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Classic joke

The student climbed over the wall into the school and was caught by the headmaster.

Principal: Why not go to the school gate?

The student pointed to the clothes: Mi Bang Wei, don't take the usual road!

Principal: How did you get such a high wall over?

Students clap their pants: Li Ning, anything is possible!

Principal: What's it like to climb over the wall?

The student pointed to the shoes: Xtep, the feeling of flying!

The next day, the students came in through the main entrance.

Principal: Why don't you climb over the wall today?

The student pointed to the shoes: Anta, I choose what I like!

Principal: Why don't you wear your school uniform?

The student raised his trousers: Sam, wear whatever you want.

Principal: Aren't you afraid that I won't let you into school?

Students clap clothes: a noble bird, no one can stop it.

The headmaster was furious: I want to remember you well!

Student dissatisfaction: Why?

The headmaster sneered: m-zone, my site is my call!