A Joke Book Read by the Ancient People —— A Brief Introduction to Laughing in the Forest (Volume 11) Part II

There is no cure for toothache. The doctor said, "There is a giant worm in it, like a silkworm. You must catch it before you can cut it off. " Q: "How can it be big?" The doctor said, "It hurts the most to eat too much at the dentist's door since childhood."

When a customer runs out of money, he buys wine to treat him. Suddenly it rained, and the party sighed, "If it rains, leave a guest, and if it rains, leave a person." I miss money, stay one night and stay in the snow the next day; On the third day, the wind blew, and customers waited for them to stay, still singing and sighing. The son said: "This time, the official has no money, and the wind can't stay."

A man lost his way and met a mute. He didn't answer the question, but he made money himself to show that he was willing to lead. This person is metaphorical, that is, he uses it to count money. Silence means opening your mouth to indicate the direction. The man asked, "Why don't you have the money to pretend to be dumb?" Dumb: "In today's world, talk if you have money!" "

Once a guest went out, the host sneaked into the diners. The guest said, "There is a good hall at home, but it's a pity that many beams and columns were eaten by termites." The master looked around and said, "There is no such thing." The guest said, "How do outsiders know if he is eating in it?"

Or ask, "Who took Fan Chi's name?" "Confucius took it." Q: "Who is Fan Kuai?" Yue: "Han Zu took it." He said, "Who gave you the name of trouble?" He said, "He asked for it."

One person played with a few beads hanging from the cat's neck, and the mice congratulated each other privately, saying, "The old cat official has been fasting and chanting Buddha, and will definitely not eat us." So I rejoiced in court. As soon as the cat saw it, it fed several mice, and all the mice ran away. They said in the northern language, "We have compassion when we read Buddha, and the result is false practice." A reply: "You don't know that people who practice Buddhism in this world are ten times heartless."

The bee and the snake formed an alliance. The bee said, "I want to go to the river with you." The snake said, "But you must lie on my back." When we reached the river, the snake was powerless, either sinking or floating. The bee suspects that the snake is hurting itself, so it puts the tail needle on the snake's back. The snake said painfully, "People say my mouth is poisonous, but your stomach is more poisonous."

People ask why mutton and beef are so poisonous. Or answer, "I've been a vegetarian all my life."

The scholar is going to be seventy years old, and suddenly he has a son, because of his age, that is, his age. A little later, I gave birth to another son, who seems to be able to read and learn by name. The next year, she gave birth to another son and said with a smile, "It's a joke to have a son at such a big age." A joke about fame. When they were old and had nothing to do, they all ordered to go to the mountains to collect firewood and go home. The husband asked, "Who has more firewood?" The wife said, "As I grow older, I have no knowledge, but I have a burden of jokes."