Worship the land temple and collapse into a fortune teller.

Are there any folk stories told by the elders at home?

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This is a fairy tale I heard when I was a child. I don't remember the details clearly. I'll add them myself.

It is about a little boy. After he was born, his parents took him to a very effective gentleman to tell his fortune. The fortune teller said that a boy will get rich at the age of 25 and enjoy happiness all his life.

Parents are very happy, so they spoil their children very much. When they grow up, they marry their daughters-in-law.

When this man was twenty-four, his parents died one after another, and no one raised him. The couple were lazy and couldn't make any money, so they sold their house and took their wives to live in a nearby land temple.

At the age of twenty-five, nothing changed. Finally, on my 26th birthday, I ran out of money and starved to death.

After his death, the man complained to the terrifying, and the fortune teller told him that he had made a fortune, but he didn't wait, so that he starved to death.

It's scary to hear this, isn't it? Someone cheated, so he summoned the fortune teller.

This fortune-teller is old and has just died. He was called a liar by Yan. The fortune teller thought, mom, it may affect his career. Explain quickly: I calculated divination according to Zhouyi, which is absolutely correct. Explain to Yan how to calculate his life span. Yan looked at it, well, it was true. Why didn't the God of Wealth send money? I told the jade emperor about it.

The Jade Emperor summoned the God of Wealth. He said that he did have a large fortune in his life, and I could give it to him as long as he was willing to do business. But he doesn't do business either, so I gave this money to Wen Quxing and asked him to give it to me.

Wenquxing has also been spread. Wen Quxing said that if he wrote an article about fame, he would definitely earn the money, but he didn't study, so I gave the money to Guan Gong.

Guan Gong, the god in charge of the army, told the Jade Emperor that if he was a soldier, the money would be given to him. But he didn't join the army, so I gave the money to Zhang Fei.

Zhang Fei said he wouldn't kill pigs either, so I gave the money to my eldest brother Liu Bei.

Liu Bei said he didn't knit straw sandals either. ...

Luban said he didn't do manual work either. ...

Shennong said he didn't practice medicine either. ...

Du Kang said he didn't make wine either. ...

Su Wu said he didn't herd sheep either. ...

Jiang Ziya said he didn't fish either. ...

Finally, the money was given to the land.

The Jade Emperor also preached the land, and the land said, I want to wait for him to farm so that he can make money, but he doesn't farm either, so I buried the money in the land temple, with a layer of floating soil on it, and he can see the gold as long as he sweeps the floor. But he lived in my land temple for more than a year and didn't even sweep the ground.

When the Jade Emperor checked it out, it was the way it was, and he laughed with anger. Tell this story to Yan, and Yan was so angry that he reincarnated the man into a pig.

1 1.6 update: a similar story was mentioned in the comments, and I also remembered one:

A Christian suffered a flood, so he prayed to God to save him. After a while, a kayak came. People tried to save him, but he didn't leave. He said that God would save him. After a while, the water became bigger, and a helicopter came to save him, but he didn't leave, and then he drowned.

He saw God and asked, "Why don't you come and save me?"

God said I arranged a kayak and a helicopter, and you didn't get on the fucking plane.

Edited on 2019-11-18? The copyright belongs to the author.

I finished reading Lao Xing's accent.

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Think of a story in a joke book bought in Bertelsmann n years ago (does anyone remember Bertelsmann's book club): A believer prays to God devoutly every day: God bless me to win the first prize in the lottery! I prayed for 30 years, but I didn't win the prize. One day, God couldn't help it, and said, Go and buy lottery tickets first!