The most popular joke of the year

First, when I sniffed for the n th time, the man gave me a look of disgust, and my girlfriend quickly said, My friend has an IQ problem. . . She is a retard. Today, her guardian has something to do. Let me handle this. I had no choice but to bring it. . .

Today, I saw a Rolls-Royce driver hit a Chery. The young Rolls-Royce owner got off the bus and swore. Chery owners didn't say anything. The owner of Rolls-Royce said he was tired, while the owner of Chery said simply, "Young man, call your dad and say you touched a Chery A3."

Third, I am black and strong. My girlfriend took me to her house and shouted, "Dad! Mom! Bring you back a pig that arches cabbage! " My girlfriend's father looked at me and walked over and said, "Yo-ho! It's still a wild boar! "I ... . .

I remember when I was a child, my mother once took me to the hospital for an injection. The nurse who pricked the needle was an intern and pricked me several times in a row. I cried in pain, and my mother couldn't stand it, so she called the head nurse. The head nurse was so fierce that she was pricked by a needle. Then she pulled it out again and said to the nurse next to her, Look carefully, and try again for you!

Although I broke up with my first love for three years, I still can't forget her. Knowing that she was dumped by her boyfriend and had a miscarriage, I rushed to the hospital at once. My first love saw me lying in a hospital bed and said faintly, "Are you here to see my jokes?" I panicked: "How do you know? . . "

6. The wife did something wrong and refused to repent. I didn't hold my hand for a while, and sometimes I really couldn't move. No, after a dozen slaps, she touched my swollen face and said with distress, "Stop fighting, I know I was wrong!" " "I smiled coldly and said," I forgive you this time, but next time I will fight to the death. Don't say I didn't warn you. "

Wife: Honey, who do you think is better looking than me and my best friend? Husband: Wife, don't compare with others all day! Wife: Just tell me, to tell the truth, I will never embarrass you! The husband pointed to his wife's chest and abdomen: To tell the truth, you are worse than the last one, but worse than the next one! A wife's slap is a slap: Nima, I know you think my chest is small and my stomach is big!

Eight, the day before the driver's license test subject 2, the coach let us rest, and a classmate and I decided to go to Zhanshan Temple to worship Buddha. As a result, these two idiots shouted at a monk in front of the Buddha statue: "Taoist, where can I buy incense?" What a pity! I don't know him.

Nine, take a taxi, wait for the red light, an aunt rushed out and hit the car ... I can't understand this, the driver is in a hurry, I have to help him prove it! After a while, we met. Now that we are engaged, I'm afraid I can't get along with my future mother-in-law. After all, I also testified that she touched porcelain.

X. The gym is really an interesting place. When you run on the treadmill, the people next door will always compete with you for speed. Once you find that the speed can't keep up with you, you will compete with you for a long time and have to fight for it.