Blind Fortune Telling in Gejiu _ Blind Fortune Telling Telephone

Once upon a time, there was a blind fortune teller. He often lied, but people didn't catch him, so they couldn't punish him. Once, a child found a blind man and lied to him.

"My name is Du."

Children lead blind people to tell fortune everywhere. One day, they came to a pond. The child suggested taking a bath to cool off. The blind man was very happy, so he took off his clothes and jumped down to wash.

Who knows this is a child's idea. Seeing that the blind man was washed vigorously, he sneaked ashore and put on his clothes, and took the clothes of the blind man away.

The blind man took a shower, asked the child to bring him clothes, and shouted "Come and see" several times. Nobody cared, so he was anxious and stood on the shore and shouted:

"Come and see! Come and see! ……"

It happened that someone was enjoying the cool not far away. When they heard someone shouting "Come and see", I didn't know what had happened, so I rushed over to watch the fun. When I approached, I found a naked blind man standing on the edge of the pond, shouting loudly. The women ran away shyly. In this way, people made an excuse and went forward together to beat the blind man.

At this time, the blind man realized that he had been cheated by a child. Mr. Li Er is treating lumbago. We have a Mr. Li Er here, who is very famous for treating lumbago. He is known all over the world. The plaster he made is very clever. Only three tablets are necessary to cure the disease.

There are hundreds of people who see Mr. Li Er every day, but he doesn't get rich. Because he is willing to give alms to the people, the poor only need three or five copper coins to buy a plaster, and the particularly poor don't need a penny; But rich people get married when they see a doctor. It's all a plaster, but it costs two or three taels of silver, and you don't look at it without a dime. This is called "the poor see a doctor and the rich pay back the money".

On one occasion, Zhou Dazhuang's fleshy landlord, a fat man on Wednesday, fell ill on his back, his back was swollen and he groaned day and night. Looking for Mr. Li Er, reluctant to spend money; It hurts badly if you don't look. What shall we do on Wednesday, the fat man thought, yes! Why don't I pretend to be a beggar and go to him for treatment So on Wednesday, I was fat, wearing a rag, wiping the bottom of the pot on my face and dragging a dog stick in my hand. When I came to Mr. Li Er's door, my good grandpa and grandma cried loudly.

When Mr. Li Er went out, he saw a beggar and said, "Are you hungry? Take some steamed buns to eat. "

On Wednesday, the fat man pretended to be in pain and pointed to his back and said, "Oh, I'm sorry for your loss. It hurts!" " "

Mr. Li Er said, "Oh, you have a bad back." Immediately call Wednesday fatty into the house and take off his coat. On his back, he saw a red root and a big bowl shaped like a honeycomb. He was very ill.

Without saying anything, he took a plaster and put it on the fat man on Wednesday. In addition, I gave him two plasters to take home and put them on.

On Wednesday, after the fat man put on two plasters, his back really recovered and he was very happy. He said to everyone, "Well, Mr. Li Er's trick of' the poor see the doctor and the rich pay back the money' didn't work. I didn't spend a penny on the fat man on Wednesday, and my back was cured. "

This soon reached the ears of Mr. Li Er, who was so angry that he secretly scolded: This old thing is a big prick! I had to find a way to make him look good, so I let out the wind and said, "Wednesday, the fat man had a backache." Although it has recovered now, it has not been eradicated. You won't get old unless you eat a big fat goose. "

Every few days, this word reached the ears of Fat Man Wednesday. On Wednesday, the fat man believed it and immediately asked the long-term workers to go to the streets to buy a big fat goose and kill it.

I don't know that fat goose is a big thing, and it is the most taboo to eat. Less than half a month later, the fat man's back recurred on Wednesday, which was more serious than last time, with pus and bleeding. I have no choice but to have the cheek to ask Mr. Li Er for treatment.

This time, Mr. Li Er didn't spare him. He hasn't sealed it for more than two months. He spent dozens of taels of money to make the fat man complain bitterly on Wednesday.