat, and Dayu had brains. The tune is intense and the lyrics are radical. Their songs are deeply loved by young artists, and people who are stupid or not love to listen to them. They also often go to various places to perform. Linzi of Qi was the most economically developed city at that time. But they never go. Comparatively speaking, they still prefer Xianyang. Xianyang is a city like Linzi: in Xianyang, only non-mainstream can flow in. In Linzi, only the mainstream can flow in.

Once they went to Ji Cheng, Yan State to perform and had a good time. People feel best in two places: the first is on the toilet, and the second is on the stage. Punk singers are generally fleas. Xiang Yu jumped up and down on the stage, tearing his heart out and singing: step on every cockroach we have ever seen. We are the brains of men and women with heart disease. The audience waved their hands all over the city. Suddenly, at a certain time, among the flowers, Xiang Yu found a girl in the crowd. The girl touched Xiang Yu deeply, and he couldn't see anyone except her. Xiang Yu also deeply touched the girl. Xiang Yu looked at the girl, and the girl also looked at Xiang Yu. At that moment, the rhythm of the world slowed down. This girl named Xiao Wu became Xiang Yu's girlfriend after the performance.

Xiaowu is very beautiful, with his eyebrows reflected by the green hills and his eyes wrinkled with green water. Xiaowu is also very clever. He can draw a square with his bare hands, and he is also proficient in Shi gan xing Jing. Xiang Yu wrote many romantic poems to Xiaowu. But Xiang Yu was born with a strange sense of language. Once, Xiang Yu wrote a song for Xiao Wu. Xiao Wu got the letter and read the first sentence: I am toilet paper prepared by your pillow when you have a cold. And gave it to a passing squirrel. They love each other very much.

Later, the band broke up, because once Chimo Simao stood on the side of the road watching people fight, and the flying brick hit him on the nose. To make matters worse, he encountered a river flowing eastward. This is a rather boring disease. Once the nosebleed starts, it can't stop. He was well protected from childhood and lost this time. He just flowed, flowed, flowed and died. Without chimer, the band had to break up. They started fighting again.

According to the law of Qin State, except officers and soldiers, ordinary people are not allowed to use iron during the day, and offenders will be prosecuted. The official explanation is that the reflection of iron will affect the ground and destroy the ecological balance. In fact, it is to prevent people from making trouble. The other six countries did not have this law, and they were trapped in suppressing the people's armed uprising all day long. Too busy to care about others has seriously affected the development of national production. This directly led to Qin's strength far above the six countries. At that time, Qin had reached the point where no one dared to play mahjong with other six countries. It is said that at an annual economic conference during the Warring States period, when talking about the system, the king of South Korea sternly refuted the king of Qin, saying: Communism is a good boy. After coming back, Korea was destroyed by the state of Qin.

When the fighting business is not too busy, Xiang Yu occasionally collects some protection money. Xiang Yu is a young man of literature and art, and generally does not directly say what a young man of literature and art wants to do. I don't think it's tactful enough. In the consciousness of young artists, everything related to literature and art is called a teacher. Xiang Yu once received money from Mr. Liu, who said Allegro, and later from the fortune teller Wang. On the road, he thought that when he met Mr. Wang, he should first ask Ziweixing about his recent fortune, then ask if the rainy house leaked water, and finally mention the matter of collecting money. Xiang Yu has just arrived at Mr. Wang's booth. Before he could speak, Mr. Wang said, I have no money. This made the atmosphere at the scene very embarrassing. He said he had no money, but he could tell Xiang Yu the true meaning of happiness to offset the protection money. Xiang Yu is in a passive position and can only be forced to agree. Teacher Wang said: Happiness means having something to do, hope and love.

Xiang Yu is happy because he has love. Love is the first time he heard someone shouting in the street. Since falling in love, Xiang Yu's attitude towards life has become more positive. It doesn't matter if your shoes fall off when you walk. It's no problem to let people beat their heads with bricks so that they can't tell rabbits from camels. I collected more than 20 pence in protection money, but the sun was shining and the flowers smiled at me. I've never been unhappy. The frequency of brushing your teeth has also changed from once every four days to four times a day. In Xiang Yu's mind, Xiaowu is second only to Nu Wa. Xiaowu also likes Xiang Yu very much. They often say that some children will be poisoned by dialogue. Two people sitting face to face, Xiang Yu smiled, Xiao Wu smiled. Eye contact, affectionate: I want to eat you. Me too. I want to eat you bit by bit with a spoon. Bite gently.

Author: Aoi Miyazaki Deshaw replied to this speech at 20: 42 on August 28, 2009.

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3 "Xiang Yu" Ma Dong

Xiang Yu saw all the cockroaches he should have seen in his life when he was nineteen. He took a lot of younger brothers and robbed a lot of territory. Basically, it is the stage when someone massages tea and someone delivers tea during the massage. In jargon, tadpoles are mixed with frogs. You can't relax when you are the boss. In order to maintain a good competitive level, Xiang Yu runs and exercises every night. He runs around the Second Ring Road. Every time I run to the front of the Babylonian embassy, the watchdog there will bark twice. The dog barks twice every time it passes there. This night, to know how many laps Xiang Yu ran, just add up the dog barks and divide them by two. Xiang Yu is barely an intellectual. In his eyes, there are two kinds of knowledge: one is useful to him and the other is pretending to be useful to him. In contrast, Xiang Yu likes to pretend to be useful to him. In his spare time, he would ask Xiaowu to teach him some "Shi Gan Xin Jing" and then tell it to his younger brother to herd cattle. The main business is always the main business, and the main business of gangsters is group fighting.

Cluster combat is an art in Xiang Yu's view. If this is done, the scene can be quite spectacular and beautiful, but no one is actually injured. It's all a matter of skill. Ordinary small group fights are always played like a stage play. It was very orderly in the chaos. Except for a few people with low professional level, almost no one took pictures of their own people. At the climax, plank brick and fist Qi Fei, sunset glow like eyes. Dust and shouts spread throughout the mountain area.

The underground society is developing, and the above-ground society has entered the stage of listening. Qin has reached the point where other countries send money directly without playing mahjong. Qin wanted to annex Chu, but Chu refused. The State of Qin sent a message: If you dare to be presumptuous, I will beat you back to the Stone Age.

What will never stop appearing in the world is an accident. Xiaowu and Xiang Yu broke up. What will never cease to exist in the world is mysterious. Xiang Yu doesn't know what the reason is, and maybe Xiao Wu doesn't know either. Love itself is blind, so is breaking up. Xiang Yu, like all lovelorn people, was depressed and showed an unacceptable appearance. He shouted at the sky: am I the boss? Around two dozen younger brothers immediately echoed. Yes, yes, yes, Xiang Tiange. Love doesn't care about these, whether you are the Yellow Emperor Yan Di or Zhou Wuwang. Those who are lovelorn must be lovelorn. In those days when Xiang Yu was just lovelorn, he climbed to the tallest tower in Xianyang every night and sang folk songs with a pipa. He sang with diarrhea: I loved a girl, and the girl didn't love me. I once hated a girl, and that girl hated me. Xiang Yu, like every lovelorn person, continued to accept it after saying that he could not accept it. He went to see Mr. Wang, a fortune teller. Xiang Yu doesn't hate Xiao Wu, and Xiao Wu doesn't hate Xiang Yu. Teacher Wang said: This is patience. Finally, Mr. Wang said a word to Xiang Yu about the crime of revealing secrets. This sentence was said by a giant cow several years later: What's more, whatever we do is full of difficulties. Before leaving, Xiang Yu decided to waive Mr. Wang's protection fee for three months.

After a man grew up for enough time, Xiang Yu recovered from his lovelorn love. Because Ying Zheng rebuilt Xianyang City, all the houses were demolished. As a result, Xiang Yu and other big bosses couldn't find their original site. Xianyang underworld, which has occupied its own territory for a long time, needs to re-divide its sphere of influence. This is a very troublesome thing, so Xiang Yu hates winning politics very much. In the future, whenever a younger brother can't hold back the fire, Xiang Yu will say to them; We are engaged in literature and art, not real estate, so we should have some reservations. Win politics with irony.

The boss of Xicheng District came to negotiate with Xiang Yu and wanted to split Xiang Yu's Dongcheng District in two when redrawing the territory. People have a sense of language for a period. Xiang Yu, who had just come out of the shadow of lovelorn love, was full of language sense at that time: your mother is older.

A man who looks like Malik: Today we are here to negotiate with you.

Xiang Yu: Tell me about your mother's size.

A person who looks like a white rabbit toffee: Don't swear, you can speak slowly.

Xiang Yu: Slow down your mother.

People who look like soap; If you dare to scold me again, I'll smash you.

Xiang Yu: Break your mother's head.

As a result, brick stools and teapots were flying all over the sky. Finally, the two sides decided to have a big battle outside the city, and the winner was king.

Xiang Yu summoned all his younger brothers. Xiang Yu asked them to find their brothers, then their brothers went to find their friends and their friends' brothers, and then their brothers' friends went to find their friends' brothers. It is the population base that competes with others. Finally, they found more than 600 people. On the day of the decisive battle, the other side also came to more than 600 people. There are more than 1000 people standing in the small open space outside the city, which is a bit crowded. In order to save space, people in the back row are carried by people in the front row. The two sides compete with each other. Xiang Yu and another boss stood in the middle, their eyes facing each other and silent. A dark cloud floated across the sky, still silent. A crow flies in the sky. After enough time for a strong man to pee his pants, people from the other camp pointed to a person in Xiang Yu's camp who looked like a hippo. Isn't this Gander? You're here too. Is your mother's rheumatoid better? Immediately, a person on Xiang Yu's side shouted to a person in another camp: Shi Shen, did your sister give birth? A boy or a girl? For the next period of time, people from both sides kept looking for people they knew in each other's crowd. After playing a long game with friends for more than four hours, all the people present found acquaintances in the crowd except two big bosses. It also includes a pair of twin brothers who have been separated for more than 60 years.

The fight can't be played. After discussion, the two bosses decided to play a game of stones, scissors and cloth to decide the outcome. In the first game, Xiang Yu gave scissors and the other side gave scissors. In the second game, Xiang Yu played cloth and the other side played cloth. In the third game, Xiang Yu threw stones and the other side threw stones. In the one hundred and thirty-sixth game, Xiang Yu gave scissors, but the other party still understood, and it was also scissors. Most people think that this is a game set by two bosses, and they deliberately get upset with them and start to leave. In the four hundred and twenty-first game, Xiang Yu and the other side failed to score, and they also expected that this game must be a draw. After discussion, I decided to skip this game and start the 422nd game directly. There are not enough people left on the field to play four tables of mahjong at the same time. In the 975th Bureau, Xiang Yu didn't know what was going on, and the other side didn't know anything. There are still a few people on the court who don't know. It's already midnight, and the clouds are gathering. I can see nothing but black. The two bosses groped for each other and gave each other a deep hug. Holding hands and looking at each other, tears swirled in my eyes until there were no words at last, and a thousand words stuck in my throat and I couldn't say it. In the dark, leave separately.

Xiang Yu looked listlessly at the sky, and what Mr. Wang told him appeared in his heart: Besides, the world is noisy, and no matter what we do, it is full of difficulties.