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1. I just called 1 fortune teller, because he asked me what you were as soon as I sat down in front of his booth.

2. "Call your parents tomorrow" and "Can my parents not be with my uncle?" "Yes, but I have to come." The next day, I carried my 3-year-old uncle on my back and embarked on the road of no return.

It's getting colder and colder. In order to drink more hot water, I bought a good quality thermos cup. No, I went early this morning. I burned my mouth eight times and haven't had a sip of water yet.

When my wife was pregnant, I called my father to report the good news and said excitedly, Dad, you are going to be a grandson!

5. Pass the security check with a cup of milk tea. Security inspector: What's in your hand? Me: milk tea. Security inspector: Have a drink. Me: Get out! Buy it yourself!

6. I was walking on the road on a rainy day, and a big rush flew by me and splashed me with mud. Looking at the big rush in the distance, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own.

7. If I hadn't met a hair stylist who acted on my own, I would have found the other half.

8. "What is the experience of being ugly but in good shape?" "Looking back at the country, worrying about the country and the people."

9. I wanted to buy a down jacket, but I spent one or two thousand yuan. Then I thought of buying some cold medicine, which is only a few tens of dollars. Well, it is more cost-effective to buy cold medicine.

10. If you can't find someone for a long time, you should reflect on whether you are too demanding on gender.

1 1. At my age, I will sing softly in your ear, like your body, give you a bag, leaving only mosquitoes.

12. What is the generation gap? I just put on my new clothes and walked around in front of my mother and said, mom, is there a model? Mom gave me a look and said, yes, in the pot, help yourself.

13. The three ugliest women in women's eyes are rivals of good sisters, current girlfriends of ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends of current boyfriends.

14. The sky descended on Sri Lanka. You must first turn off its mobile phone, stop its traffic, steal its account and unplug its network cable, in order to bid farewell to scum and become a schoolmaster.

15. My life goal is to have my own house in Beijing when I am 30 years old! Now I have finished half my goal: I am thirty years old!

16. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.

17. When I was pursuing Happyness, I was afraid that I would not be at home, so I always stayed at home.

18. The master of ceremonies asked the groom, "Will you love the bride for life, no matter she is poor, rich, sick, disabled or ugly?" The groom said "I do"! Then the MC said, "If you become poor, disabled, sick and ugly in the future, will you let the bride live?"

19. Do women really have no resistance to all kinds of small animals? The Great God replied: Land Rover, Hummer, Jaguar, BMW and, of course, Tmall!

20. As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

2 1. If you marry a smart and virtuous wife, you will be happy; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher.

22. Don't always complain about your mobile phone card. Face your face for a few hours every day, so you don't have to commit suicide?

At the end of TV, the hero and heroine got married, which shows a profound truth. As long as they get married, there is no future.

24. I once liked a girl, and she said that she liked the boys who played well in the glory of the king best. So I practiced the glory of the king hard. Two months later, I forgot all about that woman.