What is the script of Six Funny Sketches suitable for students?

The six-person comic sketch script suitable for students is "Looking for Eight Rings".

Members: Wukong (one person), Wukong (one person), Li Yao (one person), Bodhisattva (one person) and Boy (two people).

"Bajie, Bajie, not bad-hearted, silly and lovely."

Friar Sand: Master, why didn't the second brother come back when he was swollen? I'm so hungry that my chest sticks to my back.

Tang Priest: Wukong, so is being a teacher.

Friar Sand: Big Brother.

Wukong: Don't ask me, I'm just a legend.

Tang Priest: Wukong, don't be cool, because the teacher is a monk riding a white horse.

Friar Sand: Brother, Master is right.

Wukong: Hum, isn't that idiot stealing vegetables halfway and can't come back to explain?

Friar Sand: Master, Big Brother is right. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, my God, which fairy sister gave me this tone.

Tang Priest: Wukong, Wukong, it's embarrassing, and you don't like it. What is our team spirit?

Wukong Wukong: Perfect.

Li Yao: I'm the Monkey King, and the Monkey King is me. La la la.

Wukong: How dare you? How dare you pretend to be my grandson?

Li Yao: Wow, so you are the Monkey King. Come on, come on, sign my name and take a picture.

Wukong: Bold little demon, don't give your name, look for a fight.

Li Yao: No, no, no, I said I said I came from 2 1 century. My name is Li Xingjian. I am seventeen years old. I live in Xiangyang community. I am currently the Minister of Health in Class 3, Grade 1, Senior High School. Crossing and conquering everything. Oh, nian!

Wukong: How dare you pretend to be the grandson of my apprentice? Let's fight!

Li Yao: Don't ... I was entrusted to send you a letter. My sister is a white-collar worker, a backbone and an elite. She said she had a fat pig. If she wants to save the fat pig, she will send Tang Priest.

Wukong: What is white, bony and delicate? You said shrimp.

Liyao: Yes, yes, that's her. She claimed that everything she met would sink to the bottom of the water. When the geese meet her, they will fall to death. When the moon meets her, they all run away. When the flower meets her withered sister, ah, white!

Tang Priest: Wukong, you'd better take me! Teachers should set an example for you.

Wukong: No, Master, our team spirit is unity. Don't you want us to remember it like 123?

Friar Sand: Master, Big Brother is right.

Li Yao: Tang Priest, you can't go. If you go, you will become a white KFC.

Friar Sand: Besides, my brother and I are both people of status. You were eaten for nothing, so how can I hang out with my brother in the entertainment circle?

Li Yao: Yes, yes, I don't agree either. I have an identity, too Where's the ID card I just got before crossing the street?

Tang Priest: But what does Wu Can do? Wuneng, I'm sorry. You can't do anything for the teacher.

Wukong: Don't worry, Master. Let my grandson explore the wind. If peaceful diplomacy can't be solved, we must "gang up and attack", and my grandson will go!

Li Yao: Tang Priest, why do you want to go to the Western Heaven for Buddhist scriptures? You are a monk. Why don't you stay in the temple honestly?

Friar Sand: Master wants to get the true scriptures and bless the people of Li.

Tang Priest: No, no, no, you've heard the song "The Buddha talks a lot, and people have too many feelings in their lives ..." Of course, this is another story. The poor monk just wants to get the true scriptures, educate the people in the Tang Dynasty to spread the truth, goodness and beauty, and educate them to come through thick and thin, Amitabha, be merciful!

Friar Sand: Wow, Master's mind is so broad and lovely!

Liyao: Wow, I'm dizzy. Do you want to build a harmonious society again? It turns out that Tang Priest's mouth is not honey, but sucrose!

Wukong: Master, I'm coming.

Tang Priest: Wukong, did you find it in the cave?

Wukong: Master, nobody. You can't even find a demon in that bone hole. According to Lu, they took the "Long March" six months ago.

Tang Priest: Where did Bajie go? My understanding. Oh, Bajie doesn't go to the Long March with them. Go get it back. (Leaving and coming back) Well, I forgot a question. What is the route of the Long March?

Bodhisattva arrives

Bodhisattva: Tang Priest, Bajie left you because of your improper teaching methods.

Tang Priest: Disciple is wrong, Master Guanyin. What should I do?

Bodhisattva: Get him back with love and heart. Bajie is heading west now, so I'm afraid he's gone to Tathagata. I can only tell you this. The rest is up to you.

Li Yao: No, alas, how can I go? How should I go home?

Tang Priest: Wukong is enlightened, and set out to find Bajie at once!

Wukong: Master, I'm going to explore the front first. Brother Sha, you and my apprentice follow the master.

Friar Sand: No problem!

Friar Sand: Master, why are you in such a hurry?

Tang Priest: If you say you are a fool and don't believe me, then don't chase me in a hurry. If he sues me at Tathagata and punishes me for standing on the platform, my reputation will be ruined.

Friar Sand: Oh.

Liyao: I'm speechless. It turned out to be Tang Priest. If Pig Bajie can go to Tathagata, do you need him to learn from it? By the way, pay attention to hygiene. Don't forget that the seven groups should do their duty when crossing! Hey, wait for me.

"Dare to ask where the road is ..."