A shocking quotation

1, those slutty female netizens really love me. Why do you fuck so many men and never get me?

2. We agreed to grow old together, but you are sneaking around? Found oil.

3, occasionally a little emotional, tears are words that can't be said in my heart.

When you decide to forget someone, you are doomed to remember that person all your life.

5. How beautiful you are in the eyes of others and how sad you are in your heart!

6, feelings, your face is * *, the most * *, even if you spray shit, you have to spray shit.

7. Do you want to make a mistake again and again and become a lifelong regret? Here comes the opportunity.

8. No matter how hard and tired life is, please say to yourself: Give me a smile!

9. God is fair because he is unfair to everyone.

10, a rogue in thought and a good man in life.

1 1. There is no breakup in my dictionary, only widowhood.

12, there are two ways to conquer a woman: please your mother and surpass your father.

13, did you grow a cesspit when you were a child? The acne on your face was poisoned by eating too much shit.

14, since I bought insurance, I don't have to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road.

15, let go, I can't stand your love.

16, I bet my youth on tomorrow and lose day after day.

17, you are a bitch to me, but what are you, a bitch?

18, the word "frequent operation" appears when I leave hate messages!

19, tolerance is your tolerance, and it is my ability to make you tolerant.

20. The sound of heartbreak is like puncturing a balloon, with a bang and pieces flying about.

2 1, fart to let others smell!

22. What city people are pretending? Now the earth is called a village.

23. Don't think that just because you look like Optimus Prime can save the world. It's no use.

I am relieved to see that the person you like is uglier than me.

I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man when it's hot!

26. Money treats me like dirt, and I treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

27. How many students have to write a "solution" when they encounter a math problem that they can't do?

28. I have only one kind of love. Either I don't pay or I have to pay, that's all.

29. Sometimes if you don't push yourself, you will never know that it is useless to push yourself.

30. I don't have a trip that I just left, but I have a body that says I am fat.

3 1, you are not allowed to run in this life, otherwise I can't catch up! No problem, I will hold your hand for life!

32, a casual backpack, not an iou or a knife.

33. A simple love story ruined many people's youth.

34. among reasonable people, you can believe some words, but you can't believe them all. One is an expert and the other is a fortune teller.

35, coax a woman like hanging Q, at least two hours a day, after reaching a certain number of days, it can be sunny.

36. We will return the slap you got for nothing.

37. No matter how smart a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.

38. * * is a good thing. He can take away men who don't love you.

39. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

40. I want to talk to you, but I can't find a topic. I don't want to say more about your evasive attitude.

4 1, I admire your courage. Looking for scolding is not the way! Don't make a fool of yourself in front of me, okay?

When you found all my secrets, you didn't care to leave.

43. I sold the love letter, only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.

44. Teacher, can you change a more humane teaching method? Like ... dreams.

45. Once upon a time, there was a kind of soft candy. After walking in the street for a long time, it suddenly said, my feet are so soft.

46. These days, it is the face, not the heart, that falls in love at first sight.

47. Because he didn't know how to cherish, he missed the person who loved him deeply.

48. Don't waste your tears on what a pack of cigarettes can solve.

49. As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.

50. I doze off after eating black films during the day, but I can't sleep after eating white films at night.

5 1, is the original decision too hasty, or it is foolish to insist now, so forget it.

There are so many complicated mathematical formulas, but none of them can calculate the distance between you and me.

Please don't wake me up when I am dreaming, let me wake up naturally.

54. How can you live freely without looking back and ignoring other people's gossip?

55. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why do I need work experience?

56. Don't mind people who don't know you criticizing you. Dogs bark at people they don't know.

57. When I am in a bad mood, I am not afraid of you pestering me and asking me why. What scares me is that you won't ask me.

58. As long as you dare not be cowardly, why should we miss it?

59. If a gentleman doesn't take revenge, a villain will die if he dares to take revenge.

60. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

6 1, you said you couldn't fall in love with you, but I fell in love with you.

62. The teacher always teaches us to take care of trees, but I want to tell you, teacher, that trees seem to have been made into test papers.

63. Remember to shut up when you are impulsive. Sometimes, what you say on impulse is enough to make you regret it for the rest of your life.

64. Some people are so tender that water comes out when they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.

65. Others laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for Alzheimer's disease.

66. Do you know why you have no date? Because in this stocking season, you are wearing a pair of autumn trousers.

67. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

68. Even if the heart stops, we are still best friends.

69. Actually, it's good that you are happy, and you don't have to show your love in front of me.

70. It suddenly occurred to me that more than half of my life was wasted pretending to do homework.

7 1. When you talk to someone, you want them to be trash cans. After talking, I hope he is safe and impeccable.

72. Indulgence, why should I take everything in today's world seriously?

The teenager knows that you are her dream, but she still wants to continue to love you until you let her give up.

Even if you don't miss anyone, it's a lonely comfort to kneel down and hug yourself.

75. Men like beautiful women and women like sweet words, so women wear makeup and men lie to appreciate each other.

76. The note I gave her before breaking up was him, but it became after breaking up.

77. Who said that men are stronger than women and have the ability to let men have a child?

78. Being single is innocent, but it is not good to let others be single.

79. Every time she borrows a classmate's homework, she always says: I scribbled it!

80, you play cheating, splitting so open, not afraid of cold balls!

The idiom "8 1" is actually used to describe ancient and modern female artists!

I can let you go, but don't look back after you leave.

83. Tomb-Sweeping Day should go back to primary school and junior high school to visit the grave, because your youth is buried there.

84. I am not an excellent actor. I can't smile at your ambiguity.

When I have money, I will buy a child and let him push me.

Let me tell you my story, which you may not have heard.

87. The dazzling display in the window is the vivid life of the lost years.

If you feel capable of playing with me, Chen Liang doesn't mind playing with me to the end.

89. As long as your eyes are straight, you are not afraid of orbital heat.

People should remember what they said and always pay back what they owe.

9 1, between us. Even the rest is tender. Also lost weight.

92. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother?

93. There is a picture of you on the grave in the distance.

94. At least it's a man, named like Little Shenyang.

95. One person to miss is happiness.

96. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

97. Are you too nostalgic to make do with it?

98. Every time we start school, we will say the same thing. I must study hard this semester.

99. It's even harder to apologize to your girlfriend one minute late.

100, the suggestion in the story, the mystery of mud but not dye.

10 1. I haven't seen anyone as beautiful as you for a long time. You really look like my prince charming.

102, I believe in fate, but I will never bow to it.