Why doesn't Pan Qiaoyun like Heroes on Earth?

There are many heroes in Liangshan, such as Song Jiang, Lu Junyi and Yang Xiong. According to the logic that general beauties love heroes, these characters are favored by many girls in Water Margin. Unfortunately, there is no Liangshan Mountain. Although these people are quite famous in the Jianghu, their women are out of line. Yan Poxi of Sung River wanted to report the collusion between Sung River and Classical to the government, while women in Lu Junyi wanted to be with Gu Li, the housekeeper, at the cost of planting her husband and even depriving him of his life. Some people may say: the most poisonous woman's heart.

From this perspective, Pan Qiaoyun, a woman from Yang Xiong, is a very smart and serious cheating woman who knows how to be warm and cold. Her business is just a secret job, carried out quietly. My heart is full of thoughts about my husband. She doesn't want to hurt her husband in her heart.

First, people who steal things are monks, and monks don't rob their husbands of their wives. Pei Ruhai is an emotional monk. The sea monk invited, "Master Gan and Sister Xian went to the little monk's room to worship tea." As soon as I was invited, I took the woman to the depths of the monk's room. Everything was prepared in advance, and I shouted, "Brother Shi, bring tea." I saw two waiters holding out tea, and there was a scarlet saucer in a white ingot lamp, which was definitely the first-class tea. After eating, put down the light. "Xianmei, please sit inside." He was led to a small pavilion, where the piano was light and dark, and several famous paintings and calligraphy were arranged, and a furnace of wonderful incense was burning on the small table. Pan Gong and his daughter sat together, the monk sat opposite each other, and Ying Er stood aside. The woman said, "Brother, this is a good place to become a monk, quiet and happy."

Second, the time to steal a man is late at night, which is different from the open fire of Pan Jinlian's Ximen Qing in broad daylight. Pan Qiaoyun still has some taboos. The woman said, "Don't panic, I've already thought of a dispute. My husband has to stay in prison for 20 days every month, so I bought a welcome and taught him to wait at the back door every day. If in the evening, when the husband is not at home, he will take out an incense table and burn Ye Xiang as the number, so that you can rest assured to come in. If you are afraid that Wu Geng will fall asleep, but you find a monk who announces the dawn, buy him off at the back door, knock on wooden fish and recite Buddha aloud, then you can go out easily. If you can buy this, you must look outside, and the other is not to let you lose your mind. "

Third, stealing a man and choosing a man to go out to work, that is, the husband works overtime to provide convenience for Pei Ruhai in Pan Qiaoyun. Yang Xiong should be in prison today. Before it's too late, he packed his bed and went to prison for the night. This Yinger got something, and she arranged a delicious meal before it was too late. At dusk, she was outside the back door, but the woman was waiting by. On the left of the first watchman, a man wearing a headscarf came in and asked Yinger, "Who is it?" The man refused, so he took off his turban and showed his head. When the woman saw that it was a sea monk nearby, she gently scolded, "The thief is bald, but he is knowledgeable." Two went upstairs. Yinger walked past the incense table, closed the back door and went to bed by herself. Since ancient times, there has been a saying, "Don't say that the night is too short to break up, as long as the golden rooster announces the dawn at night." As soon as they slept, they suddenly heard the murmur of wooden fish and the sound of chanting loudly. Monks and women were startled in their dreams. Sea? Li put on his clothes and said, "I'll go, too." Let's meet again tonight. "

So why did Pan Qiaoyun put a hero like Yang Xiong aside and like Pei Ruhai?

Again: listen to me, big officer, but the word' get light' is the most difficult, and you get five things. First, Pan An's appearance, second, donkey's goods, third, Deng Tong's wealth, fourth, smallness, we must be patient, fifth, we must have leisure time. It means "Pan", that is, Pan An, a handsome man in ancient times. "Donkey" refers to the only "strength" of donkeys, that is, male primary sexual characteristics. "Deng" is from the Western Han Dynasty. One day, this fellow told Jingdi, and the fortune teller told him that he would die of poverty in his life. Jingdi asked him to "cast all the money in the world", that is, the governor of China Bank in the Western Han Dynasty, so he became a man with more money than Tao Zhugong. "Small" is perverse, that is to say, to please a woman like Jia Baoyu, she must at least have a good temper and strong fighting ability, and also play the role of masochist in domestic violence. "Leisure" is leisure time. Picking up girls requires not only money, but also time. These monks all have them, but it's a pity that Yang Xiong is so busy every day that he doesn't even have time to spend the evening with his wife, which gives the monks an opportunity.