Classic witticism 100

Robbers draw images-just your thief shape?

Fall in the bamboo garden-should I die?

Monkeys have loose bowels-bad intestines?

Horse racing on the wall-a beast that never looks back?

Blind people play the piano.-nonsense?

Yan's grandfather-old ghost

Adou is the emperor-weak and incompetent.

Dou's land-free?

A fighting figure-no ability?

A whip is not a stick-is it soft or hard?

The beaten dog bit a chicken-take it out on others.

Blowing sheng-What's the matter?

Al is a doctor-no one dares to invite him?

Arman Street string playing around?

Brother eats noodles-scratch?

Grandpa eats Rhizoma Coptidis-Bitter (Grandpa)

Arabic numerals are divided into eight characters-zero to zero?

Grandma has a beard-abnormal?

Aqingsao pours tea and drops water; Not a drop?

Beaten tortoise-shrinking its neck?

Duck running around with a knife?

Make amends for being slapped.-Flattery?

A dog with a stick-angry?

Ducks were beaten.-Running around?

Fat pig with a knife-not afraid of scalding water?

Is the stabbed ball flat?

The dog's tail grass, which was beaten by frost, died.

Eating sea pepper by the stove-I have a fever inside and outside.

A short staircase leads to a high room-it's hard to say (eaves)

Short people wear high heels-height is limited?

The dwarf hit the wolf-it is not enough to shout.

Dwarfs fly kites-higher and higher; Steady rise?

Shorty fart-humble.

Shorty sightseeing-echo?

Dwarfs crossing the river-peace of mind?

The dwarf pulls out the general-he will make do with materials; Choose a better one on the whole.

Dwarfs climb stairs-longing (longing)?

The dwarf climbed the hill step by step; May you be promoted step by step!

A dwarf climbed a hill-greedy for cheap.

Dwarf riding a big horse-dilemma; Is it difficult to get up and down?

Short push-not high?

The dwarf is going to heaven-I don't know how small he is; Golden Millet Dream―sheer daydream

The short man sat in Gordon's dilemma.

The short man sat on a high stool-he couldn't reach it.

Short people sit on high stools-they can't get up or down; Is it difficult to get up and down?

Love to complain, love to be a hero-poor and quarrelsome?

An Shi rebellion?

Who knocked on the wooden fish in Antang?

A nun in a temple-no luck (husband)

Quails should eat fruit from trees-think of good things; Nice try, huh?

Frogs on the shore-jump at the touch.

Fishing for the moon on the shore-at your own expense; be invalid

Watching people drown on the shore.-From the ruins?

Buy shoes according to other people's sizes-mechanical reproduction.

Beggars who press colored balls-silly with joy

Drink water like a bull's head-impossible.

Take the medicine according to the prescription-do it

Pecking rice at the head of a chicken-in vain?

Take the medicine according to the old prescription-it's still the same.

Drinking water according to the cow's head-impossible; Try to do

Press the gourd and lift the ladle-no matter the end.

Head into the fire pit-hold your breath, fidgety.

Keep an eye out under the chopping board-can't you fly?

Fly a kite under the chopping board-it can't fly.

Top door of wide tube of chopping block

Rolling pin on the chopping board-bachelor?

Meat on the chopping block-slaughtered; Kill at will

Fish on the chopping block-goods with knives?

Chop bones on the chopping board-dry and brittle.

Stalking-sneaking around?

A needle in a darkroom-sad?

It's not good to kick your son out.

Burned out the lamp oil-heartburn (core)?

Burn ice on the melted soup of tobacco.

Tobacco pancakes-toss and turn?

Eight sparrow sedan chair-can't afford it.

Eight Money Fortune Telling-How can I guarantee you a lifetime?

Eight tigers broke into the secluded land-dead, lost, lost.

Radish in Balizhuang-Beautiful in heart?

An eight-acre valley.-Just this one.

Eight horses are inseparable-they are inseparable.

8000-year-old beard-a good personal idea.

Eighty-year-olds learn to exhale.

The 80-year-old man is boasting-he is weak.

Playing the trumpet at the age of 80-long life and short breath?

An 80-year-old lady

Dancing innocently at the age of eighty

The Eight Immortals cross the sea without a boat-they have their own rules (crossing)

Eight immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers

The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-the wind that can be popular, the rain that can rain.

This square table is uneven without a foot.

Chamber pot is on the table of the Eight Immortals-not a (family) gang.

Laojiu on the table of the Eight Immortals-No number.

Put a lamp on the table of the Eight Immortals-obviously.

An 80-year-old grandmother and a 3-year-old grandson-both old and young.

Persimmon in August-The older you get, the redder you get.

The weather in August-sometimes sunny, sometimes rainy.

Cucumber shed in August-empty shelf?

Eat moon cakes on August 15th-just in time.

August 15 to see the dragon lantern-half a year late.

A Dou's Jiangshan-Free Delivery

A sinus figure-no ability

Ah Er blowing sheng-Keep your word.

Al is a doctor-no one dares to invite him.

String performance in Arneman Street

Brother eats noodles-scrape