Maoming fortune-telling funny vernacular dialogue

Please ask the master to explain the classical Chinese fortune-telling to me in vernacular.

It is good for your career to leave your original place of residence and settle in other provinces. At home (where you lived), you were injured or broke. You think too much and do too little. You need to learn a trade, and your relatives help you little. When you are away from home, you have the help of noble people. Cows are your nobles! Marriage is bumpy, children are hard to protect (I didn't have a developed medical skill before, so don't worry about it). I should go out around 40 (the east and south are better) and live a rich old age.