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Old woman and doctor: An old woman was blind. She invited a doctor to treat her and made a contract in front of the witness. If she cures her blindness, she will get a sum of money as a reward. But if it can't be cured, nothing will be given. Now that the conditions have been set, the doctor always puts ointment on her eyes. However, every time I come to see her, I always take something away and gradually steal all the property of the old woman. When the doctor stole enough money and cured the old woman, he asked her for the promised reward. When the old woman regained her sight, she saw that everything in the room was empty and nothing was given to him. The doctor insisted on his contract, but she refused. So she was summoned to court, and the old woman said in court, "What this man said here is true. Because I promised him that I would give him a sum of money as long as my eyes can still see; But if I am still blind, I won't give anything. Now he says, "My eyes have healed", but I'm sure I'm still blind. Because when I am blind, I can still see all kinds of movable property and valuable things in the house; Now he says he cured my blindness, but I can't see anything in the house. If you feel that time is too long, you can surf the Internet. Idiom stories are short. d Chiculture/06 106 10 story/06 10 story _ b？ Category type = story & story & page =1

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One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher! The teacher said angrily, "Why just call it good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher! "The teacher said angrily," What shall I do at night? " The students shouted together again: "Good evening, teacher!" " The teacher nodded and said, "That's it. Now shout it again! " The students shouted: "Good morning, teacher, good afternoon and good evening!" " The teacher said, "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. When I say something, you say the antonym loudly. From now on. Teacher: "The weather is fine today. Student: "The weather is terrible today. "Teacher:" There is sunshine everywhere. Student: "There are dark clouds everywhere. "Teacher:" The road is crowded with people. " Student: "There is no one on the road. "Teacher:" Young. " Student: "Old." Teacher: "Stand. Student: Lie down Teacher: There is a young man standing on the road. Student: "There is an old man lying on the road. Teacher: "I found a dollar." Student: "I lost a dollar." Teacher: "I found a dollar." "

Give it to the teacher. "Student:" I paid one yuan to steal the teacher. Teacher: "No, you can't say that!" " Student: "Correct, you should say so!" " "Teacher:" Wrong. " Student: "Correct." Teacher: "that won't do, it's illegal!" " Student: "This is ok, this is a legal act!" " Teacher: "I was wrong." Student: "We are right." Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is right!" " Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong!" " "Teacher:" You are so stupid. " Student: "We are very smart." Teacher: "Stop!" Student: "Go on!" Teacher: "You stop now! Stop it! " Student: "Go on now! Say it! " Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop! Student: "We are all geniuses, we say go on!" " "Teacher:" You listen to the teacher! " Student: "The teacher listens to us!" " "Teacher:" All students have to listen to the teacher! " "Student:" Teachers should listen to students! " "Teacher:" Now you stop practicing! " Student: "Now let's continue to practice!" "Teacher:" Are you endless? " Student: "We finish what we started!" " Teacher: "Then stop! Stupid pig! " Student: "Then we should continue! Genius! " ..... The teacher walked out of the classroom with a handout.

A female tour guide who is not fluent in Cantonese ~ Sam once joined a tour group in Beijing, and there was a beautiful Beijing girl as a tour guide. Sam didn't die this time. The beautiful girl's tour guide speaks Chinese, which makes Sam feel very cordial. The beautiful girl tour guide began to introduce herself: "You are a good friend, my name is Fox" (you are a good friend, my name is Hu Lizhen). The tour guide said: "Well, fellow Taoist friends, today I will take you to a famous roadside stall in Beijing and then take you to heaven." (Well, many group members, today I'm going to take you to the famous fireside jiaozi in Beijing, and then take you to the Temple of Heaven ...) An old woman in the group was so excited that she flew out of her shoes when she heard the truth. "Eat shit? Go to heaven? When the restaurant entered, the Beijing tour guide smiled and said, "Grandma, are you crazy? "Have you finished eating? ) Grandma is upset (... Are you angry again? ) Finally, I answered impatiently "Not yet ~" Tour guide: "You are dying ~ You are going to be sent to heaven by eA! You eat quickly ~ "(you eat quickly ~ you are going to the Temple of Heaven! On the third day, the tour guide said, "Dear friends, today I'm going to take you to buy a D-signed letter. Look at your right hand side, D bitch." Dear group members, today I'm going to take you to buy D-signed letters. Look at your right hand side, D peaches. ) Some people in the group listened closely. "When I lived in this place, I unanimously decided to complain. If a tour guide has a good service attitude, there is a problem.

Wife: Did you regret it? Husband: A repentance book about not playing games is being written. Wife: Write! Write! Write! I didn't read what you wrote. I just watched you play. I'll solve dinner myself today. Husband: I did, but I threw it away. The wife dug out three repentance books from the wastebasket. Number one: I'm determined never to play games again. Second: I never play games until once a week. Third: I am determined to play games for only one hour every day in the future. There is a fortune teller who doesn't look like a good person. The man asked, [teacher! I want to ask what my career will be like next year. I asked: What industry are you engaged in now? The man replied: [Free trade! I asked him to do divination. I looked at the divination and said, "Oh! It seems that you will change careers next year! The man was surprised and asked, "What line should I change? I said: [change to non-free business? The man asked inexplicably, "What do you mean by not working freely?" ? I replied: you will be arrested and imprisoned for illegally making money, and you will lose your freedom, so it is called non-free employment! One day, four prospective fathers waited outside the delivery room for the arrival of the newborn. Soon, the babies fell to the ground ... The nurse ran out and said to the first Mr. Zhang: Congratulations, Mrs. Zhang gave birth to twins. Mr. Zhang said happily that I happen to be the distributor of Double Happiness. Then, the nurse came out and said to Mr. Er Lin, Congratulations, Mrs. Lin gave birth to triplets. Mr. Lin also said happily: I am the vice president of Sanyo Company. Suddenly, the other two gentlemen ran away without looking back ... Neither Mr. Zhang nor Mr. Lin knew why they ran away. Mr. Li said in distress situation: I am the general manager of Baifuning ... Mr. Wang cried and said: I don't want to be the boss of Wankelong! ! ! ! !