Six-person mathematics interesting sketch script is urgent! ! !

Lines upstairs and downstairs: (Q stands for curiosity, D stands for soldier)

Q: We are neighbors.

D: He lives on the first floor and I live on the second floor.

Q: I have a problem when I get up in the morning. I like to practice the basic skills: tongue twisters.

I like playing erhu in the morning.

Q eats grapes without spitting grape skins, and D begins to imitate the voice of the Hu Qin.

Q: Good play, play. (D looks at Q strangely) Q says yes, and D pretends to be embarrassed to let Q come.

Q began to eat grapes without spitting grape skins, and the soldiers began to play the huqin again.

Repeat the above actions again.

Q In order not to let his voice be drowned out by D, he sang a song "Eat grapes without spitting grape skins", which is an excerpt from the Beijing opera "Yutangchun": Su San left Hongtong County and/or came to the street. /He was miserable before he opened his mouth./Gentlemen in the past listened to me: Who is going to transfer to Nanjing?/Tune in with me ... D finally joined in the fun, but Q pushed him away.

Q: If he doesn't take me in, it's not over yet.

D: Sorry, sorry, I'm a new neighbor who just moved here.

Q: Don't you know it's strange?

D: I don't know much about your living habits. As for the neighbors, just walk around and get acquainted.

Q: This series of doors will make.

(begins to imitate knocking at the door)

Yes, and you are? D: The neighbors on the second floor. Q: I heard that you just moved here? (Right, right, right)

Q: Please come in.

D: you're welcome. I want to borrow something from you.

Q: What did the neighbor say to borrow?

D: I'm sorry about that.

Q: What is missing?

Do you have a toothbrush at home?

Q (surprised for a moment): Can anyone borrow a toothbrush?

D: We don't have enough guests at home.

Q: Here, take whatever you lack.

D: Well, he's a nice guy.

Q: Where can I borrow a toothbrush? (At this moment, the soldier knocks at the door for the second time.)

D: it's me again sorry Do you have a kitchen knife?

Q: Here, take whatever you lack! Thank you!

Q: Don't be so polite.

Well, do you have a gas tank at home?

Q: Here, take whatever you lack.

Excuse me, do you have a wife?

Q: Take it! I'll change my mind and get it back at once. What happened? I can't borrow my wife.

Who lent it to your wife? I just asked if your wife was at home. I want to borrow your home phone.

Q: Just making a phone call?

I'm afraid you can't decide.

Q: You are afraid of your wife. (Q told D on the phone that he just moved here and has no phone. A few cents, neighbors just make a phone call. )

D then made a phone call and said hello, London, right? What? Moscow. Moscow is Moscow. I am looking for Putin. Putin!

Q, stop drinking! Then you call Putin's house. What shall we eat next month?

D: blame me. I didn't make it clear. I will package all your phone bills next month. You can give me the invoice for reimbursement at the end of the month.

Q: How embarrassing.

Neighbor, I hate bargaining with others.

Q: That's true. Suddenly stop, I think the soldier has something to say. ) After talking for a long time, I was haggling over every ounce.

Thank you. Goodbye! I will submit the invoice at the end of the month.

Q: Ah! He made a fortune. Half a month passed in a blink of an eye. If you don't return the toothbrush, we won't want it. You must return the kitchen knife. I cut meat by hand for half a month. The gas tank is not returned. My wife said that if we don't return the gas tank, our whole family will be brand-name products and unify instant noodles. I have to find him.

Q knocks at d's house.

D: who is it?

Q: Me!

D just smirked, and then Q said how enthusiastic, neighbor.

Who are you? !

Q was speechless, and then said to lend me a bunch of things, I don't know who I am! Neighbors on the first floor

D: ah! Right, right, right. No wonder it looks so familiar!

Q: I just met him.