Degang Guo, I was named the most familiar face in the whole school. Which joke is it?

The yellow part of my life is that line.

Guo: Thank you! Thank you for your kindness to us!

Yes, yes. ...

Guo: I have no ability.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I only have arm strength. ...

Yes ...

Guo: What is this place?

Y: huh?

Guo: "Yizhou is in danger, fertile fields are thousands of miles away" ("Longzhong Dui"),

Y: right ...

Guo: "10% in nine days, thousands of households enter the painting." (Li Bai's "The Emperor's Journey to Nanjing" Song Dynasty) Where there are talents, there are many famous artists and talented people, and there are nests of Quyi.

Yes

Guo: So many friends come to praise us, and there is nothing in return. Let Yu Qian thank the world after committing suicide.

Y: huh? ! ..... after you = for a while.

Guo: It's an idea.

Y: What can I do? You are putting all your eggs in one basket on me.

Guo: Is it better to keep me?

Y: I haven't heard of it.

Guo: I hope everyone will listen to cross talk more. I hope you will be happy forever and every day.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: That's what I mean.

Y: ok.

Guo: I hope everyone is happy.

Y: good.

Guo: No matter where you sit.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Those in the front row and back row, those on and off the stage, all count here. All my friends, one counts.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Everyone is happy.

Y: Well, I'll put in a good word for you.

Guo: You are all happy, so you just ...

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Just make trouble. ...

Y: yes!

Guo: You ...

Y: alas! How do you talk? Stop stamping your feet. How do you talk?

Guo: You are all happy!

Y: huh? !

Guo: What should I do?

Y: You can also pursue happiness!

Guo: Has anyone asked me?

Y: huh? !

Guo: Why can't I be happy?

Y: No one doesn't make you happy.

Guo: How can I get rid of bad luck?

Y: Have you been having a hard time?

Guo: It's not smooth to play small!

Y: oh!

Guo: Yawn and fall.

Y: oh!

Guo: I broke my fork!

Y: Well ... Guo: Pull the cart one step at a time and burn the back of your head with candy cakes.

Y: Why is it so hot here?

Guo: This is a sugar cake. Eat them. When you tear them apart, the sugar comes down. When you lick them, they will collapse-

Y: Hey, don't destroy anything. Why are you licking it?

Guo: I want to be happy too. I want to be a great person.

Y: Yes, it's good to have this ideal.

Guo: At that time, I had a wish to be an excellent swimmer.

Y: Oh, water sports.

Guo: My neighbor is on the swimming team.

Y: that's good.

Guo: This man is capable.

Y: oh.

Guo: Although I have never won a gold medal, I have never drowned in my life.

Y: hi! This is not good, you know?

Guo: He taught me backstroke and breaststroke ... and I learned them all.

Yu: Various postures.

Guo: I am a genius.

Y: ok.

Guo: The training was just right, and it was banned by the garden department.

Y: Is the swimming department next to the garden department?

Guo: They said I destroyed the lawn.

Y: Have you made a plan on the lawn?

Guo: Dry swimming!

Y: where is the dry swimming?

Guo: Learn to put it in water.

Y: I haven't heard of it.

Guo: If you don't let me practice, I will say, I deserve it and die (timidly).

Y: huh? I'm still dead

Guo: You see, I practiced swimming with them at first.

Y: Who said that?

Guo: They support me. Thank you.

Y: How many lawns will be destroyed! ? )

Guo: If you don't practice pulling, you can't put the shot. Why don't you contribute to your country? Boring-it's far away. Coach said it doesn't count.

Y: I left the ball there.

Guo: It's amazing.

Y: What's the magic?

Guo: It hasn't moved. I'm out. I said I deserved it. I am dead. I did something else. I skated. I'm proud of it.

Y: They are called roller skates.

Guo: Nicknames are not allowed.

Y: whose nickname is it? That's your nickname!

Guo: It's fun to put on shoes with wheels and swish.

Y: that's good.

Guo: One day, I won't be the first in the world series.

Yu: small

Guo: Not even the roller skating rink. It's small. Go to the outer ring road, put on your shoes, find a big truck, arrest those people, and it will drive me all the way.

Y: This is not your skating.

Guo: It's exciting and fast. I just forgot to ask. This bus goes to Inner Mongolia.

Y: ok.

Guo: Boy, as soon as the Outer Ring Road came out, it was lifted, and the skates were shining. Everyone ran out and shouted, Look at Nezha.

Y: Think of your shoes with wheels as hot wheels.

Guo: I just forgot to ask. This bus goes to Inner Mongolia.

Y: huh? !

Guo: Unfortunately, I didn't go to Inner Mongolia, but I stayed in Ankang.

Y: I see.

Guo: My shoes are worn out. It hurts too much.

Y: Yes, if you grind it again, you will grind your feet.

Guo: It's not easy to go to school these years.

Y: What's wrong with going to school?

Guo: Forget it, primary school 13, junior high school for 9 years, these years are all-

Y: wait a minute. Primary school 13, secondary school for 9 years. How do you read this book?

Guo: They won't let me graduate.

Y: Is that reluctance?

Guo: I was rated as the most familiar face in the whole school. When the new teacher comes, he will follow me to scan the inside of the school.

Yu: O (∩ _ ∩) O ... Haha, are you familiar with it?

Guo: I don't like classes either. I can't understand what they say.

Y: oh.

Guo: They can't understand what I said. As long as they don't understand, let me stand outside and never stay in the classroom.

Y: I said it was too dark.

Guo: Hate, hate, do you care?

Y: So you always stay outside.

Guo: I'm in the dormitory! I study by myself, and I can succeed!

Y: Can I teach myself?

Guo: I bought a lot of martial arts novels. I read alone in the room and read aloud.

Y: what did you say?

Guo: His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold and his blood is cold.

Y: that's what everyone says.

Guo: He is cold, but this grandson is frozen.

Y: what book?

Guo: What's the use of writing such things?

Y: that's right.

Guo: When I was bored, someone introduced me to 1 girlfriend.

Y: Oh, I'm seeing someone else.

Guo: You look beautiful. Your face looks like a car accident.

Y: wow! I can't watch it!

Guo: Especially those two eyes have gods, so (squints).

Y: squint!

Guo: On a sunny afternoon, my beautiful girlfriend and I were biased against Miss.

Y: Is your girlfriend called prejudice?

Guo: Is this a biased view?

Y: hey! Look to one side.

Guo: We are sitting in the 3 1 ice cream shop in Brazzaville, Congo.

Y: eat!

Guo: I watched her eat this spoon by spoon in front of me.

Y: that's right. She can't see her share.

Guo: Don't make fun of my girlfriend.

Y: Do you want to tell me if I can remember?

Guo: Damn it, damn it, this guy!

Y: what a nuisance

Guo: I have many ideas.

Y: what are you thinking?

Guo: I think of my parents far away in the north. I haven't been back for so many years.

Y: Oh, homesick!

Guo: A letter came from my father this morning.

Y: what did you say?

Guo: Son, you have been away from home for a long time. Today, if the neighbor hadn't reminded me, I would have forgotten that you had such a son.

Y: huh? Can this be forgotten?

Guo: Everything is fine at home. Don't worry.

Y: Right, right, right!

Guo: It rained twice this week, once for three days and once for four days.

Y: That's next week.

Guo: Our family has moved, which is 500 kilometers away from the original place. Guess where it is.

Y: Any guesses?

Guo: I deliberately removed our house number when I left. We look forward to your return.

Y: it's over!

Guo: Where can I find you?

Y: I'm a fool.

Guo: There isn't even an address here. When prejudice produces an idea, I feel sad.

Y: say what?

Guo: Take me to the railway station to buy a ticket.

Y: Oh, she took it with her.

Guo: By the time I got to the railway station, the tickets had been sold out. Prejudice found the police.

Y: why?

Guo: Do you know where the scalper is?

Y: huh? Ask the police about the scalper?

Guo: The police look at her. I'm still looking.

Yes, isn't it? Only two people are looking for him.

Guo: Then I don't know where she got the two tickets.

Y: I really bought it.

Guo: We boarded the train bound for the west.

Did you go west?

Guo: The train walked for three days and nights and finally got off at a place I didn't know. She took me deep into the forest.

Y: into the forest.

Guo: I was so tired that I fell asleep as soon as I lay down. I don't know how long it took. She pushed me: hey. Hey!

Y: she pushed. Is that you?

Guo: Bah.

Y: No, I think her eyes are far away from you.

Guo: It can be adjusted.

Y: hook it back with your eyes

Guo: Whatever!

Y: hi!

Guo: I love her very much. I sat up: Why? Which is the good news and which is the bad news?

Y: that's funny!

Guo: Bad news.

Y: listen to the bad ones first.

Guo: We are lost, and we can only live by eating cow dung in the future.

Y: cow dung.

Guo: What's the good news?

Y: listen again. All right.

Guo: There is a lot of cow dung.

Y: hi!

Guo: (punching and kicking)

Y: Come on, save your strength.

Guo: I hated it. I gave her a beating.

Y: That's a waste of time.

Guo: I walked back after hitting her. After walking for more than half a year, I finally returned to the dormitory.

Y: ok, how about half a year?

Guo: Hey, what do you mean? I'm 33 years old and I haven't been president yet.

Y: you want to be blind, too

Guo: What's the point? I'm sure I'm no longer alive.

Y: dead?

Guo: If I die,

Y: not alive?

Guo: Suicide, electric shock

Y: touch switch. What a good way.

Guo: Just to be on the safe side, let's use an electric pen.

Y: I know everything.

Guo: You try. There is electricity. Good-bye.

Y: touch it!

Guo: Bang!

Y: huh?

Guo:-Power failure? !

Y: Oh, what a pity. Here you are. .

Guo: I want to jump off a building.

Yu: Falling from the building

Guo: I like jumping off buildings very much. I studied it. The jumping effect on the second floor is different from that on the twentieth floor.

Y: What's the difference?

Guo: Look, jumping on the second floor means "pa-ah!" .

Y: What about the 20th floor?

Guo: The 20th floor is "Aha!"

Y: That's the difference. What are the research results?

Guo: High-tech. I live on the eighth floor. Should I explode first or first?

What's your voice?

Guo: I am "Bang-"

Y: Why is it so loud?

Guo: I hit the protective net.

Y: jump down without opening the window.

Guo: I rummaged through everything and found a pack of rat poison.

Y: taking poison.

Guo: Yes, I ate more than half a catty. Lying in bed waiting to die. I'm so hungry after waiting for a long time.

Y: are you hungry

Guo: Get up and look at this bag and yeast tablets.

Y: hey! Look at it!

Guo: This won't do. I can't be so subtle. I can't be so pessimistic I can't be so negative I want to cheer up.

Y: that's right.

Guo: I want to make the country rich and the people strong. I want to make people rich. How can I make people rich?

Y: Yes, think about it.

Guo: I'll print counterfeit money.

Y: What do you think?

Guo: If I print more money, the people will be rich.

Y: What do you think?

Guo: I have a friend who has lived with me for a long time and advised me.

Y: ah!

Guo: You are going to die. The state has regulations. It is illegal to print large bills.

Y: It is also illegal to print small receipts.

K: You can print a dollar.

Y: Who said that?

Guo: It's complicated to think about it. Where can I buy ink and paper rolls?

Y: Do you still print money like this?

Guo: Print one and twist it with scissors!

Y: huh? Who said it was printed like this? Too backward

Guo: My friend calculated it for me. Add up the cost, and each painting is 50 yuan.

Y: He said I would print it for you. You give me 50 yuan, I will give you 1 yuan, and I promise you can't spend the holidays on 1 yuan.

Y: hey!

Guo: I have been thinking about it for two months.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: Did he lie to me?

Y: hehe! He just lied to you.

Guo: It's understandable that you want to change five dollars into a coin, isn't it?

He is your father's son.

Guo: On second thought, this is not the way. I robbed a bank. I robbed the bank quickly.

Y: It's really fast.

Guo: The bank was full of money, so I started to write a work log. I'll try my best. I've thought of all the precautions. I must succeed in the robbery. There are several considerations.

Y: There are other things to pay attention to.

Guo: We should not take it lightly. We have experience in this field.

Y: There is still some experience.

Guo: One of our seniors robbed a bank. Because the target was not accurate, he was strong and ran to the armed police dormitory with a kitchen knife.

Y: I didn't find out.

Guo: That's too bad. I didn't kill him!

Y: it serves you right

Guo: We also have an elder who covers his head with a sack. How thoughtful.

Y: right.

Guo: I forgot to gouge out my eyes.

Y: He can't see either.

Guo: After crossing the road, click was crushed to death.

Y: that's too bad.

Guo: We also have a senior who thinks everything with a gun. As soon as he entered, he grabbed it and took out the money. More than 40 people behind him took out all their guns and the police gave him money.

Y: Well, he didn't leave until they were all together.

Guo: We also have seniors.

Y: Ah, where are so many seniors?

Guo: He succeeded.

Yu; Is it?

Guo: 1 more than 10,000 yuan was robbed.

Y: that's quite a lot.

Guo: Throw the money in the car and drive it downtown.

Y: What are you doing there?

Guo: It was 5: 40 p.m. and he was still stuck in traffic when the police came.

Y: I can't run.

Guo: My predecessors paved so many roads with blood. How could I not succeed? I must succeed.

Y: Then do your best.

Guo: I exercise every day and go out at four in the morning.

Y: why?

Guo: I'm going out for a run.

Fish; What's the use?

Guo: Run! You can run when the police are after you!

Y: oh, run!

Guo: I get up at four in the morning and go downstairs. Someone walked the dog before me. This lovely puppy is a Tibetan mastiff.

Is that a puppy? That big dog.

Guo: What a big brain.

Y: wow!

Guo: I chased after it, went straight north and went down.

Y: I'm going north.

Guo: I disposed of it. My heart is solid. I made it.

Y: I lost it.

Guo: I dumped the Tibetan mastiff. When I came back from Mianyang by bus after dinner at night, I thought-

Y: Wait, you went to Mianyang?

Guo: You are wondering, am I at the wrong speed?

Y: hey! Don't be beautiful, just

Guo: I don't think I can do this job alone. I need a helper.

Yu: accomplice

Guo: I have a friend who stole seven generations.

Yu: den of thieves

Guo: He is very excited. When he came on the train, he spread a napkin and wrote a robbery plan.

Y: On the train?

Guo: It says that there are four old Red Army men sitting next to them, and the train goes directly to the police station.

Y: oh, that's too bad

Guo: Come to think of it, robbing a bank is not a good idea.

Y: Of course.

Guo: You think this truth is complicated.

Y: why?

Guo: When you enter a bank, you have to get the number first.

Y: take the number?

Guo: Just sit there and wait for you.

Y: Oh, what a good rule.

Guo: I'll call you later. You went. When you handed in the number, you held out your hand.

Y: huh?

Guo: It has a bird's nest on that counter.

Y: Yes, there are pits.

Guo: If he bothers me again, he will take my watch away.

Y: Hey, which one of you robbed who?

Guo: No, what is uncertain is that things can't be done.

Y: Yes, you can't even part with that nest and rob a bank.

Guo: I can't dream. I will do something practical.

Y: that's right.

Guo: I'll rob the armored car.

Oh, that big car, right?

Guo: There is money there.

Y: right, right.

Guo: I think they are carrying that big iron box.

Y: oh.

Guo: Just give me one.

Y: here you are?

Guo: I train every day.

Y: how to practice this?

Guo: I ride a bike and I wipe Dagong.

You're desperate, you

Guo: The driver is very polite. What if I die?

Y: Is that polite?

Guo: I practiced in the street that day. An armored car drove up and a group of robbers came on. There was a battle and guns blared. Many people died and their cars overturned. The big iron box fell beside me and broke open. I see it is full of money.

Y: money.

Guo: Hundreds of thousands. God won't starve to death. I am rich in Degang Guo.

Y: Is this yours?

Guo: The money is mine. I'm unlucky to carry a box.

Y: What kind of mildew is this?

Guo: Blame me me.

Y: why?

Guo: I took my suitcase to the bank.

Y: silly boy.