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A: Everyone has a pair of hands, and everyone has fingers.

B: Nonsense, who doesn't have fingers?

A: Fingers are long and short, big and small.

B: That's right. This is telling the truth with your eyes open.

A: But the more you look at it, the more you like it (thumbs up), and the more you look at it, the more you hate it (index finger).

B: It takes five fingers to make a fist. How can you say love and hate?

Well, you don't know. In my family, my thumb is my father and my forefinger is my mother.

B: Why am I getting confused?

A: For example, one day, I was praised by my teacher in kindergarten. I'm so happy!

I should be happy.

I skipped home and shouted happily, "Mom!" .

B: Then your mother must be very happy.

A: But as soon as the voice fell, the "forefinger" came.

B: Why? Do you still have guests at home?

A: (Holding out the index finger) The index finger is my mother. "What's the matter with you? Your clothes are too dirty. Where have you been? "

Well, your mother is really something.

I'm thirsty. I was just about to eat an apple when the "forefinger" came again.

B: What's the matter?

A: (holding out index finger) "How do you know how to eat? Write quickly. You can't eat until you finish writing! "

B: Not even allowed to eat?

A: I just sat down and wrote two words, and I wanted to pee.

B: well, this urine doesn't live up to expectations

A: Oh, I can't hold it any longer!

B: Then you should go.

A: No. The "index finger" is coming again. (Stretching out index finger) "You child, you are so lazy. Hurry up and do your homework! "

B: Alas!

A: In this way, the repeated appearance of "index finger" made me lose my spirit in doing my homework.

No one will be energetic.

A: The less energetic you are, the more mistakes you make. The more mistakes I make, the more my mother criticizes me.

B: It's called a vicious circle.

Do you think I can stop hating it? (Stretching out index finger)

B: Your forefinger is really boring. What about "thumb"

A: The thumb is different, OK! Very good! Very good! Great! Great! Great! You're amazing!

B: Look! It's refreshing to say it.

No, I just finished my homework when my father came back. Pushing the door open, he smiled and said appreciatively (thumbs up), "You are great, son! You will know how to study when you get home. " One sentence made me feel embarrassed.

Listen, praise is like a ray of sunshine.

A: In order to repay my father, I went to get his slippers, newspaper and turn on the TV-

Look, as long as there is sunshine, he will become very smart.

A: As a result, my father praised me again (thumbs up). "My son is so lovely, he just knows how to be considerate. I said, my son is the best! " I heard you, don't say how happy I am!

B: Look how beautiful he is!

Do you think I won't like it? (thumbs up)

I should. Even I envy your thumb.

A: "Thumb" means praise and "forefinger" means criticism.

B: Which child in the world doesn't like praise?

A: So, when I have a son in the future, I will use this more (thumbs up)!

Well, it's still early.

A: Do you think they can be the same?

B: It's different. Even the expression is different. The "thumb" is like this (smiling face) and the "index finger" is like this (losing face).

How I wish my mother did the same! (thumbs up)

Your mother will, so she's here!

A: Ah (scare away)? !

Oh, look at him!

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The third article

A: Our family is a braggart!

B: Our family is still a braggart major!

A: Our family boasts that we don't pay taxes.

B: We don't pay for bragging!

A: I didn't blow. I went to the toilet as soon as I was born.

B: Climb?

A: Who was born to crawl?

B: Then how can I get there?

A: The bed will be used as a toilet!

B: It's called bed wetting!

A: I will run in three months.

That must be a freak!

A: My mother will go to work in three months. I have to run from grandma's house to grandma's house.

B: Just run!

A: When it comes to bragging, I can't compare with anyone.

I don't believe it. Do you dare to compete here?

A: Blow it here? No problem!

B: I can eat five bowls of noodles at a meal if I have a big appetite!

I can eat eight pounds of jiaozi in one meal!

Gee, I have a fever!

A I also had a high fever last night!

B I have a high fever, which is 67 degrees.

I have a high fever of 94 degrees.

B you're not afraid of burning to death! "

A: I sleep at night with a handful of corn in my hand, and the next day it's all popcorn!

B: Sleep under the quilt at night. The next day, I saw a big hole in the quilt!

A: I am taller than the building!

B: With my head in the sky and my feet on the ground, I can reach a big plane!

A: My upper lip is facing the sky and my lower lip is facing the ground!

Where's your face?

A: Bragging is shameless!

B: Hey! -

How about a?

B come again.

A What else do you want to play?

Come on.

One, you're here.

B tell you! I am a very capable person!

What can A do?

B I can read with my ears.

You didn't ask me what I could do, did you?

What are your abilities?

I often eat with my nose.

Then I can use my armpits to look for minerals.

I can generate electricity with my throat.

B I can see people through the wall.

I can see your money through your clothes.

Last night, B I invited my classmates to dinner!

A I also invited my classmates to dinner last night!

B how I blow, how he blows!

A come on!

B, it is not delicious. I swallowed the chopsticks!

A: I'm eating. It's broken! I swallowed the spoon!

B I is eating, and it's broken again! I bit off a piece on the plate.

A: I'm eating. It's broken! I'll bite a piece from the big bowl!

B I is eating, and it's broken again! I bit off the table!

A I'm eating it. It's broken. I bit ... I bit off my nose!

b？ Can you reach it?

A: I crossed my feet to bite! Do you care?

B is it more like?

I have a secret recipe for bragging.

B I can blow a square into a circle.

I can blow the short one into the long one.

B I can turn ugliness into beauty.

I can blow the dead alive.

B Hey, you're great.

Strike!

B I tell you, our home is a bragging studio.

Our family is a bragging factory.

B our family is bragging limited company.

Our family is a braggart.

Our home is the bragging center of the world.

We ... your center was bombed by our house.

Wow! There is no comparison. What a blowjob!