Interesting work quotations

1. I played an online game before and worshipped a master. The host is very good. Until the first speech, the voice I heard felt immature and I asked her how old she was. She was nine years old. Mom, I'm 20 years old. I called a 9-year-old female teacher for half a year.

2. Once having dinner with a friend, he showed off his height. He said: My mother is 155, and my father is 160. I can grow to 183, hahaha. . . I don't envy him. I think he is a man with a story.

There is a problem that has been bothering me for many years. Sunflowers follow the sun from east to west. How did they turn back the next day? An asshole?

4. You are in charge of Chinese New Year, and I am in charge of cuteness.

5.？ Job aroma expert! To do a new test paper? This topic, is it difficult to lose teeth? Is your IQ not enough, uncle? Here, the answer to Xueba? I know, change two lines after copying?

6. Children often see unclean things! ! Adults must not take it seriously, ghosts and gods can't be trapped. When I was a child, I often saw two children sitting on the refrigerator, so I told my family that there were two children on the refrigerator! Scared my family to death. My family invited a great god and a fortune teller. What a busy meal! I have never said such things to my family since then! Now when I grow up, I know that the two children on the refrigerator are Haier brothers?

7. If you get a deadpan chat, I'm afraid your thoughts are not in place.

8. Chatting with the male ticket WeChat and looking forward to our future, I said: Let's soak our feet together at night. After soaking, you washed my feet, then hugged me to the bed and said, when you said this, I suddenly remembered a sentence, my wife has been disabled for many years, and my husband will never leave. ?

9. Some things can directly cause great mental harm to readers as long as they are written to people, such as? The sound of nails scraping the blackboard? ,? Tear off the cutin on your hand, too much at a time? It can be said that it is a curse in the real world. Personally, I have seen the most broad-spectrum lethality is this sentence: Imagine sticking a toothpick under the fingernails of your big toe? Then kick the wall hard and read this passage. Do you think you are crazy?

10. Shopping with my wife to buy clothes, I sit next to her, and my wife bargains with the clerk? Cheap, look at my husband's poor appearance, and there is not much money.

1 1. Why do people study? For example, when you fall in love, what do you say? If life is just like the first time, you don't have to draw a fan in the autumn wind. It is easy to change, and it is also easy to change. ? Instead of fucking saying: blue thin, mushrooms! ?

12. Yesterday, I went to tell my fortune. I said, master, do you think I can be a director or mayor in the future? The master pinched his hand and said, Little bastard, it's hard for you to be a parent!

13. I remember going home last Spring Festival and cleaning with my family. My mother said that the top of the cupboard should be cleaned, so I took a wet rag and stepped on the chair. Dad suddenly ran over and said, you can't reach it, I'll do it! I smiled: Dad, I am taller than you now. My father touched his head with a smile, and I couldn't help but sigh: in my parents' hearts, we will always be children. I think if I hadn't found private money on the cupboard, I would have been moved for a lifetime.

14. The English teacher flew into a rage when correcting the composition. Never seen such a bad composition! ? Another teacher asked: What did it say? The English teacher said: The story of the prince and the princess. ? Not bad. ? What's so good about it, that he actually wrote from the beginning that the prince asked the princess? Can you speak Chinese? Princess? Yes! ? The back is full of Chinese! ?

15. Since my parents played WeChat. I am not sentimental, sad, loving, and take photos without revealing my clothes. The whole person is full of positive energy.

16. That year, I took a shower in the company bathroom and was in a daze. I was poisoned by gas, but fortunately, a male colleague broke in and saved me. After that, I suddenly fell in love with him and fell in love with him. And then on our wedding night. I thank God for arranging him to save me in time. Husband said flatly? Beautiful girls can never be too bad luck! ? I don't understand? How do you say this? Husband:? If you are ugly, who will watch you take a shower that night?

17. The history teacher asked me: Why did you hand in a blank sheet of paper? I'm afraid I accidentally tampered with history! ?

18.？ I have a student who gets the lowest grade every year and often fights with others. According to the leader's request, the teacher wants to give the students a nice final comment. ?

19. Many things that were ugly once you know that they are expensive, it seems that they are not so ugly. If it is found to be a famous brand again, I will immediately suspect that there is something wrong with my aesthetics, start to reflect on myself, and then feel beautiful from the bottom of my heart.

20. Today I went to see a 4D movie, and the girl sitting next to me was always crying in front! I couldn't help slapping her, and she immediately said: Lying in the trough, the effect is so realistic, feeling punched?

2 1. Last year, my brother and I went to my fourth aunt's house to pay New Year's greetings. When we were leaving in the afternoon, my brother said hesitantly, Uncle, I forgot my bag. ? Uncle:? What bag? My brother:? Hmm. . . Red envelopes. ?

22. Gathering in Five Blessingg is nothing. If your family can gather together in Five Blessingg, you will never have to worry again in your life.

23. I am so cold that I want to bow my head unless there is money on the ground.