Interesting sentences

As for funny sentences, as the saying goes, you are joking until you are ten years old. According to scientific evidence, laughter is good for health. In today's stressful society, you can relax yourself by watching some funny sentences. Share some funny sentences with you.

Funny sentence 1 1, thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

3. Don't be lazy with me, I'll be lazy with you.

4, life I am sorry for you, because I have never been good to you.

5, seventeen or eighteen years old, angry, thrown into the water, the water can be boiled.

I know it's not good to waste time, but I really enjoy it.

7. I thought meeting me was your fate, maybe your hurdle.

Since you are a loser, I will use it.

9. Hot and grumpy. Stop it if I don't laugh.

10, one white covers all the ugliness. Are you white or ugly?

1 1, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

12, you should learn from Tencent, and call me dear as soon as you get online.

13. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

14. Couples come every year, especially this year.

15, you asked me how much I love you. Money can represent my heart.

16, close your left eye and see your lovely shyness.

17, I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

18, live fish will go upstream, and dead fish will drift with the tide.

19. Why does God always doze off when I am unlucky?

20. Pretend to be a city dweller. Now the earth is called a village.

2 1, there are no more tears in my eyes, some are full of tears.

22. Some people can't say anything, but I just want to see him take a bath.

23. I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

24. I am online and you are offline. Why didn't you die while I was alive?

25. Wear school shoes and take the road of learning hegemony.

26. You are my special concern, but you are not my recent visitor.

27. Poor grades are temporary, but my beauty is always there.

28. It's very hot, isn't it? It will be cold on Qixi Day.

29. Adults are overdue children and the elderly are invalid adults.

30. I have the ability to pick up girls, but unfortunately I am a girl.

3 1, lend me your daughter for one year, and I will pay you back one big and one small next year.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.

34. None of you can bully her, only I can!

35. Don't laugh at your cell phone at home, your parents will think you are in love.

36. Because I have a glib mouth and jade teeth, I don't talk easily.

37. Skipping classes is a person's happiness, and attending classes is a group of people's loneliness.

38. Your life is like a clothes hanger, covered with a green hat.

Teacher, can we change the teaching method? Like dreams.

40. Look at your wonderful bones. Being with me is good material.

4 1, the most painful love triangle in the world, I love to eat, and fat loves me.

42. Everyone else has hit the South Wall. I must make a lot of money repairing the South Wall.

43. Insomnia, I picked up a physics book and fell asleep soon.

44. When you smile, I collapse and my heart is pounding.

45. The secret of staying young is to have a restless heart.

46. Be a carefree eater and an idle eater.

47. If you like cheating so much, why don't you go to ballet?

48. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

49. I really envy you for having a handsome and witty me on your friend list.

50. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

5 1, your name is up to me. Hmm? Call your husband!

52. When I met him, the whole person changed. Neither bullet could penetrate my face.

No matter what happens, don't bow your head, because you have a double chin.

54, you boy, you are really crazy, and your breath is bigger than beriberi.

55. Long time no see, I don't know how ugly you are.

56. To live is to toss and turn, because we will all die for a long time.

57. Believe it or not, I patted you on the wall and couldn't get it off.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy an Altman.

59. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

60. The night will not be kind to those who sleep late, it will give you dark circles.

Funny sentence 2 1, I'm a white-collar worker: I got paid today, paid the rent, paid the water and electricity, bought fried rice and instant noodles, felt in my pocket, and lamented that I was a white-collar worker again this month. ...

2. A real warrior dares to face his face without makeup.

3, Ming Sao is easy to hide and hard to prevent.

4. The sky didn't fall on me, so it broke my heart and hurt my bones and muscles.

5, things are often like this, it is too late to turn back, even if you are willing to become a rotten horse, there may not be a grass waiting for you.

6. Work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.

7. I like you so much that you will die.

Although you are wearing cologne, I can still smell it vaguely.

9. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

10, how to lose weight without eating?

1 1. In a few decades, let's meet and send them to the crematorium and burn them all to ashes. You're just a bunch of me. Nobody knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

12, the beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

13, I thought I was decadent. Today, I realized that my morning paper was scrapped.

14. A white lie is a good excuse for your deception.

15, parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

16, I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

17, women like ugly men, not ugly men.

18, our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

19, play with your life: you can only play with your life, but your life is gone. What are you playing?

20. The journey of exploration lies not in discovering new land, but in cultivating new perspectives.

2 1, the sign of an immature man is that he can make heroic sacrifices for his ideals, while the sign of a mature man is that he can live humbly for his ideals.

22. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.

23. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?

24. At one time, we all thought we could die for love. In fact, love can't kill people. It will only stick a needle in the most painful place, and then we want to cry. We tossed and turned, and after a long illness, we became a doctor.

25. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, so I can't say so many things you like to hear.

26. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

27. Actually, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to be round. There is a threshold. If you pretend, you will move forward and become a legendary temperament. If you don't pretend, it will get stuck there. It's Carmen.

28, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

30, holding the child's hand, I know that the child is ugly and full of tears. If the child doesn't go, I will go.

3 1, red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on my face. I miss you so much!

32. I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

33. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

34. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. My mother said: I can have this, and I said: I really don't have this. ...

35. The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

36. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the world was full of gray donkeys. After they were heartbroken, they could only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

37. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope in my hand. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

38. Our goal: Look at the money and earn more.

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

40. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like a woman's appearance.

4 1, salted fish turns over, or salted fish.

I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

44. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

45, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.

46. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

47. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

48. As a typical loser, you are really successful.

49. When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!

50. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

Funny sentence 3 1 Every time I take the elevator, I feel like I'm in the microwave when I hear the door opening.

2. Since ancient times, no one has died. Bitches die first, and I die later.

When others are around, I like to watch silently, and it is boring to expose it.

I wish I woke up and saw 1 million RMB cash flying from the bedside!

The summer vacation is here again. Remember those crazy people who laughed with us in the apartment?

6.-You treat your wife as a queen, you are an emperor and you are a eunuch.

7. Yes, I am a bitch, but do you have the capital?

8. bean curd residue. A ghost.

9. What I want to see most is that you hold my body and cry.

10, forever young, forever act young, forever ungrateful, forever in tears.

1 1, I'm hungry, pass the rice. ! Hey, I'm coming. !

12, Li Bihua said: What is surplus? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

13, in those years, the whole class handed in homework, and one of them was wrong, and the whole class was wrong.

14, when will you call me honey like that every time?

15, appearance is not equal to heart, and most unaffected girls are kind.

Scientists say that the world is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget that there are nerds, fools and scum.

17, falling in love is not about two people holding hands, hugging, kissing, opening a couple's space, making couples' heads and wearing couples' clothes.

18, that's right, Mr. Zhang. You can't press CTRL+C on your home computer and then CTRL+V on your company computer. Not even the same article. No, no, it's not even an expensive computer.

19, my heart is not a bus, so I can't take it if there is a vacancy.

20. Mr. Qian Zhongshu made such an evaluation of Ms. Jiang Yang, and was later regarded as a model of ideal marriage by sociologists.

2 1. My father should express his views on my obesity: Han Hong is not dead, but Han Hong is ill.

22. I usually forget to scold you. You didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you!

23. Don't drink Telunsu while playing cards. Telunsu can lose!

24. In the workplace, just like Conan, there is a domineering attitude that I let others die wherever I go.

25. Leave the last sip of water to comrades in need! Give me that bottle of orange juice.

26. How can I break up with you? I want to see you get married, quarrel, cold war and divorce.

27. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

28. Who said that girls should be soft and weak? Labor and capital are Mulan in 2 1 century.

29. Love or roll.

30. Teacher, I worked hard for two months to conceive my homework. I should sit on the moon by rights.