Humorous copywriting, with funny connotation.

1. If you don't work hard now, you will remove all the bricks from other people's walls in the future.

2. I haven't kissed for so long that even eating duck tongue will make me feel gentle. If you don't hold hands for too long, you will feel shivering with a pickled chicken feet.

There will always be someone who will love you, your small eyes, low nose, short legs, weight that won't lose and your shameless personality.

4. Remember, dear, the good-looking one is called coquetry, and the ugly one is called wild!

5. Go after them if you like, no matter whether they have boyfriends or goalkeepers, the goals are different.

6. Don't doubt the girlfriend you admire. You are the only one who can do this in idolization, so enjoy it.

7. A man can't find a girlfriend, so he can only tell his fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: what about the second half? The fortune teller said: You will get used to it for the rest of your life.

8. The TV said that the mobile phone would radiate under the pillow, which scared me to turn off the TV and throw away the pillow.

9. Young people can't touch three things: idolization, mahjong and the glory of the king. The more you touch them, the more interesting it is to be alone.

10. I can't afford AA system now. I invented the AAB system, which is your AA. I'm embarrassed to go.

1 1. I often read the news about the dangers of staying up late, which really scared me to death. I will never watch the news again.

12. In the past, cars and horses were slow, letters were far away, and I could only love one person in my life; Now the internet is very fast, and there are many husbands. Anyway, there is no boyfriend.

13. You can get a good job by investing in the right resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

14. Speaking of the advantages of a boyfriend, it can be summarized in five words: I can pick a girlfriend.

15. Loved couples will sigh what virtue they have accumulated in their last lives, and married couples will feel what crimes they have committed in their last lives.

16. Young people should not care too much about their health. Those who should get sick will always get sick, and those who should die will always die. A lot of work usually kills you.

17. I can only do three things in my life at school, watching the results show, watching couples show their love, and watching local tyrants show off their wealth; Even worse: watch the local tyrants' achievements, watch the schoolmasters show their love, and watch couples show off their wealth.

18. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

19. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

20. Hunger, if done well, is called losing weight; Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Play dumb, if you do it well, it's as stupid as you think.

2 1. You're only twenty years old, so it's normal not to meet someone you like. The later you find out, it's probably impossible to meet.

22. The ship of friendship capsized, the ship of love sank, and the flame of family went out. Only canoes in single dog can stand!

23. The reason for losing weight is that once I find myself a little thinner, I want to eat something to celebrate.

24. Girls should learn to sympathize with their boyfriends. When a boyfriend is too busy to spend time with himself, he finds other boys to accompany him. Keep their boyfriends out of it. Be a sensible girl.