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Xiao Li fortune-telling zodiac _ What is Xiao Li fortune-telling zodiac?
Brainstorming, what zodiac loves to show off? What is the answer? Do you usually like to play brain tricks? Generally speaking, we think that the more we use our brains, the smarter we are. Therefore, fun, interesting and unconventional brain tricks have become the golden choice to build a smart head. Let me reveal the answer for you. I hope you like it.
Brainstorm: What Zodiac loves to show off?
Answer: Tiger.
Other interesting brain teasers 1: 1. After Zhu got married, why would he rather sleep on the floor than sleep in a waterbed with his husband? Answer: She is seasick.
2. A woman is a book, so which page does a man want to turn to first? Answer: copyright page
Since ancient times, men have claimed that women are disasters, but why do men still want to marry women? Answer: A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise.
4. Dad lost something. Why is Mom so happy? Answer: He got rid of his bad habits.
Annie's doctor boyfriend is away on business for a year, and writes a love letter to Annie every two days. How many love letters will Anne receive in two months? Answer: No. He is too lazy to send anything.
6. foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? Answer: alcohol.
7. Don't cry until you see the coffin? It can be described as stubbornness. Do you know who it is? Don't cry when you see the coffin? Die hard? Answer: of course it is dead.
8. How can a man fall in love at first sight? Answer: Don't let him look at you.
9. The fat lady has an amazing weight. Husband told her to lose weight, but one day, she went to weigh herself, and the pointer pointed to zero. Husband still told her to lose weight. Why? Answer: the pointer turns once and then points to zero, of course, it has to be reduced.
10. Every couple has one absolute thing in common in their lives. What is that? Answer: I got married on the same day in the same year.
1 1. Why does Mr. Chen say that he can't live a day without a woman? Answer: He is a cosmetics manufacturer.
12. When you find that your hair is getting longer and longer, what is the first thing you should do? Answer: extinction
13. Why do married people have to take wedding photos first? A: It's an auction.
14. Xiao Li often socializes because of his work. Although she comes home early every day, her wife still complains constantly. Why? Answer: He didn't go home until morning.
15. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. What is behind that failed man's back? Answer: There are too many women.
16. Why is Master Guanyin sitting among the golden couple instead of next to him? Answer: Because he is afraid that they will fall in love.
17. The Chiang family has three daughters, the eldest, the second and the third. Who has the hottest body? Answer: the eldest daughter is still because of ginger.
18. Xiao Li, who came home from work early, went into the bedroom and saw Xiao Liu and his wife sleeping in bed next door, but Xiao Li was not angry at all. Why? Answer: Because Xiao Liu is a woman.
19. When is the best time for divorce? A: Month Day (Freedom Day)
20. Why do babies cry when they are born? Answer: Because he saw that the aunt nurse was too beautiful and she was too young.
Other interesting brain teasers 2: 1. Who is aunt cleaning? Answer: women.
Whoever sees him will give him money. Who is he and why is he so attractive? Answer: Good brother.
3. Who is disobedient? Answer: deaf
4. How can I put my left hand completely in your right trouser pocket and my right hand completely in your left trouser pocket? Answer: Wear pants backwards.
On a snowy day, Gao Jiawen turned on the heating and closed the doors and windows. Why does he still feel cold? Answer: He is outside the door.
6. Just call its name and you will destroy it. What is this? Answer: Silence.
7. Two people, one facing south and the other facing north, are not allowed to look back or look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces. Answer: Yes, they are standing face to face.
8. Under what circumstances do people tear their hair? A: When cremated.
9. The police found an intelligent murder case. No clues were left at the scene and no witnesses were found. But an hour later, the police announced that the case was solved. Why? Answer: The murderer turned himself in.
10. Why do hens all over the world have short legs? Answer: so that the eggs won't break.
1 1. What should I do if the uncooked rice is cooked carelessly? Answer: Prepare for dinner.
12. When is it greater than O, O greater than, and greater than? Answer: Rock, scissors, cloth.
13. A heavy rain, farmers who are busy planting seeds have fled, but there is still one person who does not leave. Why? Answer: Scarecrow
14. Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbour? Answer: Because she can't sit down.
15. What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? Answer: You are not stupid.
16. The wolf dragged away the ewe. Why does the lamb follow quietly? Answer: The lamb is in its mother's belly.
17. Director Li sang loudly when he brushed his teeth in the morning. How did he do it? Answer: He brushed his false teeth.
18. A place is on fire. Although many people were fighting the fire, no one reported the fire. Isn't that strange? Answer: The fire brigade is on fire.
19. There was an accident and collision on the road. The police arrived at once. Although the driver tried his best to help, one person died. According to the driver, the man died of lung cancer, not a car accident. Because only the driver and the deceased were in the same car, there were no witnesses at all; However, the police immediately understood that the driver was not lying. Why is this? Answer: Because the driver used a coffin car to transport people who died of lung cancer.
Smoking is forbidden in the cinema, but at the climax of the plot, a man starts smoking and the whole screen is covered with smoke. However, no audience came out to protest Why? Answer: This is because the man who smokes is a character in the movie.
Other interesting brain teasers 3: 1. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? Answer: murder weapon.
2. A man was chased by a tiger. Suddenly a big river appeared in front of him. He can't swim and has no means of transportation, but he passed anyway. Why? Answer: He fainted.
3. Why can't you see your footprints when you walk on the beach? Answer: He is walking backwards.
4. Red beans and mung beans are put on a plate. Why did Xiao Wang separate them at once? Answer: There is only one kind of red bean like mung bean.
5. What can be broken without being punished and rewarded? Answer: record
6. Both Wang and Li do things with one eye closed. Why should Wang perform and Li be punished? A: Because Wang is the shooter and Li is the shopkeeper.
7. What water can never be used up? Answer: tears
8. A student lives in school. Why is he often late for school? Answer: The school where his home is located is not the school where he goes to school.
Li Zhe looks ordinary, nothing special, but he can go on for hours without blinking. How did he do it? Answer: As long as he closes his eyes, he won't blink.
10. Where is asking for trouble? Answer: pharmacy
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