Urgently ask for a script from Wulin! ! !

Zhu, Tong Xiangyu, Li Dazui,,, Yan Xiaoliu,.

Scene: lobby, good morning.

(Accompanied by several crows, Uniquely stepped down from upstairs, and everyone was not up yet. One like you gently walked to the front of Bai Zhantang)

Zhu: (softly) Brother, I'll go first.

Bai Zhantang: (still dreaming, in a daze) Let's go.

Zhu: Then take care.

Bai Zhantang: Take care. Take care. (At this moment, Bai Zhantang suddenly woke up, sat up and asked Uniquely) Go? Where are you going?

Zhu: I, I'll go first. I will come back to see you when I am free. Take care of yourself. Goodbye (to the door)

Bai Zhantang: Stop there! (gets up to the ground, pulls unique to the square table and sits down) Why are you such a child? Ah, why did you leave?

Zhu: I have nothing to do here, so I have given you trouble.

Bai Zhantang: Who said you had nothing to do? This table, this bench and this place are all things.

Zhu: This is all done by Teacher Guo. What did I do to her?

Bai Zhantang: Then you help with the cooking.

Zhu: Do you think he will agree?

Bai Zhantang: (thinking) Right, right, right, helping scholars, helping scholars settle accounts and so on.

Zhu: Do you think Miss Guo will agree?

Bai Zhantang: Then help me, help me run errands (Yu Xiang comes down from upstairs gently). I am tired. Pass me a towel. I'm thirsty. You pour me a cup of hot tea. I'm hungry. ...

Tong Xiangyu: I'll give you a bowl of noodles and fry two poached eggs. One side is still yellow, and no one needs to do it (he said it was next to the exhibition hall, facing Wu Shuangxiao).

Zhu: You heard that.

Bai Zhantang: It's always unconscious. You're leaving.

Tong Xiangyu: Go? Where are you going?

Zhu: Jianghu is big, and everywhere is home. Manned, take care (he got up and left, and was held by Tong Xiangyu).

Tong Xiangyu: Stop. Si Tong specifically told me to take good care of you when he left.

Zhu: You two are very thoughtful, but some people, with wind in their blood, are born to wander. Say goodbye (then walk to the door).

Tong Xiangyu: unparalleled, unparalleled.

Bai Zhantang: Look at this kid.

Zhu Wushuang: (Go out, I'll be right back, close the door) I'll eat here before I leave.

Bai Zhantang: Huh? (and Xiang Yu looked at you puzzled)

Tong Xiangyu: What's the matter? What is this? (Bai Zhantang walks out of the door and suddenly closes the door in fear. )

Bai Zhantang: (twisted face) What a monster!

Tong Xiangyu: (imitating Bai Zhantang) Strange, strange what animal, what nonsense (walking to the door) in the early morning. You've always been like this (screaming when you open the door, turning around and hugging the exhibition hall, never looking away). The camera turns to the door, and a big dog like Tibet is tied at the door)

(When the camera turns, Guo, a scholar with a big mouth, is beautiful at the door, and Xiang sits at the table. )

Lv Xiucai: According to my years of life experience and my years of reading experience, I think this is a dog.

Zhu: What is a dog?

Lv Xiucai: It's a dog. Zi once said ...

Everybody: Let's go!

Guo Furong: This is definitely not a dog! Whose dog is so big?

Bai Zhantang: Yes, I don't have ears yet. I look like a bear.

Li Dazui: No, I saw the bear's paw when I was in the Yellow Crane Tower. It's much bigger than its claws.

Bai Zhantang: So you don't want people to wrap their feet? But whether it's a dog or a bear, this man is not a vegetarian anyway.

Li Dazui: (unconvinced) Then we are not vegetarians! (Walking to the door, holding his dark iron kitchen knife in his hand, shouting) Gnome male-",the one at the door, listen, see this? Huh? Dark iron, this is the only one in the world. I'm telling you, if you come with me again, I'll chop off your paws and tickle them. Can you believe it?

Tong Xiangyu: Big mouth, big mouth, then you go. The death of the bite bonus is a public injury. I'll cover the funeral. Go, go, go (everyone: go, go)

Bai Zhantang: Then go, the shopkeeper has let you go (everyone: go, go).

Li Dazui: I fell asleep. Let's go. Who's afraid of who? What? Ah! Xiao Liu came in as soon as the door opened.

Yan Xiaoliu: I am yelling! Close it in broad daylight! The door is closed!

Tong Xiangyu: Liu, you are here! Well, my God (faint, please help)

Yan Xiaoliu: Not a god. Called 123. It's a patrol dog specially approved for me

Lv Xiucai: Right? I said it was a dog. Zi once said ...

Everybody: Let's go!

(At this moment, Xiao Liu came into the room with 123, and everyone let out a loud cry and stepped back. )

Yan Xiaoliu: Nothing. Don't be afraid. When the landlord saw it, he was shocked and said that you should take it away quickly. He said 123, the dog ran away, so call him 123.

Tong Xiangyu: Take it away, take it away! (123 called once, Yu Xiang softly) Not you.

Yan Xiaoliu: Nothing. This dog is very obedient. Come on, come on 123. Come on, shake hands. Put your hands up (Xiao Liu holds 123' s paw and 123 doesn't move). Look, just listen (pat the dog on the head twice). I'll bolt the door of your inn to ensure its safety.

Everyone: Huh? (Xiao Liu bolts the dog back to its original position)

Tong Xiangyu: Xiao Liu! Xiao Liu, you won't be carrying it all the time.

Yan Xiaoliu: So what? It is not easy to make a quick decision now. It's only one yuan a month, not including food and accommodation. Those who have the ability don't want to come, and neither do I. Not as good as a dog! Do what you want for bones.

Bai Zhantang: Liuer, what are you doing (learning Tianjin dialect)?

Yan Xiaoliu: I am in charge of West Street. (everyone: huh? ) is in charge of East Street (Everyone: Oh! You're fine. See you later. (everyone: huh? Just like seeing me (everyone: good! ) met me (everyone: huh? ) It's like seeing me. (Hello, everyone! Me? ) What a mess! You guys get busy first. I have to patrol the streets. Report anything directly 123.

Tong Xiangyu: (pulls Xiao Liu) What's the reaction? Let me have a look.

Yan Xiaoliu: You have to consider the specific situation slowly. Anyway, there is one thing. Don't talk about it. I don't care if I bite or not. Besides, this is the dog that was approved for me. Oh, you must take good care of it. If something goes wrong, treat you like a problem! (Small six out, everyone chasing: Small six! At this time 123 called at the door, scaring everyone back to the store)

Zhu Wushuang: (Seeing Yu Xiang calmly picking up the tea bowl) Boss, you don't want to play a trick on the dog, do you?

Tong Xiangyu: Exactly. (Pick up the bowl and drink water)

Guo Furong: No, sister. How do you know if it's male or female?

Tong Xiangyu: (whispering) Male, I have carefully observed it.

Bai Zhantang: OK, OK, so you know it likes tall, short, fat, thin, black and white?

Tong Xiangyu: I'm not sure about this. You can ask around.

Bai Zhantang: (slaps one like you) You go! (unparalleled: Oh! )

Bai Zhantang: Even if our beautiful dog succeeds, what shall we do if it doesn't go? A it, plus a daughter-in-law, gives birth to a nest happily, gives birth to another nest happily after giving birth to a nest, gives birth to another nest after giving birth to this nest, gives birth to another nest after giving birth to this nest ... (Yu Xiang holds down the exhibition hall)

Tong Xiangyu: The American Dog Program is suspended. What's your opinion? Tell me quickly.

Li Dazui: I think, if you want to get rid of someone, (everyone: huh? ) or a dog, you have to find out what it wants. Why don't we give it what it wants?

Tong Xiangyu: A dog. What does it want?

Li Dazui: Bones? The dog knows who is near it if we want to.

Tong Xiangyu: Yes, it's done. Take it to the kitchen. ...

Everyone: the kitchen?

Tong Xiangyu: (laughs) Let it see.

Everyone: Oh!

Tong Xiangyu: (maliciously) Then take it to the backyard. ...

Everyone: backyard?

Tong Xiangyu: (laughs) Help us look after a home and a hospital. How beautiful!

Everyone: Oh!

Li Dazui: That line is manned. I'll prepare the bones.

Tong Xiangyu: Let it be as corrupt as it is.

Li Dazui: Just watch! (Walking, turning around, proudly asking) Boss, do you think this bone is better in sauce, marinated or fried?

(Everyone looks at the big mouth in confusion)

Li Dazui: (finding something wrong) Well, I'll see for myself.

Li Dazui: (Li Dazui squats at the door to feed the bones 123) This is not eating, but swallowing! (At this time, all the bones are gone. 123 Looking at his mouth full of saliva. ) No, it's really gone. Look at it. (Show the basin containing bones to 123. ) Why don't we call it a day? I'll give it to you tomorrow ... (123 barks, scaring me to open my mouth and go back to the house) What's the matter? Why is this dog immature? Huh?

Bai Zhantang: Haven't you got the quantity yet?

Li Dazui: Why not? This pot has been finished, and I'm not afraid to support it.

Tong Xiangyu: No, I think it's a toast!

Bai Zhantang: (striking table) If the tiger doesn't show off its strength, you think I'm Hello Kitty! Huh?

Tong Xiangyu: (gasping like a tiger) A tiger? exhibition hall ...

Bai Zhantang: Why don't you come here? I want to bite you!

Tong Xiangyu: (gasping and squeaking like a tiger) Bite me, as long as you are willing to eat me alive.

Tong Xiangyu: (123 hits the tiger, laughs) Hehe, I see.

(Everything in the lens, Bai Zhantang holding a tiger hood, jumping tiger, learning to call with Yu Xiang. )

Tong Xiangyu and Bai Zhantang: Wow! Howl! Howl! (Open the door and call 123, 123 and call them, too. )

Tong Xiangyu: We don't have much courage. We are tigers, the king of beasts! Howl! Howl! (At this time, 123 growled at them)

Tong Xiangyu: Don't say it's you, even your master dares to bite! Howl! Howl! I cried several times, and finally my voice stopped. He said to the exhibition hall) Why did you stop?

Bai Zhantang: I can't stand my voice. Have some tea and ow!

Tong Xiangyu: Wait, if we keep calling it that, it has nowhere to run.

Bai Zhantang: What do you mean?

Tong Xiangyu: Untie it, and we'll scare it away!

Bai Zhantang: (striking table) Good idea. Go untie it. Let's go

Tong Xiangyu: (weak) I am a woman. I can't lift my hands and shoulders. I don't know martial arts yet. (Singing) I'm not Huang Rong. I don't know martial arts. I don't have jing elder brother and perfect love.

Bai Zhantang: (helplessly) I'll go. I am your jing elder brother. If anything happens to me, remember to get married early and have children (want to cry). The first baby must be named after me, and it won't waste our love. Yu Xiang, did I go? Yu Xiang, did I really go? Yu Xiang! (crying) jade!

Tong Xiangyu: Don't you know how to fly? Forced to rush to the room ...

Bai Zhantang: (crying) Lightness is usually effective. I'm afraid it will bite me as soon as my legs get soft. When I turn around, give me a bite as soon as I turn around When I turn around, give me a bite as soon as I turn around ...

Tong Xiangyu: Stop turning. You should treat it as a roast suckling pig.

Lv Xiucai: That's enough! You useless thing, ah, where have you been practicing martial arts for so many years?

Tong Xiangyu: (holding the scholar excitedly) Good scholar, you are the most courageous in our shop. ...

Bai Zhantang: Needless to say, Ji Wuming doesn't care. (He also hugged the scholar) What's more, 123?

Tong Xiangyu: Isn't it just a dog? Is it worse than Xiao Guo?

Lv Xiucai: Huh?

Tong Xiangyu: I'm praising you! (Bai Zhantang: Kua! )

Zi Zeng said ...

Bai Zhantang and Tong Xiangyu: Go! (Scholar falls down)

Lv Xiucai: Then I'll change it. It's raining, so it's easy to catch a cold. The strong man went (suddenly interrupted). Is it a work-related injury if I don't come back this time?

Tong Xiangyu: Yes, the medical expenses are fully reported, and the monthly expenses are doubled.

Lv Xiucai: Please pay attention to my eyes. Is it murder? (Looking at the camera with innocent eyes, Tong Xiangyu leans forward) It blocks the camera.

Bai Zhantang: I don't see the murderous look, but it looks a bit trachoma.

Lv Xiucai: What are you talking about? No murderous look is right! The eyes are the windows to the soul. When I go out later, I will look at it silently and gently, and let it know that I am not hostile. (He walks to the door as he talks, and Bai Tong gives him a push.) Look at it for a while, and it can even throw a little charm at me or something. I'll be caught off guard (I've already walked to the door and told 123). Hey! Cough. Allow me to introduce myself first. A dog is man's best friend, and I am that man (123 let out a cry, scaring the scholar back again and again).

Tong Xiangyu: Listen, how nice. (Bai Zhantang gives a thumbs-up to the scholar)

Lv Xiucai: So, I have no hostility (also called 123). Don't mess around! Good dog, ok, sit down, (123 stopped barking, and the scholar slowly stepped forward) Hi!

Tong Xiangyu: A scholar is the best.

Bai Zhantang: That's right. Otherwise, we can make Guo completely obedient.

Lv Xiucai: (123) Zi once said! (Suddenly, 123 barked and pulled the scholar's trouser legs, which scared the scholar to climb back to the lobby, shivering and speechless. )

Bai Zhantang: You said it! You say it! People won't let you finish, let alone the dog. Why don't you have a long memory You said you!

Scene: backyard

(Yu Xiang helps the scholar sew his trouser legs, Guo gnashes his teeth)

Guo Furong: In that case, don't blame me for being cruel!

Tong Xiangyu: Guo, you are kidding. Let me know when Xiao Liu leaves 123. If anything happens, treat us as a problem.

Guo Furong: If we kill it, he will blame us. Who will he ask if we don't do it?

Bai Zhantang: What exactly do you mean?

Guo Furong: I mean, fight violence with violence! (yi tooth shape)

Tong Xiangyu: Just your row of small teeth?

Guo Furong: Go ahead! I didn't say it was my tooth. Didn't shopkeeper Hao keep a lot of dogs?

Bai Zhantang: Huh? Yes! Boss Hao also keeps Tibetan mastiffs!

Guo Furong: I'll borrow one now, and then sneak up from behind and bite the king! Woof! Woof, woof, woof

Bai Zhantang: Go up and bark! I'm afraid he won't borrow it?

Tong Xiangyu: Don't worry, we have nothing to do with Lao Hao! Xiao Guo, I will go to Longfei Valley to tell you about the exhibition. I want the most cruel, evil and inhuman dog! It's best to bring seven or eight, and one is fine and not afraid to fight each other.

Guo Furong: No problem, please! (turning to go)

Tong Xiangyu: Hey, where are you going? Guo Furong: Borrow a dog? ) 123 at the door. Go that way. Remember, it must be the fiercest, most heartless and most inhuman dog!

Scene: Lobby: There are toy-like tables and chairs on the table, the camera moves up, and a dachshund-like dog stands by.

Bai Zhantang: God, this guy, Guo Furong can do it.

Tong Xiangyu: Is this the dog you borrowed?

Guo Furong: Yes! This is the most vicious, evil and inhuman in legend. ...

Tong Xiangyu: Bah!

Guo Furong: Boss Hao said that the whole Longfei Valley belongs to him. Whoever is caught will bite. Do you believe me?

Bai Zhantang: I see, I see, what am I looking at?

Guo Furong: Look at this tooth! And this ... tooth, take a bite and there will be no meat!

Tong Xiangyu: (harsh voice) Guo Furong!

Guo Furong: Can you hear me out first? Take us for example. When we get older, will our martial arts become higher?

Li Dazui: That's not good. (Guo Furong moves his wrist before the battle) Ah, of course, there are exceptions.

Guo Furong: This dog, in their pet world, is equal to unbeaten in the West.

Lv Xiucai: How do you know?

Guo Furong: If nothing else, just look at this. Can other local dogs have this murderous look?

Tong Xiangyu: It seems really fierce.

Bai Zhantang: (Nodding) Well, it's fierce.

Guo Furong: Look at me. Why am I looking at the dog?

Guo Furong: It's not just intense. Extremely vicious. Bitten by it, it was tragic and inhuman. ...

Bai Zhantang: Don't speak in simple English. It is a mule or a horse that takes you out for a walk!

Guo Furong: Go ahead! Everyone walked to the door together, opened the door a crack to let the puppy out, and then a dog barked outside, so everyone quickly closed the door and sang the condor heroes. )

Everyone: ask if this mountain is the highest in the world, hum! Ha! Another height is higher than the sky, hum! Ha! (Then they lie on the door to check the situation. Suddenly I heard a sad dog barking, and everyone couldn't bear to see it. )

Bai Zhantang: Rest in peace, my brave little man.

Li Dazui: Let's make soup with your bones tonight. (Everyone looks at him discontentedly) I mean, to commemorate this tragic battle.

Tong Xiangyu: You will stay in our hearts forever, forever and ever.

Lv Xiucai: That is to know that there are dogs on the mountain. This kind of courage to be small and broad is worth learning and re-learning.

Guo Furong: (depressed) Cut the crap and get the money.

Tong Xiangyu: Huh? What do you need money for?

Guo Furong: If you kill a dog, you won't lose money!

Tong Xiangyu: I didn't kill him! (Everyone looks at her) How much is it? (Asked cautiously)

Guo Furong: Two for two. (stretching out two fingers)

(Tong Xiangyu falls to the ground and Bai Zhantang helps her up)

Bai Zhantang: Have some promise!

Tong Xiangyu: I was wrong. I was really wrong. I shouldn't have gotten married in the first place. If I don't get married, my husband won't die. If my husband hadn't died, how could I have ended up in such a tragic situation? ...

Scene: lobby, stairs, night

(Guo Hexiu is just sitting on the stairs eating snacks)

Lv Xiucai: It's been all day. No deal, but also lost two taels of silver. At this rate, alas!

Tong Xiangyu: Don't gloat! The fortune teller told me that I am a chicken light, so don't mess with the dog, or it will make my dog restless.

Li Dazui: 123 is not necessarily a dog, is it?

Bai Zhantang: After all this nonsense, is that dog a cat instead of a dog? Eat while eating!

Tong Xiangyu: I was afraid of an accident and got hit! This is life, life!

Bai Zhantang: You are wrong. This is not fate. I'm going to find Xiao Liu now, and I won't let others do business!

Zhu: Xiao Liu has his own difficulties. If he has enough people, why use dogs?

Bai Zhantang: Hey, what do you mean?

Zhu: That's all right. Hey, if you hate that dog so much, why not ... @ #! ￥% & amp； *% (statement is super vague)

Bai Zhantang: What are you talking about? Speak up!

Tong Xiangyu: (calmly putting down his glass) She said poison.

Bai Zhantang: (standing unsteadily with fear) That's the dog of the people's court!

Zhu: I said scared. You said poison yourself.

Tong Xiangyu: I said that. Mouth, go and get me some big bones.

Li Dazui: Where's Big Bones? The big bones were eaten by dogs.

Tong Xiangyu: Then get me some chicken feet.

Li Dazui: I ate all the chicken feet.

Tong Xiangyu: Then get me some duck butt.

Li Dazui: I ate duck butt, too!

Tong Xiangyu: Then get me some meat buns, don't say you ate them all! (Cover your ears)

(Everyone is silent)

Tong Xiangyu: He didn't say he ate, did he? (Everyone shakes their heads) Then wrap me up with some rat poison, or leave!

Li Dazui: I'm still hungry, boss.

Bai Zhantang: Big mouth, as long as you provide steamed bread, you can eat the steamer for a while. Let's go Everything is supported by manned!

Tong Xiangyu: Say what?

Bai Zhantang: Of course, I don't want to go outside to pick them and share the joys and sorrows with them.

Li Dazui: (holding a bowl of steamed stuffed bun in his hand) manned, don't say this steamed stuffed bun is mine!

Tong Xiangyu: (tragic) Bring it to me. Open the door for me.

(Bai Zhantang opens the door, and Lv Xiucai stands at attention seriously. Others took the steamed bread seriously and tragically and walked slowly to the door, suddenly throwing it outside, and they immediately closed the door. Then I hear Xiao Liu's voice outside)

Yan Xiaoliu: 123! What happened to you! My 123!

Bai Zhantang: What medicine is this? Why so soon? (At this time, Xiao Liu broke into the house)

Yan Xiaoliu: You! What did you do! (trying to draw a knife)

Bai Zhantang: We didn't do anything!

Yan Xiaoliu: No? 123 What's the matter?

Li Dazui: It's gone? It's impossible. How could it not be? (running to the door to see) Isn't this tied here?

Yan Xiaoliu: The dog is here but the soul is gone!

Bai Zhantang: What about the soul?

Yan Xiaoliu: You guys, what a surprise. You look so kind at ordinary times that you have the heart to kill such a petite and lovely puppy.

Tong Xiangyu: Still so petite and cute?

Yan Xiaoliu: Don't say anything. Come back to the yamen with me. Let's go Follow me! (Speaking of La Yu Xiang, everyone stopped)

Zhu: I'll go with you! I suggested poisoning, so I should go with you!

Yan Xiaoliu: Did you say that?

Zhu: I said that at this point, you can punish yourself if you want to fight!

Yan Xiaoliu: (grin) Hum, fight, forget it, it hurts the spirit. Punishment, and they were afraid you can't afford it.

Tong Xiangyu: How much do I pay!

Yan Xiaoliu: (serious) Huh?

Tong Xiangyu: As long as I can afford it.

Yan Xiaoliu: (grinned) Hey, don't worry, I don't want money, I want someone ... (Yu Xiang hides to one side in fear, and Xiaoliu smiles and walks towards unparalleled)

Bai Zhantang: (Protecting Uniquely) Liu Er, I am a peerless elder brother, and I ... (Yan Xiaoliu pushes out the hall, pulls out the unique, unique fear).

Everyone: unparalleled! Unique! Unique!

Yan Xiaoliu: I tell you, I am short of a catcher here. If you don't mind, I'll talk to Judge Lu tomorrow.

Guo Furong: Are you kidding Xiao Liu? You are a girl! (Everyone: Yes! )

Yan Xiaoliu: But she knows martial arts. Who dares to challenge me with her acupuncturist? (Everyone looks at him) No, I really want you to come, or you can think about it.

You can't make up your mind and don't look at it. As soon as the camera turns, everyone comes around to help you with your ideas, and Xiao Liu is pacing aside)

Bai Zhantang: This is a good opportunity. Although I don't earn much money, I still have an iron rice bowl! (Everyone nods)

Zhu: It's not impossible to be a catcher, but where do I live?

Tong Xiangyu: Just stay in the store. I'll give you a room, and the rent is free. In addition, I will give you two yuan subsidy every month.

Guo Furong: Hey, hey, are you too biased? (Everyone: Go, go! )

Tong Xiangyu: On condition that you are responsible for all our dinners in the future.

Li Dazui: Hey, hey, is that too much? Bai Zhantang: Go ahead! )

Tong Xiangyu: You can say anything as long as you are willing to stay, otherwise I can't explain to the stone. Unique ... (the only happy nod, Yan Xiaoliu strikes the table. Scare everyone)

Yan Xiaoliu: So, you agreed?

Zhu: I said yes.

Yan Xiaoliu: No matter what happens, you won't go back on your word, right?

Zhu: Don't worry, since I promised to be a catcher, I will definitely do it well! I won't give you any trouble!

Yan Xiaoliu: Well, let me tell you something (Bai Zhantang: Go ahead). In fact, 123 is not dead at all (everyone: huh? I've been secretly observing your actions all day today, and I knew the opportunity had come, until Wu Shuang said he would poison the dog!

I got a pack of ecstasy, blinded the dog, and then I came to find fault. Hehe, hehe, haha ...

Bai Zhantang: Haha, what the hell are you laughing at? Your child has learned to play tricks now, hasn't he?

Yan Xiaoliu: No way. I can't find a quick catcher, so I have to do it myself. My master taught me that I wanted to wear the old white one, but I finally put on the incomparable one. ...