A funny classic that makes people smile.

1. Dad: "If you fail in the exam again, don't say you know me." Xiao Ming came back from the exam and just entered the door. Dad: "How was the exam?" Xiao Ming: "Who are you?"

2. What's the past you can't let go of? I feel that the only thing I can't put down in my life is chopsticks.

3. A buddy said to his daughter-in-law, "Daughter-in-law, I have a fortune teller. The fortune teller said that I 135 years old has a hurdle! " His daughter-in-law said coldly, "Why? Has the grave been planed? "

Mom said, don't fall in love early. You are talking about other people's wives in the future. Hearing this, I get excited at the thought of other people's wives.

When others are lazy, they are rich and can sleep as late as they want. When you are lazy, you are short of money. If you can save a meal, you can save a meal.

Honey, we can never go back, can we? I pondered for a while and shouted at her, if you hadn't locked the key in the room again, wouldn't we be able to go back?

7. I chased a beautiful woman and sent her a message at night: I like you. What should I do? She replied to me in five words: hold on, crush!

8. I remember someone told me: lend me some money and give it to you later. Now I understand that some people have been around all their lives.

9. Love is like a long run. I thought I would lose at the starting line, but I didn't even have a chance to get on the runway.

10. I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.

1 1. Many women suddenly understand what "a father loves a mountain" after becoming mothers! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

12. I dreamed of being beaten by a group of people last night and woke up. Then I went back to sleep and met that group of people and said to me, how dare you come back?

13. Why do some boys suddenly ignore you? Cast a net in a large area and fish selectively, and you will be released.

14. Staying up late is really harmful to my health, so I will order a snack every night to make up for it.

15. The most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, and then it wouldn't come back with me. The most loyal thing is meat, you can't get rid of it!

16. The knives and forks used by foreigners to eat are simply weak, or our ancestors had the foresight to eat with chopsticks, so that we could free up one hand to play with our mobile phones when eating.

17. If I have money, I will buy two BMW cars, one to clear the way for me in front, the other to protect me in the back, and I will ride in the middle.

18. Once you can't find the remote control, the trust between people will collapse instantly. Did you sit on the remote control? No, I'll watch it when you get up.

19. Me: Dad, why is our family so poor? Father: I just want you to take charge early.

20. Never quarrel with your parents, because if you win, you will only be scolded, and if you win, you will only be beaten.

2 1. I am really convinced that some girls think they are good-looking and take selfies every once in a while. I am really speechless. I want to send them every day. I want to see them. Please.

22. Your parents urge you to get married early, because they know your true level very well, and you can't get along without getting married.

23. There are many important and urgent matters. If you do one first, you will feel that everything else is delayed, so play with your mobile phone first.

In the past, my motto was "Don't bully the young and the poor". After years of struggle, it was finally changed to "Don't bully the poor."

25. The sentence "If you want it to die, let it swell first" means that once you get fat, you are not far from death.