In September, 2020, a great wave of Weibo's classic love quotations struck.

1, tell yourself: love, don't say it, no one knows; Love, don't understand, and no one will understand. Don't expect tacit understanding, because people in this world are too busy to ponder your inner feelings.

2. Love is the most brilliant flower in a woman's life. Because of love, they grew up and found happiness and peace. There are no happy women who don't believe in love. Even if the lover comes and goes, love will settle down vaguely.

3. The person who will accompany you all your life is the one who understands your past, believes in your future and tolerates your present.

If you are going to love someone, you should think clearly whether you are willing to give up your free heart like God for her, and then you are willing to have a fetter.

5, stingy is a man's taboo, even if you are poor, don't make a poor look. Some people complain that women only love men's money, but it's not necessarily true. Some women like men to spend money for her, sometimes to prove their position in men's minds. When a man likes a woman, he will be willing to spend money for her.

6, men and women match, work is not tired. Because in front of the opposite sex, men always like to show their manly side. Only in this way can you be like a man, so male chauvinism is sometimes necessary.

7. Pursuing the opposite sex is a common saying. In fact, the other person doesn't like you, and it's no use chasing you. The other person likes you, there is no need to dig deeper. Maybe one day he will be moved by your sincerity, but most of them will break up in the end. Because love is not touching, you are not his ideal partner, even if you are accepted for a while, you will leave you when you meet someone he likes in the future. Of course, for someone who likes you, you still need to spend some time trying to please him, because it's like dating and romantic.

8. You are often asked to choose between friends and lovers, which one would you choose? Actually, I think this question is superfluous. A friend or lover who truly understands you will be considerate of your behavior. If they don't understand you, don't worry too much about losing them. Friends or lovers should help each other, not give in.

9. What is romance? Is it a flower? Walking in the rain? Can't you stand in front of the building? If two people fall in love and do nothing, the quiet opposite will feel very romantic. Otherwise, even if two people sit on the moon for a date, they won't feel romantic.

10, love will cool down, in the dull days, the most important thing is to always warm two hearts that lean against each other; Love will precipitate. In the days of getting along, remember to shake the cup of love from time to time

1 1. It doesn't matter whether you are suitable or not. The most important thing is to be interested in each other, otherwise you will still feel lonely even if you have no common language.

12. Some women let their boyfriends spoil themselves when they are in love, but they want their husbands to spoil themselves in every way after marriage, but they forget what they should do as women. Such a woman doesn't know love.

13, learn to look at each other with understanding and appreciation, instead of taking care of each other with self-righteousness.

14, with a touch of warmth, let go of my thoughts, smile and calmly hold a wisp of ink, and listen to the voice of a love that devours everything. Those who have been yearning through the cold current of the years have softened and become indifferent. Always believe: light is happiness; Happiness is beauty. In the dull years, it shows the softness of a heart and spreads the warmth of a book. There's no need to hide it. The fingertips are gentle and quiet, and the tea rhyme is smiling. In the shallow time, I will watch until I am old.

15, there is always something to look forward to, something destined to wither, and something that will leave deep regret, just like this gorgeous late autumn, beautiful and short. The maple red apricot yellow hanging on the branches, in this increasingly cold season, left a trace on the phoenix tree leaves in the wind, and gradually drifted away.

16, you are in the cape, I am in the end of the world, and I will never forget the memory. Two lonely souls, separated by Qian Shan, Qianshan is performing the eternity of sadness. I miss this life so much, so I hold up the boat I miss, and slowly, with that quiet time, sail into your dream and wait with you forever.

17, over the years, penetrated the body, but could not penetrate the soul. The reflection of the atrium is still different, the years are drifting away, the hand points out the chapter, and the diarrhea is silent. Those barriers that blend into life are like the cold stagnation on the pillow. A song that has been sung for many years may only impress your lonely years. Memories deepen the years.

18, foggy, dreams around a thousand times, flowers are full of knees, and the world is prosperous; The mournful whisper is like a rippling lake, and the fragrance in the sleeve is full of sadness in my life; A tear on the rock clarified the turbid truth and hurt my persistence in this life.

19, the world of mortals, people come and go, there are always unexpected encounters, walking into dreams and hearts, making acacia more and more strong and caring about lush; Passers-by who come and go are always distressed that they never said goodbye, and they come and go in a hurry, so that memories are locked in their eyebrows and tears fill their eyes. How calm you have to be to let go of the journey that accompanies each other; How cold do you have to be to let the past go with the wind … If life is just a dream, can you forget it when you wake up?

20. It would be nice if there really was that kind of love that hit it off. I don't need ambiguous comings and goings, and I don't need to spend too much time to cultivate. I don't have the strength to play guessing games because I'm afraid I'll get hurt. That's probably what we want. You can tell it's this guy at a glance, yes.

2 1, love is the smile of flowers and the gentleness of the wind; Love is the nourishment of rain and the embrace of the sea. Shallow years, a feeling, a love, melted the snow on the iceberg, warmed the scenery of the journey, and lit up the brilliant sunshine all the way. Because of love, the gurgling stream is also singing; Because of love, the curved moon is also blooming. Love is a lamp, a ray of light, a flower; Love is a kind of warmth, a kind of dependence and a kind of waiting.

22. If I were white-haired and my face was dying, would you still hold my hand gently?

23, the world of mortals drunk, willing to win a heart. Fireworks couple, never leave each other. Weak water 3 thousand, I only take a gourd ladle to drink. Beauty will die, and I will never leave you. Change your life with my three fireworks!

24, a good relationship, not chasing, is attracting; Not tangled, but random; It's not a game, it's a treasure Appropriate shade is the tacit understanding of the soul and the poetry of missing; The peace between distance and distance is a breath of freedom and the charm of distance. You can speak freely or keep silent, because you know it; You can get along day and night, or you can disappear for a long time, because love is there. Feet will remember the road they have traveled; People who have loved will be remembered in their hearts.

26, life, without eternal love, no ending feelings, will always end; People who can't get it will always forget it. Life, there is no eternal pain, no matter how deep the pain, the wound will always heal. There is no hurdle in life. You can't sit next to an obstacle and wait for it to disappear. You can only try to cross it. In life, you won't give up easily. As long as we persist, we can complete an elegant turn and create eternal glory.

27. Understanding is more important than love in life. Some people love is a kind of fate; It is worthwhile to be loved; It is a kind of happiness that some people can understand. How far is it, as long as there is concern in my heart; How difficult it is, as long as you can be together in your heart; Love is love, as long as you can understand. If you know it, you don't need to confess, you don't need to promise, and you don't need to be on and off. If love is a flower, understanding is a touch of green in life, a harvest, and a grip.

28, slowly, all faded; Gradually, I forgot. That's the way things are in the world. Many familiar people, if you don't take care of them, they will gradually disappear. Many familiar things fade if you don't remember them. The wind of years can not only dilute the feelings in your heart, but also cool your heart. The hand of time can not only blur me in your eyes, but also forget you in my heart. No matter how familiar the road is, you will feel strange if you don't go ... This is life.

29. Some people are suitable for you but don't love you. Some people love you but it's inappropriate. If you want to know whether you love or not, don't listen with your ears, but look with your eyes. See how much he pays, see if he only loves you. If you want to know if it's suitable, don't ask him what he has, ask your laughter and tears. No matter how good the conditions are, nothing can keep you crying. Everything can always make you laugh, even if it is hard, it is worth it. I'd rather smile and be tired than cry and enjoy it.

Reading a book from beginning to end is like knowing a person from beginning to end. It's actually quite difficult.

3 1, lasting love comes from true love from each other's hearts and is based on equality. Anyone who only cares about crazy love and doesn't care whether he is loved or not, or who only enjoys being loved and doesn't know true love, will not have a good ending.

32. No matter how old you are, no matter how urged by your family and friends, don't treat marriage casually. Marriage is not playing cards, shuffling cards will cost you a lot.

33. There is basically no right or wrong in emotional matters. He (she) wants to leave you, and there is always something you can't satisfy him. Looking back on the past days together is always beautiful. Of course, there are also despicable emotional liars, whose sweet words are completely aimed at defrauding each other and sleeping with themselves. Such people are still very few.

34. It doesn't matter if you fall in love with a person with many different living habits. Be careful when getting married. Think about whether you can tolerate each other's differences for a long time.

35. Some people say that finding someone you like in love and finding someone you like in marriage are all one-sided. Lovers don't like themselves. What is there to love? My wife doesn't like how to live.

36. If you really love someone, you should try your best to make him. If he says you will, then both sides will have passion.

37. Don't get married for responsibility. You know, marrying someone who doesn't love them is the most irresponsible. Even if you let the other person feel sad at that time, it is better than letting him feel sad for several years or even for a lifetime.

Don't sleep with others casually, or you will regret what you did in the past when you meet a man who really loves him but lives an honest and principled life.

39. Don't give up pursuing your plan just because your looks are not as good as each other. Appearance is only a temporary impression. The real decision whether to combine or not depends mainly on the personalities of both parties. I've seen handsome guys with ugly girls, and there are too many ugly girls with handsome guys.

40. Women should learn to dress themselves, don't use simplicity as a shield, and don't use housework as an excuse. If they don't understand fashion, they will not be complete women.

4 1. Love can last as long as possible. This has at least two advantages:

42. First, fully enjoy the pleasure of falling in love for as long as possible. The feeling of marriage is very different.

43. Second, the longer two people get along, the more they can test each other's sincerity, and the more they can see whether their personalities get along. In this way, the feelings after marriage will be much stronger.

44, men are not bad, women do not love, this bad does not mean that the heart is vicious, selfish, ruthless. Of glib words, sweet words. Generally, a good man thinks that saying sweet nothings is a frivolous expression, so he doesn't want to do it. It's wrong to say that to others, but be glib with your wife. Why can't you be a man with a good heart and a smooth mouth?

45. The high divorce rate at least reflects the difference between good and bad: the good thing is that people's ideas have become humanized and they no longer imprison themselves for feudal ideas. Unfortunately, they are sloppy about marriage. I haven't decided what to get married.

46. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, because it is already on the way to the grave before marriage. Even if you don't get married, you will break up at the grave. Why not break up first and then dive into the grave?

47. A woman who can only read is a dictionary. No matter how good things are, people will only see them when they need them. A woman who can only dress up is just a vase, and she will look like that for a long time. Dressing up beautifully is a necessary condition to be a good woman, not a necessary condition. You need to read more books. In this way, you will find life better.

48. Dull is true, yes, but it should be dull after passion, and then passion will revive and then dull. Passion should appear alternately in waves. What's the point of living a dull and passionate life? As long as you really love him, you will have passion until you die.

49.do you love him? Love tells him why he should hide the pain of missing in his heart. Afraid of appearance, status and identity mismatch? Don't be afraid, it is beautiful to love someone.

50. Don't fall in love because of loneliness. Time is the devil. If you are an affectionate person, you will have feelings even if you don't love each other. What will you do in the end?

A big wave of hilarious phrases hit, and every paragraph can make you laugh.

Guide: Take the expressway by car. As we approached the service area, the driver shouted, "Go to the toilet quickly and get ready in advance!" Next to the buddy, a weak question: "How do we prepare in advance? Do you want to take off your pants now? "

1. One day, I went to my friend's house and saw his children watching the Journey to the West. The child saw me and said to me, "Uncle, can you call me the Monkey King?" I asked strangely, "Why?" The child said, "Call and you will know." I didn't care, and shouted "the Monkey King!" The little boy actually replied: "Grandpa is coming!" "

2. I took a taxi and felt something was wrong halfway, so I said to the master, "Hey, I don't think I've gone this way?" The master said calmly, "They have their choice, I have my choice, and you will always achieve your goal, but if you choose me, you will go this way." I feel cheated for the first time.

Mom, I have to pee. Go ahead, be civilized, and talk about it next time. Yeah, I know. Dad, I want to pee. Pa, I dare not take it. ...

4. I went to play in the old city today. Many fortune-telling grandparents went to see my grandfather on a whim. When it was time for fortune telling, uncle suddenly raised his voice: good luck, young man, long life, great, great. Asked the reason, the uncle said slowly, look at the young man, you 180cm, only 120 kg. You look like noodles, long and thin. Isn't that longevity? Shit, it's okay.

On the subway, a sister paper suddenly shouted, "What are you staring at my chest, rascal!" Then all the people looked over. One person, sweating and embarrassed, was taken away by his friend. Only heard his friend say, "Why are you staring at her? Not beautiful, not full! " The man said indignantly, it is rare to see someone wearing such a low chest without any gap, so I want to look carefully.

6. In the third year of high school, a woman always quarreled with a boy, and the boy was always inferior to her. Women often recognize him as a grandson and call him grandma. Once the boy finally won, screaming at the sky and calling him grandson! The whole class is boiling.

7. At that time, in high school, a dinosaur girl was going to have a birthday, and several girlfriends, men and women, sat together to discuss what birthday gift to give her. Everyone talked a lot, but none of them were original. Only an idiot man sat silently in the corner, and everyone asked him, "What are you going to send?" Who knows, the goods said weakly, "Should I give her an orgasm?" ?

8. Pig: "Chicken, why don't you take a bath? It stinks more than me. " Chicken: "Mom won't let me wash it." Pig: "Why?" Chicken: "Mom says it's dirty to rub yourself back and forth in the shower."

9. I was naughty when I was reading. The teacher transferred me to the front row, which was useless. Once in class, she couldn't bear to yell at me: "Shut up!" I wronged: "I didn't speak!" " "Teacher:" But why are you angry with me when you eat garlic cloves in the morning? "

10, wife, I want XO. Now? It is too late. Go to bed early. I don't care. I want XO now. You're scared. Where can I give you a whole XO in the dark? There is a bottle of Erguotou on the kang. You can have a drink.

1 1. I don't know what to eat at night. My husband suggested tossing a coin. Husband: "look up, we eat fish, look down, we cook." As a result, coins were thrown downstairs. Husband said, "Then let's go out to eat."

12, husband: "You see that you are so fat, why don't you lose weight?" There are so many videos of online weight loss exercise, watch more! Wife: "That's all a lie. I've seen it. It's useless. "Husband:" Why is it useless? "Wife:" There is a video of losing weight for 30 days. I watched it in front of the computer for a month, and it didn't work at all! " "Husband:" ... "

13, my primary school teacher has one, and my school has a school bus. I want to send the students home with the car teacher! A cool Lamborghini just passed by, and the students in it screamed. I thought it was a good educational opportunity, so I simply said, "Study hard and you can drive such a handsome car!" " "A Xiong Haizi said," Teacher, why do you ride a battery car while studying? "I don't want to say more, all kinds of pain!

14, I want to pee while swimming. I think there is so much water in the swimming pool that I shouldn't be found, so I urinate happily while swimming. I think the whole process is natural, but it was discovered by the careful administrator. After paying the fine, the kind administrator told me: "It is quite common to pee while swimming, but remember not to use backstroke in the future."

15, opened a chicken factory in menstruation. Go to collect eggs at noon. Some chickens lay eggs as big as quail eggs. Menstruation says not to put it there. I asked why? Menstruation says that not accepting it there makes you feel inferior. It will work hard tomorrow and be impressed by the wisdom of menstruation in an instant. ...

16, I like simple happiness. Two people stay at home on weekends. I brush Weibo online. She lies on the sofa reading a book, occasionally looking at each other and giving each other a smile. Also very tacit understanding, no one will mention lunch, who will do it.

17, today, the female employees of the company actually wear miniskirts and navel dresses to work. As a man, as a boss, I am furious to see such immoral behavior. I shouted, "Why did you hit someone?"

18, I have a golden retriever. When it was young, I slept with it until it grew up. Recently, I slowly found that the bed was getting more and more crowded (single bed), so I wouldn't let it go to bed. This product is worse than killing pigs. I had no choice but to sleep on the floor with him and let him get used to it, but when I woke up, alas! Why is this thing on the bed?

19, Mr. Chen took his daughter to the shopping mall and got separated. Mr. Chen looked around. Hearing the broadcast: "Chen XX, your mother is waiting for you at the service desk in 1 building. Please ... "Mr. Chen wondered why the child's name was the same as his own. My daughter was waiting there when I went to the first floor. Ask him, "Why don't you tell Mr. Chen XX that your daughter is waiting for you on the first floor?" My daughter said, "I'm afraid the bad guys will hear me pretending to be my parents and forcibly take me away ..."

20. A few days ago, it was 15 seconds to see if a boy liked himself. If he kisses you, he likes it. I tried my boyfriend today and watched it affectionately for a long time. My boyfriend innocently handed me the hamburger in his hand ... I ... Is this the love of eating goods?

2 1, single for many years. One night, after work, I had a barbecue on the roadside. After eating, I called the proprietress to settle the bill. The boss is busy, let the waiter take it. The waiter asked: Who is it? The proprietress replied: Old customer, who is alone in autumn, winter and summer! From then on, I made up my mind to find a wife!

22. I just saw a cyclist running a red light on the road. A heavy truck suddenly stopped beside him. Just as the truck braked, the cyclist shouted, "Don't kill yourself!" " The truck driver was so stunned that he couldn't say a word. Oh, my God, a walk-on stole the protagonist's lines!

23. Just now I asked an old man by the roadside, "Grandpa, what day is it today?" The old man looked at me, shook his head and said, "I don't know this." I am not a local. "

24. A roommate asked, "If you put a piece of shit and a bone in front of the dog, which one would the dog like?" A funny roommate replied rationally, "Dogs can eat bones with shit." We were shocked by his IQ.

25, the dormitory old six looks particularly like his mother, and was announced as his love princess by the boss as soon as he entered school! One day, the boss called back and said that he had a fight with someone in the bar at the school gate, so let the brothers help him quickly! Everyone hurriedly took the guy and prepared to go out and see Lao Liu, still playing computer! Asked why he didn't go to help, the shopkeeper didn't answer, simply saying: the harem can't engage in politics.

26. Girlfriend: "The ideal type of boy must be thin, handsome, tall and long-legged." Me: "(Isn't this a giraffe ...)" Girlfriend: "Then, he should talk less, be gentle and quiet, be the kind of herbivorous man, and at the same time have a high vision and be worthy of relying on." Me: "(Giraffes are all waiting in line ...)" Best friend: "It's better to have an oval face with long eyelashes!" Me: "(giraffe is proper! ……)"

27. An idiot classmate knocked on the glass because he was curious about the cash truck in front of the bank. Now the police will take a statement. In fact, he just wants to know if it is bulletproof glass!

28. My sisters run a nail salon. I met a wonderful guest just now. It's okay for a man to get a manicure, but why do you always have to put on that enchanting figure and put on sequins? Every nail has at least three colors, which drives my sister who makes nails crazy and sends her away easily. Compared with him, my sister who does nails said, I actually doubt my gender.

29. The leader listened to a song on my mobile phone. Let me guess. As soon as the music started, my brother immediately replied, "Goodbye Jacky Cheung." The leader said, "No, guess again." Me: "Andy Lau's voice is coming again, goodbye to Andy Lau?" The leader smiled: "I sang it." Hidden fame!

30. Just now, an artificial girl appeared in the alumni group, which everyone didn't want to see. She asked, "Dear friends, do you think I should buy a selfie artifact? Or is there anything else with a good selfie effect? " . The group was silent for a while, and finally a boy couldn't hold back and gave a pertinent opinion: "Brick."

Editor's note: I had dinner with a buddy today, and his wife also came. She is in our class, a flower class. In the meantime, his wife went to the toilet, so I asked him a question that I had been thinking for a long time. How did you catch up with her in the first place? He gave me a sidelong glance and said flatly, as long as anyone in high school is a little closer to her, I will take the initiative to tell the teacher that they are in love. Since then, no one dared to approach her, and then she has been with me until now. Me: …

Here comes a big wave of funny quotations. Come in and relax.

1, any beauty that is praised is not as good as meeting you for the first time.

2. Staying up late is equivalent to chronic suicide. Early to bed and early to rise will kill you on the spot.

3. What are the advantages of being ugly? How do I know?

Girls divide their friends into three types: those who want to see in makeup, those who don't want to see in makeup, and those who don't want to see in makeup.

5. If the weight is like that of a department store, 100 minus 20 would be fine.

6. Grandma Liu asked Grandma Niu to buy durian milk, and Grandma Niu gave it to Grandma Liu. Granny Liu said that Granny Niu's durian milk is not as delicious as Granny Liu's durian milk. Granny Liu said that Granny Liu's durian milk would run, and Granny Liu heard it. Your durian milk will run. Granny Liu and Granny Niu spilled durian milk on Granny Liu, which frightened Granny Liu.

7. God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't even love your granddaughter.

8. I want to be a wing bird in the sky, and I will fly separately when I am in trouble.

9. There is a way to heaven. If you don't go, there is no end to learning the sea.

10, life shakes three times. It's getting bigger, the second one is old and the third one is gone. I shook it twice, so I won't shake it for the time being.

1 1. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following.

12, I really don't understand why scissors, rock and paper stared at their feet when they were young.

13, you can't go back and make the same mistake again. You must look ahead. If you want to make mistakes, you will make new ones.

14, grandpa is from grandson.

15, the aunt in the canteen will say to herself every time she hears the class is over: the enemy still has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

16, ancient times are really good. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

17, I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied by them. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

18, sometimes I feel ugly, take out my ID card, lie in the trough, and worry too much.

19, geography teacher: "Where is the wool mainly produced in China?" Xiao Ming: "On the sheep."

20. Exercise more when you are free! You can't be single and fat

2 1, what if you are ugly? Not often. It's you who's disgusting.

22. I will always smile at people who hurt me, because I don't like to argue with dogs.

23. Why doesn't mother like daughter-in-law and grandma likes granddaughter? Because the enemy of the enemy is a friend.

24. If you can, you must fall in love as soon as possible. If you are late, you will not be able to study.

25. If you are ugly, people will like you because you are uglier than them.

A big wave of golden sentences to pick up girls is coming, which is very sweet and provocative.

1

I will never go back to others in the cold again.

Then why do you always reply to me in one second?

Fool, you are not others.

2

Your father is a thief, isn't he?

why

He stole the stars as your eyes.

three

Can I buy a ticket from you?

What ticket?

Tickets to your heart.

four

What do you think will happen if we fall into the river?

It's freezing.

We will be fine, because we are in love.

five

I want to buy a piece of land from you.

What land to buy?

Buy your unswerving dedication.

six

Women are made of water. Guess what I am made of?

Mud?

I made it for you.

seven

Can I call you you in the future?

what

So that I can keep you in my heart.

eight

I had a nightmare last night.

What dream?

Dreams without you are nightmares.

nine

Can you help me with some washing?

What is this?

Like me

10

What do you belong to?

I am a tiger.

Stop lying, you belong to me.

1 1

What is the name of the iron gate? Iron gate.

What's the name of the door made of wood? Wooden door.

What is the door to happiness? We ...

12

Do you have a lighter?

Don't!

Then how did you light up my heart!

13

Do you know that the two of us have a mutual friend?

Who is it?

Cupid

14

You are good at holding dolls, aren't you?

Not bad. Why?

Then why do you hold my heart tightly?

15

If you and I have children,

What kind of person do you think he will become?

What seats? Gemini?

No, our masterpiece.

16

Can you laugh?

Why?

Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

17

Is your mother's surname Fang?

No, my mother's last name.

But if your mother's name is not Fang,

Why are you so handsome?

18

Let's play a game where whoever moves first loses, shall we?

Very good!

I lost

Why?

Because I have a crush on you.

19

Do you know what clothes suit you?

Best bib and tucker

No, I conquered it.

20

The fortune teller said that I lacked something in the five elements.

What's that

Miss you

2 1

Dad, mom, husband,

Which one is not related to you?

husband

Here you are.

22

Actually, the routine is innocent.

The key is to see who uses it.

On what occasions and circumstances.

After all, the person you like is routine and willing.

Teasing and being teased,

Don't you just enjoy this feeling?