Who has eighteen funny plays for me?

Niu Hao guarded Hulao Pass,

Named Mu Guiying after his wife,

Give birth to a magnolia,

Jiang Ziya had him hired,

A matchmaker, Pan Jinlian,

Zhang De set off firecrackers,

Ma Wu and the sedan chair moved their relatives,

The new son-in-law Guan Gong got off the sedan chair,

Here comes a guest, Zhang Dingbian.

Wu Dalang saw to let,

Let Xue Dingshan, the champion of Dragon and Tiger, play,

The sedan chair was originally Meng Jiangnv,

Get off the sedan chair and become Qin Xianglian,

Zhuge Liang worships heaven and earth,

Lv Dongbin went to the bridal chamber to sleep,

Han Xiangzi raised Luo Wei to watch,

Oh, no

Into the white snake and Xu Xian,

Give birth to a son Bao,

Pig shut the door happily,

Veteran Yang saw him angry,

Pointing at Han Xin and cursing Tang Gaozu,

You shouldn't have sent someone to find the Monkey King,

Take my wife Wu Zetian for example.

Qin and Han Dynasties, the Tang, Song and Yuan Dynasties I sang,

Don't touch eight if you don't even connect seven.

It's called eighteen when it's named. When I say trick,

Listen, grandpa, I didn't sing it all.