Kneel down! ! ! The lines of Zhao Benshan's sketch "My son is old"

Ding-dong ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (knocking at the door) Gao: Yes! My son is back, but my father hasn't been hired yet. Son, son (walks to the door and opens it) Zhao: Be sure. At this age, it's time to call him son. You have such a big son, unless you buckle it with a shed in advance: sorry, sorry (to yourself). Isn't this father coming? His father? No, son? No, Brother Zhao: What are you doing? Are you sure? Give me three titles as soon as I enter the door: busy, big brother. I ask you to do me a favor. Zhao: Help me with what? Come on, G: Dress my son up as a father. Zhao: Dress your son in his father's clothes. Zhao: What do you mean, G: Here's 20 dollars for you. Take off this dress for Zhao. What the hell are you? G: (going to get clothes) Brother, you misunderstood. You take that off and put this on. My son will go home soon. Zhao: What happened to your son? G: My son came back from abroad today. My son is a graduate student. Zhao: Studying my father's Gao: Not Zhao: Then studying my father's biological father, who will study who? G: He has no father. Can I let you pretend to be your father? Zhao: What's the matter? G: (pulls Zhao forward) Listen to me and tell you slowly. My son went abroad to study that year, and I was laid off. When my son heard the news, he said he would come back without looking at anything. I lied to my son. I showed him. I found you the richest stepfather. Actually, I provided this child myself. I offered it for six years. I do adult work for people. Look at my hand (. Zhao: Stop it, I see. You didn't lie to your son at all. When he got home, he said I wanted to meet this stepfather. Now, I don't know. You want to take my place. Well, to put it bluntly, you take off your clothes (yourself). Zhao: Oh, thank you very much (help me take it off). Zhao: I can help you with this. Thank you, thank you, big brother. I think you are a good person. Put on this mirror, alas, if you don't say it looks like it, I'll take it, big brother. I thank you. Zhao: No, I have one more thing. How long do you want to save this twenty dollars, a period of time or a day? Do you have to spend the night here? (Turning around with a sigh) Where do you live? G: Look at what you said. My son returned to China for inspection today and was busy with a meeting. He left at a glance. What night did you spend? You said you Zhao: No, I have a wife. I'm afraid I ~ ~ The doorbell rings: ~ ~ ~ ~ Gao: Ah, big brother, my son is back (excited) and that's settled. G: alas. (Opening the door) Son, son, Fan: Marco: Son Fan: Alas (laughing) Gao: Son (touching his face) Son, you have lost weight, Fan: Have you? G: It's getting dark, too. Fan: Suntanned. (Laughter) Where is my father? (Looking around) Gao: In the room, Fan: Really? Where is it? G: Hey, I was in the house just now (I looked around) Hey, here it is. (Pulls out) My son is back. Gao: (opposite to Fan Hegao) Call Dad Zhao: Dad Gao: (urgent) The opposite. Zhao: I'm your father (pointing to Fan). Fan: Hey Zhao: No! I'm your father (stretching his voice) Fan: It's Zhao: I haven't seen Fan: (Two people bow and kowtow to each other, two people touch their heads) Dad, thank you for your support all the time. I am now a postdoctoral fellow. G: Son, you are a postdoctoral fellow. (Clapping Zhao) Why didn't you say anything? Your son is a postdoctoral fellow. (Laughter) Zhao: You must go ahead, but you can't fall behind. Fan: Put it on the ground. Dad, sit down. Sit down. Everyone was sitting around the table, laughing all the time. Fan: Mom laughs. My son smiled. Zhao: Hehe, when I think about it, it's really interesting. Zhao: That's all right. I have to deliver water. G: What do you mean? Fan: Are you so busy? Dad Gao: Your father is busy with the work ahead. Yes, my father is an engineer. Zhao: I'm a water delivery engineer. Zhao: Yes, yes, the engineer in charge of water conservancy. This is the Three Gorges Project and the South-to-North Water Transfer Project. Really? Zhao: It's none of my business. Hehe Zhao: I'm mainly responsible for the water transfer between Beicheng and Beijing. G: Son, your father is glad to see you back. I want to change a bucket of water for you. I'm still a little nervous looking at you. Hey hey Fan: Dad, relax. You're nervous, and I'm nervous. Hey, hey, Zhao: Can you not be nervous when you meet for the first time? Zhao: Have you eaten? Gao: (pointing to Zhao) You go to the kitchen to get fish, and Zhao gets up and walks in the other direction of the kitchen) Gao: This way, this way, this way (pointing to the kitchen).