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The scholar in Wulin legend told Xiaoguo why the flowers are red. That's because of me. What episode is this?
(manned upstairs, old white to scholar)
Laobai: Scholar.
Scholar: What's the matter?
Laobai: If you really want her back, there seems to be only one way.
Scholar: What way?
Laobai: Romantic!
Scholar: (shaking his head) I don't understand.
Laobai: It seems that I really need to teach you a good lesson. Why are flowers fragrant? Because of you. Why is the grass green? Or because of you. Why does fart stink? Because of me. Ha ha.
Scholar: What do you mean?
Laobai: Never mind what it means, just do it! Try a hundred larks.
[backyard] day
Guo draws water, and the scholar comes out with a rose in his mouth, muttering to himself.
Guo: Wait, what are you talking about?
(The scholar takes down the rose)
Scholar: Look at the clouds for a while, and look at me for a while. When you look at the clouds, you are close, and when you look at me, you are far away.
Guo: Sick! (The scholar walks around Xiao Guo) What do you want?
Scholar: I just want to ask you a few questions.
Guo: Q?
Scholar: (sitting on a millstone) Why do flowers smell sweet? Because of me. Why is the grass green? Or because of me.
Guo: What are you trying to say?
Scholar: I'm not finished yet. Why does fart stink? That's because of Lao Bai. hahaha.
Guo: What are you talking about?
Scholar: (kicking into the water) Ah, the rushing water is like my rushing heart.
Guo: It took a long time for the water to get big! I killed you!
Scholar: (dropping roses) Help!
[Houses under guard] Day
(The shopkeeper draws water to wash Lao Bai's face)
Shopkeeper: Don't open your eyes when I wash.
Laobai: Why?
Shopkeeper: I'm afraid in case. ...
Laobai: What if? In case (back off)
Shopkeeper: (pulls Laobai) Nothing, don't be afraid. No matter what happens, I will support you all my life.
Laobai: No, no, did you blind me? I'm not washing!
(Scholar Gold)
Scholar: Bai Zhantang.
Laobai: What's the matter?
Scholar: I tried it from beginning to end as you said.
Laobai: No? What did she say?
Scholar: She said, I killed you!
Laobai: Impossible. what did you say ?
Scholar: (looking at the shopkeeper) I can't say it.
Laobai: What can't you say? Look at me. Yu Xiang, look at the clouds for a while, and look at me for a while. You see the clouds are close, but you see me far away.
Store: (moving) exhibition hall.
Laobai: Sitting down is none of your business. Look at you, bitch.
Scholar: This sentence is no problem. It was the latter sentence that annoyed her.
Laobai: Behind? Listen! (To the shopkeeper) Why are flowers fragrant? Because of you.
Scholar: Wrong, because of me, why the grass is green, or because of me, why the fart stinks, because it is old and white.
Shopkeeper: Hahaha
Laobai: What are these messy things? What are you?
Scholar: You taught me, not a word!
Laobai: You will be stupid to death!
Scholar: Forget it. I don't have this Jin Gangzuan. Why should I take this job of touching porcelain? I'm leaving. I'm interrupting.
Laobai: Silly boy, come back!
Scholar: Are there any other tricks?
Laobai: This trick doesn't work. It seems that she can only play with hate.
Shopkeeper: Listen to the exhibition hall. He has experience!
Laobai: Come here with your ears!
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