Eat instant noodles and send humorous sentences to a circle of friends (a collection of 30 sentences)

I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

2. When taking a bath, the faucet freezes to death to the right and burns to the left. Tie your hair twice and loosen it three times. Tight instant noodles. You can't eat enough in one bucket, and you can't finish it in two buckets.

Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

Advise everyone to eat at night, don't wait until midnight to get hungry, and start to regret after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.

6. When I met my old classmates, everyone smirked and said polite words, and I would never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

7. I cherish the days of eating instant noodles. I seldom eat it, so I think it's delicious. I took a careful bite.

8. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

9. Fishing for a gold wife: You can carry an explosive bag on your head, your face is freckled like a bird's nest, you dress like a sharp brother, you can barely eat instant noodles, you can pick up water when it rains at home, and the car needs to run with your feet. If you fall in love with me at first sight, remember to leave your number.

10. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

1 1. I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking. Eating instant noodles is also a means.

12. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

13. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles and play mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

14. I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and tears are falling.

15. My recent life: playing games, eating instant noodles, watching movies and sleeping.

The humor of eating instant noodles and making friends circle is a little short (below) 16. I feel guilty. I worked hard and hard, and as a result, the children could only eat instant noodles.

17. Pack things at home on rest days until after two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

18. I like instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?

19. I suddenly smelled instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

20. Don't sleep at night, and eat barrels of instant noodles when you are hungry. I have to say, it's really cool.

2 1. Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

22. I hate instant noodles ~

23. You can't eat takeout. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

24. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.

25. Yesterday was Qixi Valentine's Day. Others check in, and we'll drive. Others go to the park, we go to the expressway; When others enter the cinema, we enter the service area; Others sleep in the hotel double bed, and we sleep in the car bunk bed; The happiness of others' first love, we rushed like chicken blood; Others are picking up girls and we are picking up noodles; Others walk in the street and we run on the highway.

26. First business trip this year. The plane is late, I am hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles.

27. With you, anywhere is good, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, it is happiness.

28. I ate a lot today, but I was still too hungry to eat instant noodles at night.

29. When I was hungry at night, I ate a small bucket of instant noodles, and then after eating it, my stomach swelled, and I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

30. Let's eat instant noodles together, but after I take a bite, I will never miss you again.

Eat instant noodles and send a humorous short sentence to a circle of friends.

Eat instant noodles and send a humorous short sentence to the circle of friends (I) 1. Three steps to eating instant noodles 1. Instant noodles 2. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that wants to steal food!

2. Don't sleep at night, and eat bucket of instant noodles when you are hungry. I have to say, it's really cool.

3. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

4. Suddenly smell the instant noodles. Roommates eat instant noodles and drink coke in the middle of the night. Why don't they gain weight?

It is childish to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night, but I am still smoking.

6. Instant noodles and Kangxi came, and continued their comfortable life at the police station, eating well and sleeping well in class, huh?

Eating instant noodles instead of sausages and braised eggs is the biggest compromise for me to lose weight.

8. The world is so big that it can hold 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

9. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

10. I used to like instant noodles. I have eaten too much recently, and my mouth is blistered. That's really enough.

1 1. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

12. Let's eat instant noodles together, but after I take a bite, I will never miss you again.

13. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

14. Watching others eat instant noodles, I also made a bowl of instant noodles. I don't want to eat after two bites. It smells good, but it tastes bad.

15. Even coffee and instant noodles have partners, but I don't.

Eat instant noodles and send a humorous short sentence to the circle of friends (Chapter 2) 16. Eating instant noodles at night is really fun and exciting.

17. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

18. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

19. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just for me!

I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

2 1. What is miserable? I accidentally spilled an oil bag on my pants while eating instant noodles.

22. Today, I wonder why eating instant noodles on the train is more fragrant than eating in other places.

23. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

24. Turn to Lianjiang at two o'clock. Eating instant noodles at McDonald's in the moving station, I feel that the waiter is going to kill us. hahaha. When the customers next to us saw our instant noodles, they were itching to buy them.

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

26. Why do I want to eat instant noodles at this time! My stomach turned upside down, and it was miserable.

27. I'm eating a bowl of instant noodles. I think it's funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles before.

28. Why don't I like Dove, instant noodles, big pieces of beef and glutinous rice?

29. Wake up hungry in the middle of the night and go downstairs to eat instant noodles. Inexplicably miss Huian's little friend.

30. Shut up. My sister in the dormitory eats instant noodles, which smells delicious.

Eat instant noodles in the middle of the night and send humorous sentences to friends (40 sentences)

Eating instant noodles in the middle of the night is a humorous remark in a circle of friends. 1. Yesterday I was lying on the sofa waiting for a play, but today I am eating instant noodles on the train.

When I go back to the dormitory every day, I am so hungry that I have to struggle for a while. If I can't stand hunger, I start eating instant noodles. Today is tomato noodles. That's really enough. If I finish eating, I can't fucking hold on.

Single for a long time, eating instant noodles will cause hallucinations.

4. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching a drama and sleeping.

When you are hungry, the people next to you are eating instant noodles, and they are really desperate.

6. Instant noodles have become my daily life now! There is also fragrant milk tea!

7. The side effect of eating instant noodles at night is growling.

8. Eat instant noodles early tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

9. It's another time to get up with courage. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

10. Last night, the power went out. I ate my dream candlelight dinner with two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

1 1. It turns out that when you are lonely, all tastes of instant noodles are the same.

12. I want to buy shoes and beautiful clothes. However, the economy has restricted me from eating instant noodles today.

13. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back, usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton kebabs what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

14. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

15. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles and play mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

16. I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

17. When I am poor, even if I eat instant noodles, I will eat eight flavors and will not repeat the sample every day.

18. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

19. Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

20. Do you think eating instant noodles at night will make the noodles more fragrant and make you feel more beautiful?

Eating instant noodles in the middle of the night is very humorous. I was awakened by the smell of my roommate eating instant noodles. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

23. Rich people's girlfriends are always so beautiful. I guess these women will always say that I like your people, not your money, and I feel happy even if I eat instant noodles with you!

24. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

25. Every time I secretly cook a bowl of noodles to eat in my room, my mother smells it as soon as she goes to the second floor, saying that you are eating instant noodles again, isn't it! It stinks! How come! How can the old altar sauerkraut stink! Too spicy! ! ! Hum!

26. You can't eat takeout. It's not safe. I don't want to eat in the canteen. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

27. The canteen of the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

28. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

29. At this time, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

30. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

3 1. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

32. Stay at home and eat instant noodles every day. Promise me that I will lose weight after the epidemic is over.

33. I hope that people who accompany you for candlelight dinner will also accompany you to eat instant noodles.

34. When I met my old classmates, everyone pretended to smile and said polite words, and I would never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

35. Jiang Lili Xianting and I really hope that when we eat instant noodles in senior three, we will still be happy.

36. The world is so big that it can hold 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

37. When I came back from work for the first time, I was too tired to move. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

38. It's childish to eat instant noodles to relieve hatred, but I went on.

39. When a fairy girlfriend knew that you were eating instant noodles at home alone, she cried.

40. Eating conveniently is harmful to my health. .......... told me not to eat instant noodles. No one cooks for me and makes me drink northwest wind.

Working overtime, eating instant noodles and seeing friends off (30 sentences)

I can't eat takeout, it's not safe, and I don't want to eat it in the cafeteria. Unsanitary. It is safest to eat instant noodles at this stage. I ate instant noodles for the second time this semester and got it from boss Zhou.

Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

3. Now I want to eat instant noodles, mala Tang, skewers, barbecue, fish meal, snail powder, KFC and so on. There are ten thousand ants crawling in my heart.

4. I ate a small bucket of instant noodles when I was hungry at night, and then I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets after eating it.

5. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

6. Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

7. I'm here to curse all the people who are not good to me. I will eat instant noodles without seasoning all my life. ...

8. Pack things at home on rest days until two o'clock in the afternoon, and have instant noodles for lunch. Rest is really more tiring than work.

9. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles and play mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

10. Being with you is good everywhere, whether in the village or eating instant noodles, it is happiness.

1 1. There are still many people who like instant noodles. I used to eat instant noodles because it was fast and cheap. Now eating instant noodles has become a memory.

12. Do you think eating instant noodles at night will make the noodles more fragrant and make you feel more beautiful?

13. I was hungry last night and threw up after eating this instant noodle. I'm still considering whether to eat today.

14. I hate noodles ~

15. Eat instant noodles while adding red dates for health, and died after 90.

Working overtime to eat instant noodles and make friends circle (Chapter II) 16. When I am poor, even if I eat instant noodles, I will eat eight flavors and will not repeat the sample every day.

17. Aries people can keep pace with the times because they are independent and confident. Although the sheep's appearance is very weak, Aries's heart is extremely strong. No one to accompany them to dinner, you can fill your stomach with instant noodles, which is simple and quick. Even without love, they can fill their lives with work.

18. Eating instant noodles when you are hungry at night will really double your happiness! I like to eat instant noodles at night!

19. A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, while I go to make noodles with low profile.

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

2 1. Three steps to eat instant noodles 1. Instant noodles II. Open the bowl cover 3 after three minutes. Pick up the cat that stole food!

22. I was so hungry at midnight that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

23. What is loneliness? It's not that a person eats instant noodles in a convenience store late at night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that no one has been single. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.

24. The first time I took the green leather train, everyone on the train was eating instant noodles and crying. I ordered dry fried beef river, which is more delicious than box lunch.

I like to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

26. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

27. Eating instant noodles all the time will really make your face bigger. I am a circle older than you. Oh, no, two laps.

28. Eat instant noodles immediately after eating ice cream, which is spicy. Do you have diarrhea? Waiting on the line is very urgent, and the instant noodles are getting cold.

29. Happiness is the realization of every tiny life wish. For example, when eating instant noodles, there is always someone you like to accompany you.

30. Don't lose the person who is full of you, the person who eats instant noodles with you and suffers together.