Kidnapping lines in the legendary swordsman's second season "Pigeon Liu Liang Sketch"

Liu Liang: Do you know what's in this?

Audience: Your wife.

Liu Liang: Boss Bai, let me tie up his daughter. I stayed in the lobby for more than half a year. She is a big girl. She's beautiful. Her family is very rich. My friend tied her up today. I won't lie for the rest of my life. I have whatever I want. (saying, untie the sack)

Liu Liang: What the hell? The tie is wrong? I can't. I'm hallucinating

(Pigeons come out of the bag)

Liu Liang: Who are you?

Dove: Who are you?

Liu Liang: I asked who are you?

Dove: Who is it?

Liu Liang: That's it. I tied the wrong fool. You said the whole thing. You said I kidnapped boss Bai's daughter. How can I tie her up wrong?

Dave: You didn't tie it wrong. I am boss Bai's daughter.

Liu Liang: Come on, you play mahjong like a chicken. Who are you kidding?

Dove: I'm really, I'm 2 1 year old this year. My name is Dove, and I am the only daughter of Boss Bai.

Liu Liang: Are you really a pigeon? Forget it. You've been kidnapped.

Dove: Who is it?

Liu Liang: You.

Dove: What's the matter?

Liu Liang: Kidnapping.

Dove: Who is it?

Liu Liang: You.

Dove: What's the matter?

Liu Liang: (raising his voice) He has been kidnapped.

Dove: Who is it? ~

Liu Liang: You.

Dove: Me! What's the matter?

Liu Liang: I said you were kidnapped.

Dove: Kidnapping me? Help! I've been kidnapped.

Liu Liang: Don't shout. (Liu Liang covers the pigeon's mouth with his hand, and the pigeon bites Liu Liang's hand hard)

Liu Liang: (falls to the ground and screams in pain) Help!

Dove: Help, help. (See Liu Liang fall to the ground and ask) What's the matter?

Liu Liang: I'm hurt.

Dove: Who is it?

Liu Liang: Me.

Dove: What's the matter?

Liu Liang: I'm hurt.

Dove: Who is it?

Liu Liang: Me.

Dove: You!

Liu Liang: Ah.

Dove: What's the matter?

Liu Liang: I'm hurt.

Dove: (surprised) It's so handsome. Emma looks so beautiful.

Liu Liang: What?

Dave: It looks bleached (touching his face).

Liu Liang: Don't touch me! You stand back. I told you, I'm a kidnapper. I'm a crazy kidnapper. Don't you dare touch a kidnapper. Are you human? I want you to know what the kidnappers are capable of! (action)

Hum, afraid!

Dove: Me too.

Liu Liang: What are you doing?

Dave: You didn't turn it right. You must turn it like this.

Liu Liang: You let me go (fall to the ground).

Pigeon: Look, that's called Kung Fu (turning back). What's the matter?

Liu Liang: (gets up) Who is it?

Pigeon: You

Liu Liang: Me.

Liu Liang Pigeon: What's the matter (Pigeon steps forward)

Liu Liang: Stay back. Go home. How many times have I told you that I am a kidnapper and have a bad temper?

Pigeon: Change it.

Liu Liang: You may not respect me, but you must respect my profession (tattooing my sleeve).

Dove: (holding arms) Cross stitch.

Liu Liang: This is a tattoo.

Dove: Dog.

Liu Liang: Wolves.

Dove: German shepherd.

Liu Liang: I still have Tibetan mastiffs. Someone kidnapped me for money. I tied this tightly, which made me angry.

Dove: Play with me for a while.

Liu Liang: What the hell?

Dove: Let's play for a while.

Liu Liang: You are crazy. You are a hostage, I am a kidnapper! What are you playing?

Dove: So you ask me, are you a white rabbit?

Liu Liang: Huh? (Dove eyes ask Liu Liang to continue) Are you a white rabbit?

Dove: Yes, I am a white rabbit. Is it funny? Are you a giraffe again?

Liu Liang: (Pigeon gives eyes) Are you a giraffe?

Dove: Are you stupid? I told you I was a white rabbit. Are you a white rabbit again?

Liu Liang: (moving, pigeons dodge) Are you a white rabbit?

Dove: How many times have I told you, ask first (turn around) (turn around and hook Liu Liang forward) and then ask.

Are you a giraffe?

Liu Liang: (Dun) Do you really think I am stupid? I know you are a rabbit, and you say you are a giraffe. You are sick.

Dove: I'm just teasing you.

Liu Liang: (shoving) Are you stupid?

Dove: Don't you dare hit me! (Squat down) I was wrong (Liu Liang punches, pigeon kneels and stops). Brother, don't hit me. Take a closer look. I am a little white rabbit.

Liu Liang: What are you?

Dove: I am a white rabbit.

Liu Liang: I'm a giraffe. I'm very angry.

Dove: (hugging legs) You can't be angry.

Liu Liang: I'm angry.

Pigeon: Anger is bad for the fetus.

Liu Liang: (Push) Don't touch me.

Dove: (puts his arm around his neck) I like a man like you.

Liu Liang: What are you doing?

Dove: If you obey me, I can't treat you badly.

Liu Liang: Sister, I won't tie you up. Let's go

Dove: I'm not leaving.

Liu Liang: Are you going or not?

Dove: I'm not leaving.

Liu Liang: OK, I'll go if you don't.

Dove: Don't go (sleeve)

Liu Liang: What are you doing?

Dove: I didn't mean to. Don't leave (clothes)

Liu Liang: Rogue!