A humorous joke that amuses her boyfriend after two lovers quarrel.

Sentences that can make your boyfriend happy

1. There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said to be a big pig constellation. There will be a big pig falling from the sky, but I want to sleep! This is good for you. There are so many people watching you fly. Have fun! Fly well!

2. At the party last night, a beautiful woman introduced herself as Shang Xuan: "There is a car on the left and a clean one on the right." For an instant, I seemed to realize something and immediately invited, "I'll drive you back later ..."

I can't eat in the morning because I miss you. I can't eat at noon because I miss you more. I can't eat at night because I miss you crazily. I can't sleep at night because I am hungry.

Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, a day with you is a beautiful day. Happy new year, baby!

5. Summer is really nice. Get up in the morning and take a bath; Wake up after a nap and take a bath; Go home from work and take a bath; After dinner, take a bath; Take a bath before going to bed at night; Wake up in the middle of the night and take a bath; If I didn't reply to your message, I might be taking a shower. I missed your call. I may be taking a shower.

6. Eat fish at noon. My daughter ate two small pieces, then refused to eat and shook her head. I said your head shook like a rattle. She suddenly stopped shaking her head, nodded, nodded and moved, and asked me: Is this like a wavy line?

7, single woman, the body is not very good, often catch a cold, love to watch some bitter movies. After reading it, she sighed and wept alone, which was very depressing. Later, someone advised me to strengthen physical exercise and watch comedies and jokes. When you are in a good mood and your body is better, you will naturally not catch a cold. One night, as soon as she fell asleep, she heard a sigh coming from the living room ... "Alas, there has been a lack of cigarettes recently ..." The drawer in the living room sighed.

8. There is a 40-year-old girl who looks good, has a job and a stable income. One day Xiao Ming asked her, why don't you get married when the conditions are so good? The girl replied, I was on the track and field team when I was a child. I was injured once and left a scar on my foot. Xiao Ming asked: There is a scar on the soles of your feet. What does it have to do with whether you are married or not? The girl replied: Yes! What do you care if I get married or not?

Make your girlfriend happy: Mrs. Mary was taken to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked, "Mrs. Mary?" Yes, you used to be a teacher in Xicheng primary school? Yes, how do you know? The judge smiled. I am your student. Mrs Mary smiled and relaxed. The judge went on to say, I have been waiting for this day for more than 20 years, and now I punish you for copying it 1000 times. "I made a mistake when I ran the red light. I won't do it again."

10. Today, I was driving on the toll road. The car broke down near the toll booth. I had to wait in the smoking carriage, crying and watching other cars whizzing by. Until a patrolman came and helped me push the car through the toll booth. The woman at the toll booth told me that she sympathized with me, but she still charged me 3 yuan.