Mongolian fortune teller

Introduction: On the way to send my little niece to school in the morning, she mysteriously said to me: Auntie, I have mastered the skill of 18 to coax the baby, and now I just need you to give me a baby. Hearing this, I burst into tears: your aunt, I have mastered the skills of 18 to have children, and now I need a man!

1, a beautiful new female colleague came and a male colleague coughed twice in front of her. She said very gently, "Have a cold?" My colleague was a little excited: "Well, a little!" Female colleague: "Then you stay away from me."

2. It is said that to grasp a man's heart, he must first grasp his stomach. After my girlfriend cooks, I feel that she can only scratch my body.

3. I baked sweet potatoes and started to object at home. My friends around me don't like me and say it's too hard. But after my efforts, the situation has finally changed. I proved with practical actions that baking sweet potatoes is not only hard, but also unprofitable.

4. Me: Do me a favor. The friend said: as long as it's not borrowing money, everything is easy to say. Me: Introduce me to a girlfriend. I have been single for twenty years ... Friend: Otherwise, I'd better lend you some money!

5. Today, when I met the head teacher of the primary school, I realized that the only three-good student award in my whole study career was because the teacher bought too many awards! I think I will lose sleep tonight. ...

When my friend was in financial crisis, he came to me to borrow money. He was a little reluctant to see me, so he immediately helped me remember the past. He said, "think about it. You are too poor to buy a pair of trousers. Who lent you a skirt? "

7. Before the third grade of primary school, I went to a school with Mongolian and Chinese classes, and the ethnic struggle was fierce. Only when I fall to Hanban during recess will I not be wiped out. I didn't know I was actually a Mongolian until I transferred to another school and filled in my account. It was a summer afternoon, and at the age of ten, I realized the pain of Xiao Feng, a Khitan.

8. "Girl, you make me so sad!" The girl said, "I didn't offend you, did I?" "You didn't mess with me ... you lean over! The underground iron gate allows you to block this tightly. "

9. Sometimes you never know your potential unless you push yourself. It's like giving me 100 kilograms of bricks. Maybe I can't carry it, but give me 100 kilograms of hundred-dollar bills. I can't just carry them. I'm not sure if I can run.

10, I saw a fat girl walking slowly on the treadmill in the gym. I used to remind her: "Sister, you have to speed up, or you won't lose weight." Sister listened to the wronged answer: "I adjusted it quickly, but it was slow when I stepped on it!" " "

12, one day I was walking in the street and met a fortune teller, so I hung up. When he held my hand, he suddenly fell to his knees. I was shocked. He said, "You have the image of an emperor." I slapped him in the face: "You scared me to death!"

13, the traffic police stopped the grandfather who was riding a bike and said with a smile, "Grandpa, you can't ride this road. How dangerous so many cars are. You should ride on a non-motor vehicle lane. " "Come on, I still want to live. You let them run on the road of flying motor vehicles. "

14. In class today, the math teacher speaks the horn in class. Suddenly, he saw a classmate who was absent-minded, so he asked him to count the horns. I saw that the classmate made a wonderful move: he quickly squatted down and began to count his classmates' feet. Suddenly the whole class laughed.

15. On the bus, an old man fell asleep and leaned on the back of a young man behind him. The young man acts as a "human cushion" and stands for 20 minutes until the old man gets off the bus. The college student said in an interview: "I didn't think too much at that time, so I thought it was a girl behind."

16, my daughter, once went back to school and had a good chat with a big brother on the train. After getting off the train, I went back to school in his car and his son came to pick me up. I went back to the dormitory and called my mother about the dormitory. I came back by free car. Mother said, "Daughter, don't dare to do anything just because you are ugly!" " "A bolt from the blue is this your own mother? How ugly am I?

17. In the subway, there was a middle-aged man with a cane and a cast on his left leg. Holding an enamel bowl with a few coins in it, it reached out to me and shook it gently. I slowly raised my head, looked at him deeply and said, "Brother, what hurt your leg?"? It has been more than two years, and there is no improvement at all. " He turned silently and walked to the next carriage!

18. One day, a man went to a health care product store. Picked up an inflatable doll and ran away after entering the store. The boss saw it and chased it for ten blocks. The man stopped and said: an inflatable doll, 288 yuan, how can you chase me so far? Only heard the boss reply: this is the boss's wife!

19, because the bus was too crowded, the driver suddenly braked and a young man lost his center of gravity. He accidentally put his hand on the private parts of a middle-aged woman next to him, and quickly said sorry. The middle-aged woman was in a hurry. I called you a rogue and had a coquettish taste. The whole car is quiet …

20. I work overtime at night, and I sit in front of the computer to sort out the information. Suddenly, a female colleague ran to me in tears and cried, "55555, my colleague bullied me and said I was scared to death." "Don't listen to their nonsense!" Half an hour later, I finally woke up to comfort her.

2 1. Yesterday, an electrician in his fifties kidnapped a cleaner in his forties from the company next door and ran away! I mean, it's all dancing!

22. "Have you ever held a boy's hand" and "Arm-wrestling ..." I will never forget this conversation.

Recently, this department has a new leader. He is a man of temperament. As long as he looks at people who are pleasing to the eye, he won't say that his work is easy and his bonus is more than others. His mantra is: "hit it off!" So I touched my flat head and suddenly understood why all the dirty work was done by me.

24. I went to buy steamed buns with my colleagues this morning, and I kept talking about the big breasts I saw yesterday. As a result, when he arrived at the steamed stuffed bun shop, silly boy shouted at the boss: "Boss, six breasts, meat!" "At that time, people were all around!

25. Our family will travel tomorrow. My mother is a cautious person. She checks the weather forecast on the Internet. After watching it for a while, she said to me anxiously, "It seems that we can't go tomorrow, it's going to rain!" " "I leaned over and looked at it. I was depressed at once. I'm worried that it will rain for a week and my clothes won't dry. But it's raining in Shaoxing, which is related to whether to travel to Xiamen tomorrow!

26. I used to surf the Internet with my boyfriend all night, and my mobile phone was dead. I don't see any space on the power board. I thought it didn't matter if I pulled a plug, but I pulled it out. After a while, I heard the lol players in this row scold: "Why are you disconnected?" My boyfriend told me not to talk!

27. Husband: "If you are so fat and still eat, can you have a long snack?" Daughter-in-law: "Dim sum? What a snack! " Husband: ...

28. Teacher: Please explain the environmental factors and genetic factors! Xiaoming: Being like dad is a genetic factor, and being like a neighbor is an environmental factor! Teacher: As usual … Xiaoming stood up silently …

29. The teacher called a student outside the classroom. Teacher: "Your homework is getting worse and worse. What's wrong? " Student: "Teacher, can I tell you after I find out the reason this afternoon?" Teacher: "All right!" In the afternoon, the teacher called the students outside the classroom again. Teacher: "Did you find the reason?" Student: "Yes, my grandfather said that homework is getting more and more difficult, and he can't help it."

Husband: Honey, didn't you say you would give me a hat? Wife: Oh, I almost forgot, it's in my backpack! Husband: Honey, why is it green? Wife: What, the green one doesn't like it? Husband: no, I'm afraid ... others will gossip ... wife: what gossip? Husband: Call me a cuckold ... Wife: Shit, just say it, don't be afraid! You can confidently tell people, "Is your wife so kind to you?" ……

Editor's note: Every day, the girl will come to his shop for dinner, sit by the window and order two sets of meals. Every time he asks about a few dinners, she is always embarrassed to say two, and then she eats silently. He thought maybe someone was with the girl, but that person was gone. Finally, one day, he wanted to ask and listen to the girl's story, but he heard the girl say to herself, "The amount of two servings is so small that it is not enough at all!"

The Platinum Rule in the Workplace: Mastering Listening Skills

Platinum rule in the workplace: master the skills of listening, master the skills of listening

Dear young friends,

In the process of obtaining information, the most important thing for you is listening.

Listening is so important, how to master the skills of listening? In fact, whether you can master listening skills depends on your attitude and performance in listening.

When listening to other people's information, it is wrong to doubt its authenticity and consider whether it is valuable.

Don't listen to or show that you don't value the information provided by others.

There is a saying that when a person encounters troubles, difficulties or interesting things, as well as information that he thinks is fresh or knows inside information that others don't know, he will talk to someone he trusts from beginning to end. When you meet such a person, you will get a good opportunity to get information. Although what he wants to say is not necessarily what you want, you should listen to him carefully.

No one wants to chat with a person who is indifferent to his own speech, so you must be very willing to listen to others' words, so that others will think that you are a person who is willing to talk and easy to communicate, and thus willing to provide you with information.

In other words, if you want to master the skills of listening, you must first correct your attitude.

Sometimes, what others say will make you feel uncomfortable or ugly, especially when trying to convince you. Some words will inevitably make you listen a little harsh, but you should pay attention. You have to tell yourself that advice is terrible, and someone who can say these words to you should be happy.

Secondly, knowing how to choose, the narrator may say many things, some useful and useless, some good and some bad, but whatever it is, you should listen carefully. As for what to believe and what to do afterwards, it's your choice.

If you can extract the essence, then this information will be of great benefit to you.

Third, give the other person an appropriate response and let them know that you are listening carefully.

Listening is not just listening. Where you don't understand, when you particularly want to know in detail but the other party doesn't make it clear, you can appropriately say that what you just said is very important. Can you elaborate on it? I don't quite understand this, can you explain it, and so on.

Giving the other person some reaction is actually an encouragement to the other person, making the other person feel that what he said is very important to you, and of course he will say it in more detail.

Fourth, don't let the other person think that you are busy.

Anyone who knows something knows that chatting with each other when they are busy is a waste of their time.

If you are busy when listening to others, you will make the speaker swallow back what he should say.

If you are really busy, you should let the other person get to the point or change the time.

Just like when you tell someone something and see that he is busy, you can make a long story short or talk about it another day.

But sometimes what the other person wants to say is very important to you. Even if you are really busy, show a leisurely expression and let the other person say it, otherwise he won't tell you the information he got in the future.

Fifth, be patient.

Sometimes, others have a lot of complaints and want to vent. At this time, if you have nothing particularly important, you'd better be his audience.

When others vent all their worries, their mood changes from bad to good, and then they become happy, they will regard you as their confidant, and even if you don't do anything for him, he will thank you very much.

Perhaps, you can get a lot of useful information from others.

Besides, listening to people with difficulties with an accepting attitude can help them change their mood more effectively than you can help them in other ways.

This is also active listening in psychology.

If you are a leader, you can actively listen when your subordinates are in trouble, which will make your subordinates feel your concern and make your relationship more harmonious.

As a psychologist said, when a person is full of troubles, what he wants most is the understanding eyes of others and the patience to listen to his nagging, not that it is useless to be angry, something has happened, or some preaching or encouragement that you should believe in yourself and cheer up again.

Just like you want your injured body to get better soon, the newly healed wound will be reopened because of improper methods, and no amount of comfort will have little effect on a heartbroken person.

Only when you make the other person feel that you can fully understand his emotions with empathy can the other person gradually let go.

Don't just look at listening. You should know that listening is also very particular. People who know how to listen will get unexpected information and benefits in the process of listening, while those who don't know how to listen can hardly get all this.

Your friend william durant.

Now I should be sensible. Tell me about it.

Now I should be sensible. Tell me about it.

1. Time tells me that my naivety has passed and I should be sensible now. I used to be cute, too

Second, it's 20xx, time flies, and I'm one year older. It's time to be sensible. Now I want to refuel and achieve my goal at 13. .

Third, it's another year's birthday. How time flies! This year is the animal year. At this age, it is time to be mature and sensible. Some things, some people, have always been in their hearts, never forget, and never give up! Life is too long, you never know what will happen in the future. So cherish everything now. Now, I am very happy, with a warm home, a deeply loved woman and a trustworthy friend, which is enough!

4. In a blink of an eye 17 years have passed. I was young and ignorant when I was a child. Now that I am Muna, I should be sensible. When I start school, I will show you a different me.

Dear girl, in five or six years, you will no longer be that ignorant and carefree girl. You will become a working woman. You must be strong, dare to challenge, and stop being so cowardly. Now you should be sensible. Come on, girl. -This is for me.

Six, people come and go, watching the excitement, everyone has everyone's story, everyone has a different attitude, different life experience, I am an adult, but like a child who will never feel safe, it's time to grow up, it's time to be sensible, now I just want to live my life quietly, without your appearance, I won't bother you, leaving my last self-esteem, good night!

Seven, I want to tell myself, don't be so impulsive in the future, it's time to be sensible, but think about yourself. I'm just a girl under 17 years old. In another 17 years, maybe I will be flattened by society and become another sleek self. At that time, I will envy me more. At least now I'm real. That's good.

Eight, time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed, and it is time to be sensible. Now I just want to live a stable life, I've had enough! Want to live a down-to-earth life. Stable happiness is what I want.

Nine, before everything gets better, there will always be some unhappy days, which may be long or just wake up; The most precious thing is not what I have, but who I am with; Time tells me that I have passed the age of being unreasonable and should be sensible; Although I don't know the future, I will move forward even in the most clumsy way; Meeting you at the most beautiful age is a gift to me now.

Looking at my dad makes me want to cry. There is no one around me who can accompany me now. I don't know who to tell. Dad has worked hard all his life and is now in the hospital. Looking at dad, I feel distressed. Liu should grow up and be sensible.

Eleven, time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed, and now I should be sensible. . Time flies so fast that I can't see the road ahead. My world can't live without you. You are the only one for me.

Today, my mother said that my brother finally knows how to care about others. Yes, he should be sensible. He occupies an irreplaceable position in my heart. Even though he once rebelled and hurt his family, now I have decided to forgive and let go of the past pain. I will help him secretly and give my mother money to buy a house, so that her mother can rest assured. Dear brother, although you are not good at words and have a bad temper, we love and support you. .

Thirteen, now I remind myself almost every day that I am 26 years old. It's time for me to be mature and sensible, and it's time for me to learn the responsibility of a man. But why don't I change a little every day, knowing that I want to be better, but like a waste, no one cares about my ideal, so I gradually become as desolate as a desert.

Fourteen, time tells me that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed, and it is time to be sensible. Now I don't blame anyone, laugh at anyone and envy anyone. The sun is shining, running in the wind and rain, dreaming your own dreams and going your own way. Everything's fine, really. Everything is fine.

Fifteen, today's legal self is 2 1, alas, a lot of old people, it's time to understand! Now I should learn to understand what to do and what not to do; What to think and what not to think. Be yourself and live in the moment!

Sixteen, maternal love and fatherly love are your love that made me who I am now! My mother said I should be sensible. I was in my twenties and didn't think about it. Who is the father working hard for decades? I should know this, and I shouldn't always be angry with him. Today, grandma told me that I shouldn't do this to him. I didn't realize my father's difficulties until now! I will never do anything stupid again. I never think about them after every selfish thing.

Seventeen, now I should be sensible, there is no eternal dependence, only on my own. No matter how good my parents are, they can't stay with me forever. They will have to face everything by themselves one day. Now, what will you do in the future? Tell your family when you are tired from work, but what can you change? Every time I go home for the New Year, my parents will ask me if I am tired from working in the factory. I told them that I am not tired at all, and no matter how tired I choose, I can only swallow my stomach.

My parents are always the best for me. Now I should be sensible. My parents have done a lot of things to make you sad. Sorry, I won't do it again. Thank you for your tolerance and love. I love you.

19. I don't know if this is an impulse or what the reason is, so I made such a decision. I hope I don't regret it, but I also hope I can really exercise a little. Now I should be sensible. I'm not a child anymore, so I can't do whatever I want. Now I should think about the future, not just take one step at a time. This is not what I want, is it? So, please keep a clear head. Get ready, come on! Myself.

Two or three years ago, two years ago, a year ago, up to now, I have grown up and matured bit by bit. It's time to be sensible. I just want to tell myself that I am an adult and there is no reason to play recklessly. I am responsible for myself. Happy birthday

2 1. One is my best brother and the other is a good friend of my hometown. I really think I should be satisfied now. Thank you for enlightening me when I was most helpless and confused, and teaching me how to look at problems correctly, face them and not escape. Don't be childish and be sensible. Thank you. In the future, I will walk steadily step by step, and I will never be as impetuous as before. People who are impatient really can't do anything.

22. This is a new beginning and definitely the end of the past. Thank you for letting me see who will not lie to you and who is sincere to you. It's no use being insincere, it will be exposed one day. I am procrastinating, weak and useless. I don't think anyone will cheat, but a person can change, even though it's just whimsical. That was all in the past. Now I won't be so stupid. I am a sophomore. It's time to be sensible.

Twenty-three, should I be sensible? We can't abandon it anymore. Love really doesn't suit me. Is it? Should I think about the future? What should I be now?

After all the ups and downs, unhappiness and happiness have passed. I am eager for what I am doing now. Now I should be sensible. I'm not a little girl anymore. I have to face more things. I grew up at the age of 19.

Twenty-five, I forgot how long I haven't written. It's not that I don't have an idea, but that I have never felt this way before. Now my heart seems restless. In addition to going to work every day, I just empty my brain and do something meaningless. Some people say it's a waste of life. At this age, I should be sensible and do something meaningful and valuable. I don't know what is meaningful and valuable.

Twenty-six, counting how many things I have done to make my family sad in the past, I really should be sensible now, and forgive me for being bohemian and loving the truth and falsehood of freedom, decadence and bitterness. After listening to all kinds of songs and reading many articles, I realized that family ties are the most precious.

Twenty-seven, pampered since childhood, and entered the society early. In the rebellious period, I chose to run away from home and hurt my family's heart. My family knows how sad it is now. Sometimes I only care about myself and never care about the feelings of my family, especially my grandmother. She loves me the most and cares about me the most. I'm here to say that you have worked hard. Now I should be sensible.

Twenty-eight, I know it will be difficult, but I will try my best to change myself ~ because now I should grow up and be sensible ~ Please supervise me ~

Twenty-nine, idiot, you said I don't care about you. I'm in charge of you now. I'm not qualified to control you. No matter what you do, you must learn self-discipline. You are already twenty, so it's time to be sensible.

Thirty years old, I haven't been back to school for a long time, and I suddenly felt a little reluctant when I left home! When I arrived in Chongqing, my first feeling was very contradictory. I should change my mind now. I'm not a child anymore, be sensible! However, it is really inconvenient to go back to school. I feel that I am going back to the dormitory now, and there may be no one! I don't like the food in the canteen because I have no one to accompany me when I eat.

10 teaches you how to improve your speaking skills, what your speaking skills are and how to master them.

10 teaches you how to improve your speaking skills, what your speaking skills are and how to master them.

1, don't be half-hearted.

I'm not talking about simply putting down your phone, tablet, car keys, or everything in your hand. I mean, live in the moment and enter a state of dialogue.

Don't think about the quarrel with the boss before, and don't think about what to eat for dinner. If you want to stop talking, just stop. Don't put it in Cao Cao's heart.

2. Don't be a good teacher.

If you want to express your opinion and don't want to leave people any chance to respond, argue or refute, then blog. There is a good reason why experts are not allowed to preach in conversation: because it is really boring.

If the other person is conservative, he will hate Obama, food stamps and abortion. If the other party is a liberal, he will hate big banks, oil companies and Dick Cheney. These are completely predictable, and you certainly don't want this.

You need to assume that you can learn something in every communication.

The famous psychotherapist M. scott parker said: True listening needs to put yourself aside; Sometimes, it means putting your personal opinions aside.

Feeling this acceptance, the speaker will become less and less fragile, less and less sensitive, and more and more likely to open his inner world and present it to the listener.

Similarly, suppose you will learn something new in this conversation.

Burnay Yi said: Everyone you meet has something you don't know.

Let me repeat: everyone is an expert in a certain field. A threesome needs a teacher )

Step 3 Use open-ended questions

In this regard, please refer to the way reporters ask questions: who, what, when, where, why or how to start asking questions.

If you ask a complicated question, you will usually get a simple answer.

If I ask you: Are you afraid? You will respond to the most powerful word in that sentence: fear, and the answer is yes or no.

Are you angry?

Yes, I am very angry.

Let the other person describe it. The other person is the one who knows the situation.

Try asking the other person this question: What is it like? How do you feel?

Because in that case, the other person may need to stop and think about it, and you will get a more interesting answer.

4. Express your immediate thoughts naturally.

In other words, ideas will naturally flow into your mind and you need to express them.

We often hear guests talk for a few minutes in interviews, and then the host turns to ask questions. This question seems to come from nowhere, or it has already been answered. This shows that the host may not have been listening two minutes ago, because he thought of this witty question, so he kept thinking about asking it.

We will do the same. When we are sitting and talking to someone, we may suddenly remember our meeting with Hugh Jackman in the coffee shop, and then we will stop listening. Stories and ideas will always come to you. Even if you can't stop them, don't let them stay in your mind for too long. Ask them out.

5. Knowing means knowing, and not knowing means not knowing.

People on radio programs, especially those on National Public Radio (NpR), are well aware that their conversations will be broadcast. Therefore, they will be more careful about their self-proclaimed majors and what they say.

Learn to do this: be careful what you say and do.

Conversation should be a responsible behavior.

6. Don't compare your experience with others.

If the other person says he lost his family, don't start talking about losing his family; If the other person is talking about work troubles, don't tell them how much you hate your job.

This is different and can never be the same.

Any experience is unique.

More importantly, it has nothing to do with you.

You don't need to prove how capable you are at the moment, or how much pain you have suffered.

Someone once asked Stephen Hawking what his IQ was. He replied, I don't know. People who brag about IQ are diaosi.

Conversation is not used to sell yourself.

7. Try not to repeat your point of view.

This is very aggressive and boring, but it is easy for us to do it, especially when we communicate at work or talk to children.

We want to make a point, so we have been saying it in different ways. Let's go

8. Don't dwell on details.

To put it bluntly, no one cares about those years, names and dates. No one will care about the details you try to recall in your mind.

They care about you, and the other person cares about who you are and what you have in common.

So forget the details. Leave them alone.

9. Listen carefully

This is not the last one, but it is the most important one. I can't tell you how many important people have said that listening is probably the most important and the first skill you should improve.

Buddha said: If you don't stop talking, you will learn nothing. Johncalvin coolidge once said: No one has ever been fired for listening too much.

Why don't we listen to each other?

First of all, we prefer to say. When I speak, everything is under my control. I don't have to listen to what I'm not interested in. I am the focus, and I can strengthen my sense of identity.

But there is another reason: we will be disturbed. People can speak 225 words per minute on average, but they can listen to 500 words per minute. So our brains are occupied by another 275 words.

I know it's tiring, so I really need to pay attention to others. But if you don't do this, you can't talk. You're just two people yelling at each other in the same place.

You must listen to each other.

Stephen Covey has a wonderful exposition of this. He said: most of us don't listen to understand. We listen to the response.

10, concise and to the point

Good conversation is like a miniskirt just right: short enough to attract people; And long enough to go around the key point of my sister's metaphor.

These are all condensed into the same concept: being interested in others.

I grew up with a famous grandfather, and there were a constant stream of guests at home. Visitors will come to chat with my grandparents. After those people leave, my mother will come to us and say, do you know who that is? She is the runner-up of Miss America, he is the mayor of Sacramento, she won the Pulitzer Prize, and he is a Russian ballet dancer.

In the process of growing up, I learned that everyone has something unknown.

Seriously, I think all this makes me a better host.

I try to talk as little as possible, but I keep an open mind and am always ready for surprises. I am never disappointed.

You can also go out and talk to others and listen to their opinions.

The most important thing is: be prepared to be surprised.