Legend of the pig

In Er Ya Shi Beast, the pig is explained like this: "Hey, the pig is also. Its son is called dolphin. One year old. " So, pigs, dolphins and raccoons are all pigs.

Since ancient times, pigs have always played an important role in China's family. In the "home" of Chinese characters in China, which is famous for its hieroglyphics, the "tapir" under its cover represents the image of a pig. It can be seen that in the minds of China people in the past, there was no home without pigs. In the old society, begging for a wife, marrying a daughter-in-law and raising pigs at home were one of the important weights of love.

In addition, the Chinese character "tomb" means tomb. According to hieroglyphics, it is like this: people without pigs can't leave this world with peace of mind, or it is difficult to build a tomb.

Pigs are not only the main livestock in farming culture, but also people in China often regard pigs as their own conditions. The pig in the zodiac is an example.

On the one hand, China people can't live without pigs, on the other hand, they are extremely disgusted with pigs. For example, swearing is often compared with pigs: "You are too lazy to look like a pig", "stupid like a pig", "groggy like a pig" and "dirty like a pig".

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After years of research, foreign scientists have found that pigs can also cry.

Pigs will not only cry, but also laugh, be happy, be sad, be sad and be miserable ... that is to say, pigs, like people, have secular desires.

Scientists also found that if a pig is isolated and not allowed to play with other pigs, it will feel depressed, lonely and depressed. If the pig lacks care, it will not only be lonely and depressed, but also decline in health, easily get sick and even die of depression in loneliness.

Therefore, according to this scientific research achievement, the European Union has now formulated a humanized pig raising plan, stipulating that it is illegal to raise pigs in pigsty until 20 12 years ago, and then pigs can only be raised by grazing, just like grazing cattle and sheep in the wild now.

In this respect, the Germans have taken the lead. The German government requires breeders to have at least 20 seconds of contact with each pig every day to eliminate their loneliness, depression and loneliness, and give pigs two or three kinds of toys to play with to prevent them from quarreling or fighting in boredom.

From this perspective, pigs in the EU are happier than those in China. Once domestic pigs know this news, I wonder if they also have the idea of immigrating to the EU?

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In danjiangkou city, a farmer named Daidai got a lot of distiller's grains, thinking that distiller's grains were also food, but it was a pity to abandon them and feed them to pigs. Because of the strong smell of wine, the two pigs loved it very much, and soon they ate up a big barrel of distiller's grains.

Two pigs got drunk after eating distiller's grains. First, I fell down, and then I kept moaning, just like a drunk talking nonsense. When Dai saw it, he was both happy and happy, so he let his wife appreciate the drunk pig. The wife said, "I'm tired of watching you drunk, and I'm still watching drunk pigs!" " "

So the two pigs fell down, whined for a while, and then fell to the ground to sleep. Seeing that the pig was asleep, the couple also went back to their rooms to sleep. When feeding the pig the next day, the couple found that the pig was drunk and stiff.

Seeing that the pig was drunk, the wife was very distressed and said to her husband, "It's not a pity that you are drunk. It's a pity that our pig is drunk! " "

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In Sansheng Village, Mailiao Township, Yunlin County, Taiwan, a strange thing happened: pigs killed people.

The victim who was bitten by a pig was an old man named Xu Hu. When Xu's wife found out that her husband had been bitten by a pig, she immediately reported it to the police. So, the police rushed to the crime scene overnight and solved the murder case of the pig biting.

After many investigations, the police found out that the pig that killed Xu Laohan was a boar and was in estrus. Before the incident, the boar fell in love with a sow. Just when two pigs were madly in love, Xu Laohan insisted on "playing mandarin ducks". In a rage, the second pig killed Xu Laohan alive.

What makes it difficult for the police to deal with is that pigs kill people, but they cannot be classified as murderers, and it is not easy to catch pigs. Therefore, local farmers were warned very seriously, saying, "When pigs are in estrus, it is strictly forbidden to' stick mandarin ducks' again, otherwise the consequences will be at your own risk."

When seeing off Xu Laohan, the villagers were embarrassed to tell the cause of his death in the eulogy. They just said in general and vague terms, "I died of housework at the age of 69."

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One morning in July 2003, in a village in Germany, a very strong pig suddenly rushed into the cowshed and chased a cow everywhere. Because the pig used too much force, the cow was beaten to death by it. In addition, this pig bit another cow black and blue.

When the villagers saw it, no one dared to catch the mad pig, so they called the police for help. After the police arrived at the scene, after an emergency investigation, they said, "So fierce, there may be rabies."

Pigs have rabies, of course we should catch them. However, to the annoyance of the police, the pig killed the cow and ran away. The pig with rabies escaped, which is of course a big deal. We must seize it, or the consequences will be unimaginable.

In order to catch the pig, the police joined the war and dispatched helicopters to find its whereabouts. On the ground, a large number of policemen armed with live ammunition, under the command of helicopters, are chasing and intercepting pigs. In this case, where is catching pigs? It's like a terrorist trying to encircle bin Laden and others.

After tossing for a long time, the police finally found it in the ground. Then, the air and the ground fired together, and in a flash, the gunfire was loud in the field and bullets flew about. Of course, the pig was killed by the police.

A pig can make the police so angry. It seems that this life has not been in vain.

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Two years ago, in Deyang, Sichuan, a pig-raising lawsuit was heard. When the court tried this pig lawsuit, it was as solemn and sacred as trying a human case.

The plaintiff bought a breeding pig from the defendant. Because he can't have children, he first asked for a replacement and then asked for a return. When everything is unsatisfactory, the two sides go to court. In the complaint, the plaintiff asked the defendant to compensate for the economic loss for three years, and according to the principle of "the chicken lays the egg and the egg hatches the chicken", the plaintiff compensated 30 thousand yuan.

In the court debate, the plaintiff described the reasons why breeding pigs were infertile in every way, accusing the defendant of not talking about business reputation and morality. In response to the plaintiff, the defendant said how he knew that pigs were infertile, and accused the plaintiff of being stupid and not knowing to give pigs Viagra, saying that pigs can have children if they eat Viagra. As a result, the two sides came and went in court and argued endlessly.

Finally, after careful investigation and discussion by the collegiate bench, the court made a ruling: "The defendant was sentenced to replace the plaintiff with a breeding pig that can only reproduce, and compensated the plaintiff for economic losses of 5,000 yuan."

This case of pig infertility ended in this way, but all kinds of jokes about this pig lawsuit are all over the city, and people still talk about it.

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In this world, Denmark is a country that attaches great importance to pig rights. Because they have formulated many preferential policies for pigs, the most interesting of which is that pigs must take a bath.

It was the Danish Parliament that made this provision, which was passed by 56 votes to 44 votes. The law stipulates that pig farmers in this country must bathe their pigs, or they will be punished by law.

After the promulgation of this law, the scene of installing showers for pigs can be seen everywhere in Denmark. Everyone is very serious and willing to invest.

The Danish parliament enacted this law to prevent pigs in pigsty from fighting because of the hot weather in summer, because pigs can't sweat through their skin to dissipate heat.

This Danish law really respects pigs. I wonder how those migrant workers in China who can't take a bath will feel after reading this news?

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In France, there is an old porn star who is called "sexy kitten". Her name is Bridget Badu. After a rest, the "sexy kitten" was bored and devoted herself to animal protection all day. Celebrities, after success, should show their charity and kindness more.

One day, "sexy kitten" found that many pig suppliers were not only cruelly locked in a small trunk, but also had no water to drink and nothing to eat when transporting pigs to slaughterhouses for slaughter. Because the carriage is too crowded, pigs can't walk around or lie down and sleep at any time. This scene reminds the "sexy kitten" of a prison car full of Jews.

This incident made the "sexy kitten" very angry and gathered many people to hold a parade for the rights and interests of pigs to protest against the various abuses of pigs by pig dealers. Their demands are: "Give the pigs food and drink, and give them a good place to walk and rest."

The "sexy kitten" and her companions believe that even if they are going to be slaughtered in the end, they should enjoy the "last supper of the condemned man" before the slaughter, because no one has the right to deprive them of their natural pig rights.

What is the final reaction of pig vendors to the appeal of "sexy kitten" is unknown. However, the move of "sexy kitten" to fight for pig rights is really touching.

I think, if "sexy kitten" comes to China and sees those pigs being flooded, what kind of appeal should she have?

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Hollywood stars, in the eyes of China people, especially those fans, are very sacred, as sacred as their parents. Because they are Hollywood stars, not stars like Baihua and Golden Rooster.

Hollywood stars always have many eccentricities. For example, George Clooney, known as the "golden bachelor", is fond of raising white pigs.

Little white pig is George Clooney's favorite pet. When he is not filming, he will dress it up beautifully and always take this "love pig" for a walk, dinner or meeting guests. When he sleeps at night, he will let the little white pig go to bed and sleep with him, just like doting on a little lover.

After the news that George Clooney loves pigs spread, those young female fans were very jealous of Little White Pig. In this regard, some admirers publicly expressed that they would rather be a little white pig and accompany Clooney to bed every day.

Now some domestic stars have been dragged out of their surnames, but they are still much worse than Clooney. When China stars pet pigs, they may go to Hollywood.

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At this point, through the efforts of all parties, pigs, a humble animal, began to get rid of meanness and become noble.

In order to cater to the rising status of pigs, someone specially wrote a song for pigs, called "Song of Pigs".

I've heard this song, which is lively in rhythm, appropriate in meaning and of course humorous. Here's the thing-

Pig! You have two holes in your nose. You have a runny nose when you have a cold, Niu Niu.

Pig! Your eyes are black, so you can't see the edge when you look at them.

Pig! Your ears are so big that you can't hear me say you are stupid.

Pig! Your tail is curly and curly. Without it, you can't run or jump.

Pig head, pig brain, pig body and pig tail, a good doll who is never picky about food,

Sleep after three strokes in the sun every day, never brush your teeth, never fight.

Pig! Your belly is bulging, and you can't stand the hardships of life at first sight.

Pig! Your skin is so white, you must have invested in a rich family in your last life.

Legend has it that your ancestors rake eight times, and the fortune teller said that they hit a peach blossom.

Laugh when you see a beautiful girl, without blushing or being afraid.

Ahem, you miss her very much!

This song was written by China people. It's just a verbal description, of course. Compared with foreign countries, China people care about pigs only verbally or on paper.

It is reported that there is a pig club in Germany, which is planning a large-scale "pig rights parade". This activity should not only promote the concept of not eating pork, but also strive for more rights for pigs, such as allowing pigs to enter and leave public places at will.