Seeking the lines of the cross talk Haiyan

That's not private and Qi Zhi's, but private and Zhao Weiguo's. The following lines are A: My name is Zhao, and my name is Zhao Zhixiang. The media said that I look very special and my face looks like slippers. Because of this, many singers sang a popular song for me for this reason, which quickly became popular, ah! It was Rollin Wang who sang "I am not Zhao Zhongxiang" with such great influence. Thank you (stop! Is this a song sung by Rollin Wang? People sing "I am not Huang Rong", what kind of cultural performance is this! Never! ) My job is selling. I have unique skills in selling products. I talk glibly, speak straight, and finally I act like a spoiled brat if I can't do it. My biggest feature is my good health. I have never been to a hospital in my life. Yesterday, I went out to sell, targeted one, and said I wouldn't buy my product for a long time. I walked more than 300 miles with him and finally sold a bottle of brain black essence, which was mentioned in the entry and won the first prize in the first sales essay competition of Guangxi University of Finance and Economics. To celebrate the success of the promotion, I took a bite. Yeah! Doctor! Cut off your appendix! ! how much is it? B: Two thousand! A: 2000! Ah! Doctor! Don't cut your appendix with that knife! You came straight here! I will give you my whole life! B: So you said a lot of money? A: 80 at most! B: Eighty! All right! 80 is 80! Oh, my God! Cheap! ! 2000 was counteroffered to 80 by me! Do you want to pay for everything you bought? 80 yuan, cut your appendix! I chopped the fish head yesterday for more than 80 yuan! Tomorrow I'm going to call the whole family together to have my appendix cut! There are 80 doctors here! Hurry up! Hurry up! Under pressure! B: How hot is it? Strike while the iron is hot! I'm in surgery! Get ready! Ah! By the way, do you want anesthetic? Oh, my God! You want to kill the pig. Why? Nowadays, you have to use anesthetic to kill pigs! Why don't you kill me! B: You only have 80 yuan! Where is the anesthetic? A: It's anesthetized! Why don't you get anesthetized! If I'm not anesthetized, my screams will kill me! B: Anesthetic! Then 800 yuan takes a shot! A: 800! Doctor, what are you doing? Still want to play XO B: imported anesthetic! Local anesthesia! B: Doctor, is that brand of anesthetic so powerful? Answer: Smile Jiuquan brand anesthetic, it feels like death after playing, and it's gone. Doctor, do you have anything cheaper? A: There are all cheap ones! The effect is not guaranteed! When you wake up, you wake up. Where you should be numb, you are not numb. Where you should not be anesthetized, you have been anesthetized for a long time! It is irresponsible of me to affect your physiological function and marriage life after going abroad! A: Ah! Imported, imported doctor! Playing Jiuquan brand anesthetic with a smile, the side effects of cheap goods are too great! I can't carry it! B: Good! Give it a try! Does it still hurt? Oh, my God! Whether it is money or money, goods are goods! If you shout numb, you will be numb! We're ready to gut! Ask your opinion, does this scalpel need disinfection? A: Doctor! Knives are not sterilized! B: Disinfection needs 500 yuan! A: That's not necessary! I brought a lighter! That knife burns on that fire twice! You are really a patient! ! That can't be helped! It's no use meeting a doctor like you! B: Open the box below! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! It's bleeding! Oh, you are bloody! How high! Do you want to stop bleeding? A: Of course we have to stop the bleeding! Why don't you stop bleeding, doctor? Do you use hemostatic gauze or rag? A: Doctor! You have a rag to stop the bleeding! B: That hemostatic gauze costs 500 yuan! A: ouch! You can have a lot of money! Stop bleeding first! It's killing me B: That's right! If you have this attitude, it will be easy for me! Stop bleeding first! Open the wound! Find the appendix and cut it off with a knife! Congratulations! The operation was a complete success! One last question! Are you going to sew it up? Doctor, what are you going to do to make me go out empty-handed? Remember to add points when you go out to attract flies!