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One day, the cow didn't give the donkey any difficulty and asked which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was private and which was female. The donkey searched his heart, but he still couldn't find out. The cow scolded: it's really a donkey. The man left it, and the mother left it!

Seven years after graduation, I finally took on a big agricultural project and built a 30-meter chimney. The construction period is two months, and the cost is 300 thousand, but I have to pay for it myself. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Yesterday, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death, and they still had no money. Shit! The drawings are down, and people have to fill a well!

3. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch, and a policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't understand. I just arrived.

The doctor asked the patient how the fracture happened. The patient said, I felt sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. A fucking forgetful guy passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he grabbed a stick and gave me two!

One day, father, mother and son Kono decided to go hiking. They brought a Shandong pie and two cans of seawater.

Rooster, set out for Yangmingshan. Sweet climb for ten years, finally arrived! They lay prone on the floor and unloaded the equipment accurately.

Prepare dinner. Turns out I didn't bring a can opener!

Son of a turtle: "... I'll go back and get it." 」

Father Tortoise: "Good son! Come on! Mom and dad are waiting for you to come back for dinner. Go back quickly! "

Tortoise son: "Be sure to wait for me! Don't break your word! "

So turtle son set foot on the road home. ...

Time flies like years. In a blink of an eye, 20 years have passed, and the turtle son has not yet appeared.

Mother turtle: "old partner ... do you want to eat first?" I'm super hungry and say ... "

Turtle dad: "Don't say anything! We allow our son! Ok ... wait for him for five years, or let him go! "

It's been five years, and the turtle son still hasn't seen it. Tortoise parents don't care! Parents decided to start.

Take out the pie and get ready to eat. ...

Suddenly, turtle son poked his head out from behind the tree. ...

Turtle son: "Shit! I knew you would steal! Trick me into getting a can opener? I waited for 25 years, and finally.

I have been waiting for you! I hate being cheated!

Xiao Xin: Dad, why are there three gold medals in my name?

Dad: You are short of gold, so you abandoned your name Xin, just like some people are short of water in their lives, just like Miao, and some people are short of wood in their lives.

Xiao Xin: Dad, what do you think is missing from Sister Guo Jingjing's life?

7. A man and a woman are sitting on a park bench in love, and the woman suddenly wants to fart.

Say to the man: I am a cereal bird, do you listen to it?

Men are really willing to listen.

So, under the protection of "goo goo" birdsong, the woman let out a fart.

Father: Does it sound like a cuckoo?

Man: What a fart! I didn't catch it!

8. The black turtle is injured. Let snails buy medicine. Two hours have passed and the snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise was in a hurry to scold: if I don't fucking come back, I'll die! At this moment, the snail's voice came from the door: you fucking said I wouldn't go!

9. Someone raised a pig, annoyed him and abandoned it, but the pig knew the loop, and it was not wrong to abandon it several times. One day, he drove around many times and abandoned the pig. He called home late at night and asked, "Is the pig back?" Answer: "No!" It growled, "Let it hand in its mobile phone, I'm lost!" " ! "

10. Elephants accidentally stepped on an ant nest, and their nesting ants climbed onto the elephants. The elephant shook its body and the ants fell down. At this time, there was another elephant around its neck, and the fallen ant shouted "strangle it".

1 1. One day in computer class, a row of classmates' computers crashed. So a classmate stood up and said, "Teacher, the computer crashed, and our platoon was all dead." At this time, many students said, "We are dead, too." Then the teacher asked, "Who else is not dead?" Only one classmate stood up and said, "I'm not dead yet!" " "The teacher said strangely," the whole class is dead. Why don't you die? "

12. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core couldn't be pulled out, and the monkey was afraid. It must be of good quality before eating now.

13. Xiaoming: "Dad, am I a stupid child?"

Dad: "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy ..."

14. Tell a story: "Once upon a time, there was a eunuch ................"

Someone can't help asking, "What's next?"

Keep telling stories: "below? No ... "

15. A person who just learned a foreign language was walking in the street that day and stepped on a foreigner's foot. The man said anxiously, "I'm sorry." The foreigner also said politely, "I'm sorry, too." Hearing this, the man said quickly, "I'm sorry, three of you." That foreigner is very stupid. The man said helplessly, "I'm sorry."

Downey's letter to the Monkey King.

Dear Wukong:

I write this letter slowly, because I know you can't read fast!

It rained twice this week, the first time it rained in 4 places, and the second time it rained for 3 days!

Did you have a good time in Huaguoshan? I have a hard time in heaven, because there is no gravity, so I can't drop my stool, urine, tears and nose. Do you feel bitter?

Our beef noodles here are delicious. Let's go to the restaurant in West Street for hot pot when you come another day!

Your Guanyin sister is going to have a baby, so I don't know if you want to be an uncle or an aunt, because I don't know if it will be a boy or a girl!

Have the clothes I sent you arrived? When I was ready to stick it, I was afraid it would be too heavy, so I cut the button and put it in my heart pocket!

It's very late to write here. Come and play with me sometime. Remember not to drink more water, or it will be very pleasant if you can't pee here!

P.S. wants to send you money, but the envelope is stuck!

17. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I haven't been deformed recently. How to return to normal after eating cucumber and watermelon? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

18. A man went to Shanghai on business and lost a dollar in the street. The policeman said, "We'll help you find it." When the man went again in January, the alley and road where he lost his money were dug up, and he couldn't help but sigh, "Everything in Shanghai is true."

19. One day, an ant was sunbathing when suddenly he saw an elephant coming slowly. Hot-blooded Jianghu pervert sf, he got up and straightened his front legs. The rabbit next to you asks what you are doing. The ant said, "Shh ~ ~ ~ ~ Keep your voice down and watch me kick him."

20. The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thought it was a good idea, so she cut herself into four pieces and played mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into pieces. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! " Father earthworm said weakly ... I suddenly want to play football. "

2 1. The tortoise and the hare race ... The hare quickly ran to the back ... The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly ... and said to him, "Come on up, I will surprise you." ... then ... the snail climbed up ... soon ... the tortoise saw an ant again ... and said to him, come up, too ... so the ant came up. When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him. Do you know what the snail said? The snail said, don't worry, this turtle is so fast. ..

22. One day, a family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside. Mother shouted softly outside the house: "Son ... what are you doing ... you won't come out after the fire ..." Son replied: "I'm wearing socks ..." Mother said: "What socks are you wearing after the fire ..." Five minutes later, my son didn't come out ... Mother cried easily again, "Son, ah! Rush out ~ There's a fire, and I'm still inside ... "The son said," I'm taking off my socks. ........

23. A man went fishing by the river, put a leaf ~ no fish took the bait for a long time, but he changed a piece of bread ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ no measures were taken. He just changed the earthworm ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ ~ He was indignant ~ He took out 100 RMB and threw it into the water and scolded, "*-# What do you want to eat! I will buy it myself! ! !

24. My deskmate has a cold and a runny nose, but he forgot to bring his handkerchief and kept breathing into his nose. The Chinese teacher suddenly turned around and shouted, "That's enough! End it for me! It' s noisy! " The class is quiet. The teacher said, "Who stole snacks in class and made such a noise?"

25. The patient said to the dentist, "You really make money. It only took you three seconds to lose $3. "

The doctor replied, "If you like, I can help you insert it in slow motion."

26. "From love" means that you must be reborn as a woman in your next life and then marry a man like me; "Disappointed" means that the restaurant ordered two dishes and ate the first one: "Is there anything worse in the world? ! "Eat the second" shit! There really is! " "Silence" means that the French people ask: Why do you want to print counterfeit money? The criminal said: I can't print real money.

27. The Weaver Maid came down to the earth to take a bath and realized the Cowherd. She told us a crying love story. This tells us that there is no chance to take a bath at home, and she must take a bath outside. .....

28. Xiaoming returned to the study room after going to the toilet and said to the teacher, "There are many ants in the toilet." The teacher suddenly thought of the English word ant for ants, so he tested Liang Xiao. "What did ants say?" Xiao Ming looked blank ... and then said, "The ant didn't say anything ..."

29. A person always farts at work, and his colleague can't help but say, "Can you be quiet?" Then I saw him sitting there trembling. Colleagues asked him strangely what he was doing, and he replied, "I didn't make any noise, but now it's tuned to vibration!" " ! ! "

30. Mother Mosquito: "What's the matter with you, son?" The little mosquito cried and said, "Today, the little fly bullied me and called me a bloodthirsty vampire." The mother mosquito said, "Ignore it, their home is not a good thing either. They all grew up eating shit.

3 1. I bought a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty for 80,000 yuan. Yesterday, when I arrived and appraised the column outline, the expert solemnly said, "Where is this Western Zhou Dynasty?" This is from last week!

32. Son: "Mom, I failed the math teaching exam yesterday." Mother: "What for?" Son: "The teacher asked me 2*3=? I said =6. " Mother: "That's right, and then what?" Son: "The teacher asked me 3*2=?" Shu mother: "Isn't this the same?" Son: "That's what I said. ..

33. A prisoner was shot. Bullets are produced in a county, and the quality is not good. The first shot was not fired, and then the second shot was fired ... the third shot ... at this time, the prisoner cried, "You strangle me, it's so scary!"

34. The father told his son a story: "Uncle told Xiaoyang to cut wood, but Xiaoyang didn't expect to cut down his uncle's favorite peach tree. Uncle was angry but didn't scold him. Do you know why? " The son replied, "Maybe Xiao Yang still had an axe in his hand, so he didn't dare to scold him.

35. Dung beetles and mosquitoes meet for the first time. Dung beetles: "What do you do?" Mosquito: "Nurse, give an injection" dung beetles grabbed mosquito's hand and cried bitterly: "Fate, I am also a doctor, a Chinese medicine practitioner, and I pinch pills.

36. Men can't find a female enemy, so they have to tell their fortune. The fortune teller said: you are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life; Not that person's eyes lit up: then I should have it all my life? The fortune teller said, well, you will get used to living alone for the rest of your life.

37. When someone was eating, he couldn't see a piece of beef in the beef Lamian Noodles, so he pointed to the bowl and asked the boss: Why is there no beef in the beef Lamian Noodles? Don't take it too seriously, the boss said gently. Don't you mean to eat the wife in the old woman's cake?

38. The three mice distinguished American, Japanese and China wines. The mouse who drank American wine took three steps and fell down. The mouse who drank Japanese wine took two steps and fell down; The mouse drinking China Erguotou, with a kitchen knife in his hand, shouted, "Where's the fucking cat?"

39. While eating in a restaurant, a long-awaited guest called the waiter and asked, "Why isn't the braised fish I ordered ready yet?" "Please wait a little longer, student." "What? What are you waiting for? " The audience was angry and said, "Is your fish fresh?"

40. Once upon a time, there was a group of people named Shuang.

He is dead.

On the day of the funeral.

His family cried and said

Cool ... cool. '

Passers-by don't knot. Question:'? "What do you like?"

The family cried bitterly:' Cool died ... It was awesome! !

4 1. A person wants to jump off a building. His wife, who just came back, shouted, "Don't get excited, dear, we still have a long way to go!" " Hearing this, the man jumped down without hesitation. The interviewer standing by said, "Madam, you really shouldn't threaten him like this.

42. The director took the section chief to take advantage of the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, "You farted." The section chief said, "I didn't let him." Soon, the section chief was fired. The director said at the meeting, "You can't afford to fart. What do you want? "

43. A cat frantically searched for a mouse and finally got married. After marriage, the cat took care of the mouse in every way, and the mouse soon became fat. The mouse was very excited: "Dear, why are you so kind to me?" The cat felt naught. "You'll know when you get fat.

44. Every time I look in the mirror, I always mumble, "I am very creative. Ugliness is not my intention. God don't lose my personality. I will live bravely and use my endless creativity to set off the beauty of this world!" Really, I am really, really creative. ...

45. Friends and friends go climbing together. At the foot of the mountain, a girl shouted at Qili Jiangshan: Zubang! My mother! A boy who secretly loves her quickly shouted: motherland! My mother-in-law

46. I bought two puppies before, one is called "face" for you and the other is called "ass" for everyone! Face died in a car accident within two days. At present, every time I see "ass", I think of your "face"! If your face were still there, it would be as big as your ass!

47. After driving Wukong away, Tang Zeng met the monster again. He just wants to pull Wukong back to save his life. Soon a voice came from the ground: "I'm sorry. The subscriber you dialed is out of service. Please try again later.

48. When the mouse went to the toilet, he was too scared to say a word when he saw the bear. The bear looked at the mouse and said, "Can't you shed your hair?" The mouse shivered and said nothing. The bear asked again, "Can't you depilate?" The mouse said carefully, "Don't drop it …" The bear grabbed the mouse and wiped his ass and left! [Put the mouse in the toilet paper. ..

49. I just chatted with the enemy, and some of them talked about you. Do you know? I quarreled with them and almost got into a fight, because some of them said you looked like a monkey and some said you looked like an orangutan. It was really too much! Basically don't treat you like a pig!

50. On panda's birthday, I said to you: I made two wishes, one is to get rid of dark circles, and the other is to look forward to a color photo.

5 1. Bees chase butterflies, but butterflies marry snails. The bee doesn't understand: where is he better than me? Butterfly replied: people have their own houses, unlike you who live in a dormitory.

52. One day, an elephant was taking a bath. Suddenly an ant came up to the elephant and said. You stand up. Stand up at the beginning. Ants! You sit down. The elephant asks the ant what you want to do. Stand for a while, sit for a while. Ants answer! I lost my underwear. Let me see if you stole it.

53. The production team bought a donkey and died in a few days. It happened that the female donkey was in heat. The staff of the production team called the captain of the production team who was on a business trip in the local area. "Captain, the female donkey is very grateful, but the male donkey is dead. Shall I buy a donkey first or wait for you to come back? "

54. Little dung beetles: Mom, why do we eat shit? Dung beetles's mother: This child, how can you say such disgusting things while eating?

55. A meteor flashed in the night sky, and I promised at once, hoping that you would become more beautiful. But just after I made my old wish, the meteor came back and said to me, "Brother, are you deliberately embarrassing me?" ! !

56. Give me a canteen steamed bread as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth! & lt understand, the steamed bread in this canteen is too hard ... >

57. I saw that "the food in the canteen can only be fed to pigs, and the latest hot-blooded sf has even been returned to us?" I thought of a sentence. A classmate went to the canteen to cook and asked the chef after dinner, "Master, how can there be rice in your sand?"! ! ! "

58. A short story that girls must read: Bats are reborn in God's place. God says you can have three preconditions. The bat said, "I was black in my last life, so I want a silvery white figure in my next life. I have wings." I'm used to sucking blood. Let me suck blood. " God said, I am allowed. Do you know what will happen to him in his next life? "sanitary napkins" Ha ha.

59. The restaurant fly said to the toilet fly: You chase the smell of fish all day, and I eat it smelly and spicy all day. Come here! Toilet flies: no common goal, no common goal. What's the use of eating well? How many beautiful women have you met?

60. In my sophomore year, all the girls in our dormitory liked Emil Wakin Chau's songs very much, and one tape was borrowed by everyone. One day, the girl at the exhibition asked: Where is my Zhou Huaxiu? The girl in the exhibition next door replied: In my bed! There was silence for two seconds, and then all fell on the bed.

6 1. A boy gave a classmate of his class a nickname, Fat Pig. The girl cried to the teacher, who promised to answer the boy's criticism. The next day, the teacher said in class, "A boy is too rude to give others nicknames casually, so you can't call others what they look like?"

62. A police dog saw an ordinary dog passing by on the road and ran to answer it: You are a police dog. What are you? Ordinary dogs look at it casually and say, silly, look clearly, I am a coat!