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Girlfriend guarantee
I am guilty. I am fully aware of the harm that my shameful, selfish and ugly mind has done to you. I sincerely ask your forgiveness. I hope you will give me another chance to turn over a new leaf, and make a fresh start in line with the principles and policies of being frank and lenient and resisting being strict. I will definitely turn over a new leaf, turn over a new leaf and throw myself into the arms of you and the party again.
I think when I first met my good man, my ambition was everywhere. It's just that my narrow-minded idea of aiming at the temple was moved by you. You rescued me from the mire with your noble sentiments of brave dedication, selfless dedication and saving the people from fire and water, and thawed my frozen heart for many years. After your gradual and persuasive teaching, I finally found the goal of life and the direction of struggle. "Although my body does not have bright phoenix wings, I can feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn." I think we still have a tacit understanding. In order to do this more deeply, I study the Book of Changes, gossip, divination and Taoism, and strive to get rid of the label of childish, vulgar, illiterate and irresponsible, and become an idealistic, moral, educated and disciplined youth as soon as possible. But I still didn't understand it deeply. I realized it thoroughly and committed a heinous crime.
In order to make up for my mistake and win your leniency, I hereby declare as follows:
1. Take advantage of the Olympic Games, keep fit for the whole people, exercise hard, strive to travel thousands of miles every day and 800 miles at night, and accompany you to every corner of Jinan and even the world.
2. If you are diligent in practicing martial arts, you will get insight and listen to all directions. When you need it most, you can immediately display light skills such as walking through the snow, floating on the water and flying on the grass.
3, increase the realm of internal strength, meticulous, inner peace, bad mood, use some skills-methods, such as moving away, attracting stars-methods to resolve grievances and increase happiness.
4. Get promoted as soon as possible. "The Prime Minister can hold a boat in his stomach" and be promoted to dragon slayer (1 dinosaur = 7,8 elephants) to accommodate all of you.
5. Learn cultural knowledge, learn about astronomy and geography, and fully understand the news gossip. Jianghu people say that "asking around" to chat with you will not be boring, and it will make you happy and upset.
Signature: xxx
Date: Year Month Day
Girlfriend guarantee article 2 1. More care, more love.
The woman said it was cold, so I asked her if she was ill. How can it be cold at such a high temperature? Women eat cold rice, and I say I have bad habits. A woman is cold, no matter what the reason is, I should hold her tight first, even if I can't give her physical warmth, at least I won't make her feel cold. Then I will think about what it's like for a woman to feel cold. Is there really something wrong with her body? Are you considering seeing a doctor? When a woman eats cold rice, whether she is hungry or because she wants to eat something to keep warm, what she has to do is to persuade her not to eat cold rice. If she is really hungry, take the initiative to give her a hot meal. At that time, I said, how can you come back to the north with me like this? Although it was just a sigh, it broke a woman's heart.
When she came back from shopping at the weekend, the woman's feet hurt badly, but she still insisted on going home after shopping. She is tired and doesn't want to get up after sleeping. I can't figure it out again. I think women like shopping. Just come back and have a rest. When I found her sitting on the bed and still didn't want to get up when cooking, I was annoyed and scolded her, being narrow-minded. The woman I love should rest if she doesn't want to get up, not to mention hurting her feet because of shopping.
Second, less impulse and less temper.
Several times, I was angry because women chatted with male netizens. I am very concerned about the content of a woman chatting with a male net friend. If it involves ambiguity, my heart will ache faintly. I'd rather watch a woman joke and chat with some male colleagues or boyfriends in front of me than chat with a male netizen I don't know online. The first time, she sent a film to a netizen, and I was very angry. Don't say it's a movie, just say something out of line, and I'll be sensitive, too. The second time, she took the initiative to send holiday wishes to male netizens, and my heart was sour. The third time, she was even more angry. She took the initiative to greet her boyfriend for a happy birthday ..... Only later did she know it was a misunderstanding, but her heart was still unbalanced. Why do women like to chat with these male netizens? What exactly does she like to talk to them about? If a woman told me what she would talk to them before every chat, I wouldn't have so many questions in my heart.
Doubt sets off my jealousy, so I often become impulsive and lose my temper with women. Actually, I should be more rational. I believe that women will be measured when chatting. Let her slowly change the content she doesn't like. When she is chatting, she can ask calmly instead of attacking her. I believe that as long as I can control my emotions and calmly ask her why, women will certainly be happy to accept my suggestion.
Girlfriend guarantee number three, dear baby Yi:
First of all, thank you very much, dear baby, for taking the precious time to sleep and read my critical letter. * * Knowing that he is guilty, he feels deeply ashamed and guilty.
This is a critical letter I submitted to Baby, in order to seriously reflect on my mistakes, analyze the harm of mistakes, submit punishment suggestions and propose corrective measures. I also hope that many adults in Yiyi can forgive me.
20xx165438+1At around 20: 30 on October 22nd, when I had a close conversation with my baby QQ to cultivate our feelings, I heard him analyze our current situation. In a bad mood, I said a lot of things that made my baby sad and angry, which made my baby cry and deleted QQ. Later, I told the relevant personnel to look at you, and some babies said disgusting things to me, which made Yiyiyi even more angry. Although I said those words because I cared too much about the baby, I didn't realize my mistake and corrected it in time. Although I am already very painful and sad, what can I calculate compared with the baby's sadness? I deserve all this, and I deserve it.
Because of my mistakes, the baby's mood, life and psychology have caused great adverse effects. Make the baby sleepless all night, have no appetite to eat for two days, feel heavy, and even cry. It has seriously affected the baby's life and health, the harmony and development of our feelings, and the harmony and progress of society.
After a long time of reflection, I deeply realized my mistakes and understood the irreplaceable position of baby in my heart. * * As a qualified boyfriend, I should take the initiative to bear the responsibility for mistakes, and hope that my baby can severely punish me. I should write a critical letter with good quality and quantity. Pay compensation for mental damage to the baby (kiss, don't do it). Promise the baby that I will be bitten hard by the baby.
In order to prevent this mistake from happening again, I hereby promise my baby:
1. Listen to Yiyi's words, don't make the baby angry and let the baby be wronged.
2. Listen to Yiyi and tolerate the baby unconditionally.
3. Listen to Yiyi, don't lose your temper.
4. Listen to Yiyibao and study photography well. make good efforts
5. Listen to Yiyi Baby, don't play games, smoke less and drink less.
Girlfriend guarantee article 4: This is my marriage guarantee. On the wedding day, I read it in front of all my wife's relatives, and then read it again in front of our relatives and friends. Because of this, a group of my brothers all said that I "harmed" them. I put myself in, and now whenever I do something wrong, my wife says that I have violated several articles of the guarantee. I put it in the open space now to "hurt" more male compatriots.
Marriage guarantee
1. Be kind to your wife and family.
2. Make sure your wife is happy with her when she is happy, and make her happy when she is unhappy.
3. Make sure that you are not tired of shopping with your wife, and take the initiative to pay the bill with the pocket money you usually save.
4. Be sure to ask for leave on business trip, go home for dinner at night, and apply for anything beyond 50 yuan.
5. Ensure that as long as the wife likes something, she will fully support and actively cooperate. Don't say what your wife doesn't like to hear, and don't do what your wife doesn't like to do.
6. promise not to grab TV with your wife and take the initiative to buy snacks for your wife.
7. Be sure to remember our wedding anniversary and our wife's birthday and hobbies.
8. I promise to always praise my wife as the most beautiful one in my heart.
9. Be sure to take the initiative to help your wife do housework and do the dirtiest and most tiring work at home.
10. Make sure to pay wages on time and in quantity every month, and do not save private money.
1 1。 A wife is always right.
12。 If the wife is wrong. Please refer to the article 1 1.
I promise here!
Guarantor:
Girlfriend guarantee article 5: Because my girlfriend is narrow-minded and afraid that I will run away, let me write this guarantee!
First, girlfriends must reply whenever and wherever they send text messages!
Second, we must take the girlfriend's call for help as the primary task, and we must finish it in the first time!
Third, my girlfriend can't sleep at night. Text her or call her to chat. You can't refuse, even if you are sleepy, you must stick to the last moment!
Fourth, my girlfriend asked to go shopping with her. She must stay with her all the time without complaining or complaining. If she is tired, carry her or have a rest!
5. Be sure to hold your girlfriend's hand whenever and wherever! Let everyone see that she is yours!
6. When you see a beautiful woman, your eyes can't stay on her for two seconds, and you must also praise your girlfriend for looking better than her!
No matter when you are mean to your girlfriend, you can't be in a bad mood! You can't take it out on your girlfriend!
Eight, don't hit your girlfriend, you have no right to hit her, hitting your girlfriend is always a shame! Even if she drives you crazy!
Nine, often praise how good friends and girlfriends are! How considerate! How gentle!
10. Always care about buying things for your girlfriend. Even if your things are worthless, they are hard to buy in the eyes of your girlfriend!
Eleven, often send a text message to your girlfriend or call to say hello, care about it!
12. Absolutely listen to your girlfriend and do whatever you are told! You can't lose your temper!
Thirteen, don't let loneliness bother your girlfriend, let her feel that you are always by her side!
Fourteen, to tolerate her, she is small-minded, because she only has you in her heart, so she should tolerate her girlfriend!
Fifteen, don't make your girlfriend angry. When she is unhappy, try to coax her and tease her until she is happy!
Sixteen, to make her feel safe, don't let her get any harm!
Seventeen, you can give up everything for your girlfriend, only your girlfriend is the most important thing in life!
Eighteen, always remember my girlfriend's birthday! Be the first person to send a blessing on her birthday!
Girlfriend guarantee number six, dear baby:
I'm sorry, I was wrong and made you angry again. You probably lost confidence in me this time. You probably love me, right? But I want to tell you that I really care about you and miss you! Dear me, I hurt you again tonight!
Sorry, maybe I've really changed. I always do things for myself. I really hurt your meaning!
It's been nine months. Do you remember the little things that you just realized now? Our happiness, our gentleness, our commitment! Knowing you is fate. I believe in fate, and I trust you more. Your kindness, understanding and waiting for me. I will remember it all my life, but I hurt you, hurt you. I'm really sorry!
That's all, I understand, lovers should not care about each other's love, conditional love is too fake! I really regret it, I hope the baby can forgive, forgive! Having said that, I hope you can understand three points:
; I made such a big mistake. I was just confused for a moment. I really regret it. I'm willing to do something sorry for me! Please understand and give me a chance!
; My love for you, from beginning to end, forever! I love you unconditionally! I will prove everything with my heart and witness the miracle! Will not give up, stick to the oath!
; My persuasion and doubt about you is that I am afraid of losing you! Now I understand that the love of two people is the most trusted! I was wrong! You shouldn't leave easily, two people fall in love and children play house! This is the fuse that makes you angry. I will never use it to hurt you again!
Looking back on the past nine months, I have been with you for less than ten days, and my feelings are all based on my mobile phone! This is my hobby, to accompany you! I promise you, I will give you a satisfactory answer. I hope my lovely swallow can be really happy! Maybe everyone has a good future, and I will work hard. I won't let mom and Jiejie have any chance!
In the dead of night, before writing this self-criticism that makes you angry, reflect! I also think it is necessary to review the mistakes I have made and what can make you angry to the greatest extent!
When you were asleep, I wrote a critical letter with my heart, maybe, but every word came from my heart! If you are not satisfied with this, tell me until I write that you are satisfied! I hope that those who read my letter will supervise my love for you! I sincerely hope that the baby can be happy!
Man: Love your dragon!
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