A collection of funny copywriting in friends circle

1. Good-looking women are unreliable. ""What about the ugly ones? " "It's neither good-looking nor reliable. "

2. "Be careful when you are alone outside, there are so many bachelors now." "Mom, I am a man."

I still remember that I participated in the sprint event of the high school sports meeting. At that time, I didn't have much experience and was shocked by the starting gun. I accidentally broke the school high jump record.

4. I never know, if the first sentence of Eason Chan's Ten Years doesn't tremble, what are the two words?

The taste of Chinese New Year is getting weaker and weaker, because in the past, I only bought it at buy buy when I was preparing for the Chinese New Year, but now I buy it at buy buy every day except the Spring Festival.

6. A fat tramp asked me for money. I smiled and asked him, "As a tramp, why are you still so fat?" He said, "Because I can't afford to go to the gym."

7. People must endure more sufferings in order to achieve great success. But most people only cook half, others should eat more.

8. Q: My girlfriend got pregnant after breaking up with her ex-boyfriend. What should I do? God replied: whoever pollutes will be treated. Who develops and protects.

9. jiaozi is the largest love rat in China's holiday catering system. At present, all foreign girls have fallen apart from Christmas.

10. Once I met a fortune teller, I went to do the math. He looked at me, frowned and said, "You will die very ugly." "Then what should I do?" "Plastic surgery before death."

1 1. I sent a circle of friends last night: I really lost my dog. Not long after, my mother called: "Don't be silly, my mother won't force you to find someone else."

12. The kidnapper asked me to go to the railway station to get the money at 8: 00 tomorrow morning, and I arrived at 6: 30 the next day.

13. Some people have a shiny surface. In fact, after going to the toilet in winter, they only wash their fingers and don't even touch water at all. Turn on the tap just to listen to the people who go to the toilet.

14. My deskmate may be a psycho. In class, I compared my hand to a gun, banged my head, and then slept on my desk for three classes.

15. We have a restaurant here, which is quite upscale. A person went there to invite people to dinner, and all the people at the table got food poisoning. The hotel asked for privacy, lost thousands and set up three more tables. The man took three more tables of friends to dinner and knocked down more than 20 people.

16. Finding someone to pay back the money is like a secret love, and I always feel embarrassed to say it. When you get up the courage to say it, you may not even have friends!

17. I tell you, you can not like me now, but after this village, I will wait for you at the next village entrance.

18. If, after many years, you are not married. If I don't marry, then we are really finished.