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Essay host

Sketch is the most influential and popular genre in China Quyi art, and its language is unique, or spicy and ironic, or exaggerated and humorous. The following is a model essay of the host's words compiled by me for your reference only.

A: Dear leaders and distinguished guests,

B: Hello, dear teachers and students.

H: Good evening.

Welcome to the competition site of the 11th huanggang polytechnic college Campus Culture and Art Festival. I am the host XX.

B: I'm the host XX. In order to cultivate the comprehensive quality and innovative ability of contemporary college students. At the same time, it also provides a platform for talented students to show themselves. Let the students show their eloquence and personality to the fullest. The final of the 11th Cross-talk Sketch Competition of Campus Culture and Art Festival for College Students, sponsored by the huanggang polytechnic college Committee of the Communist Youth League and hosted by the General Branch of the School of Architecture, will be held here tonight.

A: Let's take a look at the game. This competition is divided into two rounds. In the first round, five teams will perform the entries in turn, and three teams will be selected for the second round. In this round of competition, three teams draw lots on the spot and improvise according to the lottery content.

B: This competition adopts a ten-point system, and the judges and teachers will grade the comprehensive strength of each participating team. In the two rounds, the team with the highest total score will become our champion.

A: Then please allow me to introduce the judges and teachers of tonight's competition.

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Let's welcome them with warm applause again. Now, let's enter the first round of competition. Please welcome the contestants from Class 1 1 and Class 2. The entry is Glory of Labor.

World without thieves.

Thanks to our contestants for their wonderful performances. Speaking of the glory of labor, I think of a sentence in the socialist core values of "eight honors and eight disgraces": "Be proud of hard work and be ashamed of being idle and disgusted with labor".

Yes, we admire those who work hard. Nothing is gained for nothing. I believe we will all understand something in the next program.

A: Then, please welcome the work "world without thieves" brought by the contestants from Class Two, Team Two. Please welcome with applause.

Draught storm

Thank you for your wonderful performance. The results of team 1 are announced as follows. Remove the highest score xx and the lowest score xx. The final score of the first team is xx.

A: Next, please welcome the contestants from Class 2, Team 3. Their entries are "The Draft Storm".

B: Let's cheer for you!

Ciqin

A: Thank you for publishing the scores of the second team below. Remove the highest score xx and the lowest score xx. The final score of the second team is xx.

B: Next, please welcome the four teams from Class 2. The entry they brought was "Stabbing Qin".

recruit

Thank you for your performance. The results of Team 3 are announced below, with the highest score of xx removed and the lowest score of xx removed. The final score of the third team is xx.

B: Next, please welcome the contestants from Class 3, Team 5 of Construction Engineering. Their entry project is recruitment.

A: In the future, job fairs will happen to everyone. Although this is only a sketch, we can also get a lot of truth from it. Thank them.

B: Next, let's enjoy the aerobics performance brought by the Aerobics Association. Let's clap!

A: Thanks to the students of the Aerobics Association for their performances. Let's give a warm applause and invite the leaders of all the participating teams to come out. Just now, our staff also sent the scores of Team 4 and Team 5. Now I will announce the scores of Team 4, excluding a highest score xx and a lowest score xx. The final score of the fourth team is xx.

B: The result of Team 5 is to get rid of the highest score xx and the lowest score xx, and finally get the score xx.

A: So the scores of our five teams have come out completely. According to the present scores, I declare Team X, Team X and Team X to enter the second round.

B: Please ask the leaders of Team X and Team X to rest backstage, and the other three leaders will draw lots.

A: According to the rules of the game, the team with the highest score in the first round has the priority. If they are not satisfied with the result of the lottery, they can give it to the third-ranked team for performance. Now please draw lots for the X team with the highest score. Their impromptu title is XXX. Would you please give it to Team X? (No: OK, let's ask the next team to draw lots. Ok, then this topic will be performed by team 1 later, please draw another sign.

B: ok, the title of team x's painting is, I wonder how they will interpret this theme later. Then let the last team start drawing lots.

A: ok, the topic drawn by team x is. So now that three teams have drawn lots, we ask Team X to start the performance (the team with the highest score), and the other two teams step down to have a rest.

B: I have to say, the students of Team X are really witty. Then let's enjoy the impromptu performance of Team X students!

A: Next, I will announce the score of Team X in the second round, excluding a highest score xx and a lowest score xx, this round score xx, and the final score xx.

B: Then let's invite the students from Team X to the stage to enjoy their impromptu performance.

A: Next, I will announce the score of Team X in the second round, excluding a highest score xx and a lowest score xx, this round score xx, and the final score xx. Before the final results are announced, let's enjoy the entertainment performances brought by the students of Zero Drama Club. The programs they brought are unusual, and they are classics created by the seniors and sisters of the drama club for many years. Let's see what kind of surprise their tribute will bring.

Thank you for your wonderful performance. Now let's look at the score of the last team in the second round, and remove a highest score xx, a lowest score xx, this round score xx, and the final score xx.

A: Now, the results of the 11th huanggang polytechnic college Campus Culture and Art Festival Crosstalk Sketch Competition have been announced. The winner of the third prize is the second prize.

B: Then, the team that won the first prize in our huanggang polytechnic college crosstalk sketch contest is to congratulate them.

A: Well, teachers and students, the 11th Cross talk sketch contest of huanggang polytechnic college Campus Culture and Art Festival is over. Thank you very much to the leading teachers who came to the scene, to the judges and teachers who graded us, and to all the staff who worked hard for this competition. Goodbye.

B: Finally, please invite the leading guests and judges to take photos with the contestants and actors. welcome

Model speech of the host (2) 1. (Opening)

M: Fly to spring, and the spring tide is surging all over the world.

Woman: Flying to spring, the spring breeze is beautiful.

M: Distinguished guests, judges and students.

H: Good evening!

M: Welcome to participate in the comic dialogue sketch contest sponsored by the main board of the Literature and Art Department of the Student Union of the Institute of Mechanical Engineering. I am the host xx.

W: I'm the host xx. Before the wonderful competition begins, let's welcome all the guests and judges present today with warm applause. . . . .

Woman: Hey, Jinlong, as far as I know, you hosted the last competition, right? How do you feel about standing here again today? M: Yes, at this time last year, on this stage, I also experienced that wonderful competition with the staff of the Art Department, and at the same time I saw the personality and talent of our mechanical engineering students. I believe that this brightly lit stage will become more passionate and energetic because of everyone's participation!

Woman: Yes, as one of the annual festivals of the School of Mechanical Engineering, we gathered many students with great acting and literary talents and spent this exciting evening together!

M: Let's ignite the unrestrained stage with the passion of youth!

W: Let's enjoy this humorous feast.

Man: Let's cheer for you.

1, car crosstalk "My Life"

2, xx class sketch "If You Are the One"

3. Ugly girl looking for a husband

Whenever the night sky falls, we can often see romantic couples in the shade, which makes people bless and envy. Envy is that we are single. Look! Singles who can't stand loneliness have already started to act. Let's enjoy the comic dialogue "Ugly Woman Looking for Husband" brought by Cxx7 class.

Second, the intermediate rules of the game:

After a wonderful game, let's relax and play a little game. Please invite five spectators to stand in a row along the tape we laid. The audience only needs to answer the host's question, and the answer is to go to the side of the circle and vice versa. Students who are slow to respond and answer wrong will get mysterious small gifts carefully prepared by us, and of course we will also give surprise prizes to the audience who finally win.

4, xx class crosstalk "Geographic Map"

5. < Hero >

This is the true nature of a hero. No matter the vicissitudes of life, no matter the waning sun, no matter the ups and downs, it is the heroism of the great nation itself. These are the two words I want to say: hero! Let's applaud the sketch hero brought by Cxx2 mechanics class.

6. "My buddy's business"

Friends are mutual understanding, mutual agreement, companionship and help. Friends are like the stars and the moon in the night sky. They shine on each other and shine on each other. It is a happy thing to have a good friend and buddy. Let's enjoy the crosstalk "My Buddy's Business" brought to us by Cxx 1 class.

End:

M: Never forget this night, never forget this night full of dreams and passion! That is the surging affection and emotion in my heart.

W: I will never forget this night, and I will never forget this harmonious and beautiful moment! That is my eternal sincerity and blessing.

M: I will never forget this night, this happy scene.

W: I will never forget this night and this happy time.

M: Distinguished guests, judges and students, this comic sketch contest has come to a perfect end for everyone.

W: Let's welcome the next wonderful game in a beautiful melody.

Let's make a wish in the song and hug each other.

Together: a better tomorrow! Goodbye!

Fan Wen (3) Female: Dear judges and teachers.

M: Dear classmates Qi: Good evening, everyone!

W: I'm glad you can come to the final of the first cross talk sketch competition of the School of Political and Social Development. Please allow us to introduce the judges, teachers and guests who participated in the competition today. They are)

M: Let's thank the judges, teachers and guests with warm applause. At the same time, we also welcome all students present.

W: As we all know, the comic sketch is a folk art in China, which is deeply loved by the masses. They are rooted in the people, come from life and are higher than life.

M: Yes, comic sketches have become the talk of ordinary people after dinner and an artistic expression that people like to see and hear.

W: Tonight, we have eight groups of outstanding players. They have passed the professional and rigorous evaluation of the judges, and they have stood out from the preliminary competition and will compete on this stage. Let's wait and see which group of players will win the first prize tonight and win our championship in one fell swoop.

M: Yes, I believe our contestants will bring you endless laughter and present a happy feast tonight. Please allow me to announce that the final of the first cross talk sketch contest of the School of Political and Social Development begins now.

W: I want to ask you if you had any trouble growing up.

M: Of course. Let me give you a few examples: life troubles, ideal troubles and emotional troubles.

Woman: Yes, it is inevitable that you will encounter such troubles when you grow up. Some people will show negative or even depression in the face of troubles, but some people will correct their mentality and look at these troubles positively and optimistically.

M: Then let's enjoy the cross talk "Growing Pains" brought by 10 tour, and see what troubles they encountered in the process of growing up and how to solve them.

W: Thanks for the wonderful performance of 10 tour. I think those two students just now were poking fun at their growth troubles in a self-deprecating way. I want to tamper with Zhang Ailing's sentence to describe it, that is, "Even if my life falls into dust, my heart always yearns for the sunshine, and one day I can bloom a gorgeous flower there."

M: Stephen Chow once wrote A Chinese Odyssey, which subverted the tradition and created a meaningless artistic style. In his movies, the Monkey King became a sentimental species. Tang Priest could not recite the mantra, but he shocked people with a song "Only You".

W: But what moved me most was the love between the Monkey King and the fairy Xia Zi. I still remember the classic line "If God gives me another chance, I will tell that person I love you;" If I stay in this love for a period of time, I hope it will be ten thousand years. "

M: But now, the Monkey King and Bai have become old college alumni, and they have always maintained an ambiguous relationship. Let 10 history take us back to history and witness another new love affair of Sun. Love 10 the essay A Chinese Odyssey brought to us by history.

W: Thanks to the history of 10, which led us to subvert time and space and enjoyed an absurd and interesting overhead history. History students really think differently.

M: In modern society, it seems that people have to sign contracts for everything. Such as labor contract, company cooperation contract, insurance contract and so on.

Wang: That's right, but the contract you just mentioned is just an ordinary contract. Tonight, our xx Political and Educational Affairs Office brought us an unusual contract.

M: Unusual contract? It's exciting, so let's go and see what's different about the contracts they brought. Please enjoy the sketch "Signing the Contract" brought by xx politics and religion.

W: I believe you should know what an unusual contract is after reading the sketch? Yes, this is a family contract. Thanks to xx, let us witness a special and touching signing. I think the kinship contract deserves our unconditional implementation.

M: Now, there are all kinds of advertisements and product salesmen around us. Advertisements dazzle us, and the recommendation of salesmen makes us dizzy.

Yes, what's even more irritating is that advertisers and salespeople are exaggerating the functional effects of products as much as possible. How can they make such a fuss? Crazy enthusiasm really overwhelmed us as consumers.

M: What I want to tell you is that we have several salesmen here tonight to promote their products. Look how crazy their sales are. Please welcome 10 politics and religion to bring us crazy selling.

W: Thank you 10 for your crazy enthusiasm. I don't know if the crazy sales methods of several salesmen who just came to power have scared everyone. I hope everyone will be calm, and we must be calm!

W: There has just been a sales promotion wind, and then there will be a news wind. I remember when I was a child, I saw the adults at home watching the news broadcast every day, and I asked them how many episodes the news broadcast had and when it would end. This shows how boring the news broadcast is.

M: Yes! The news broadcast really left a boring impression on everyone. But then our xx company put the news broadcast on the stage. See how they broadcast the news vividly and interestingly. Let's welcome Duke Guan of xx to bring us News Network.

W: Thank you for broadcasting such interesting news for us! Let's pray that the old pig can find the pig who ran away from home as soon as possible.

M: I believe everyone has had the experience of giving gifts. Visiting relatives and friends with big bags and small bags on holidays, maybe you are not very popular. But people greet you with a smile as soon as they see that your gift is in jeopardy.

W: Well, that's not necessarily true. Don't think it's easy to give gifts. Let me tell you that there is a lot of knowledge here. Man: Wow! Did you learn this talent?

Woman: Sure, you do. If you want to give a gift, you should choose the right one. You should know who gave what gift. How to wrap this gift, how to send it …

Man: Wait, wait, wait, wait. You make me dizzy. In my opinion, let's invite 10 to see how they give gifts. Let's see if they are proficient in gift giving. Let's welcome the gift from 10.

Woman: Alas, it seems that our 10 students in the public administration haven't really understood the doorways of giving gifts! But we still want to thank them for bringing us happiness and laughter.

M: I think anyone who is positive will want to be excellent. Top students, outstanding cadres and so on. It is a high honor.

W: But Excellence sometimes brings us some unexpected troubles. You may be curious, how can this Excellence bring us trouble? You will know after watching the cross talk below.

M: Please welcome 10 Political and Educational Affairs Office to bring us the cross talk "Who made you outstanding".

Woman: You know now that Excellence is sometimes a sin. But I want to say excellent you, let others say it. Thanks for the wonderful performance of 10.

M: I think there are always some things in our life that can't be as we wish. At this time, we will inevitably feel frustrated.

W: Yes, it is precisely because there are too many disappointments in our lives that we often find life difficult. In fact, the disappointments we encounter in life, like the malicious jokes played by God, always make us feel teased by life. The following sketch is to tell us how hard life is. Let's go and see what kind of joke God played on us this time.

M: Let's welcome xx history to bring us the essay "Not Easy".

W: Thank you, xx history students, for telling us a bitter and touching story. They show us how difficult it is for a student to keep his father alive because of vanity. I believe this sketch has left a lot of inspiration and thinking for everyone.

M: Dear judges, teachers and students, the above are all the participating programs of our cross talk sketch contest. The competition results of our players in each group are under intense statistics, and the results will be announced soon. Please be patient.

Woman: Isn't there a saying that one minute on the stage and ten years off the stage? Tonight, when all our contestants performed brilliantly on the stage, they experienced dozens of rehearsals off the stage. So I suggest that everyone thank them for their wonderful performance with warm applause again.

(Highlights of the report)

W: Happy hours always seem so short. However, the humorous words, exaggerated and funny body movements and focused expressions of our lovely players are still vivid and lingering.

M: Thank you to the judges on the scene tonight, and thank you to the audience who have been cheering for our players. Thank you! ! I am honored to announce the successful conclusion of the first cross talk sketch contest of the School of Political and Social Development.