What's the difference between southerners and northerners?

The difference between northerners and southerners: northerners love to talk, while southerners love to talk. So northerners talk a lot, foaming at the mouth. Southerners are wealthy businessmen, good at tax evasion and hard to prevent. Northerners value feelings, while southerners value interests more. Northerners can run back thousands of miles for their wives, and southerners can leave home thousands of miles for money. Northerners will praise their daughter-in-law to his colleagues: my daughter-in-law, she has always been good to me! ! ! Southerners will secretly tell their wives: my leader is really a cheapskate, annoying! ! ! Northerners are more romantic, while southerners are more pragmatic. A little girl in the north will introduce herself like this: 18-year-old girl likes painting, listening to songs, surfing the Internet and making friends. Willing to make friends with boys and girls all over the world. Boys in the south will say: I 18 years old, I can draw, I can do carpentry, I am hardworking and smart. Please contact me in time if any customer is willing to hire me. Northerners always look on the bright side. When they see ducks, they will say that they can become swans in the future! Southerners, on the other hand, always consider problems from the worst angle. When they see a peacock, they will say, it's better to lose a chicken than a feather! Northerners call people casual and informal. For example, brothers, teachers, brothers and iron children. Southerners are very formal Whether you are eighteen or eighty, they always call you Mr or miss. Northerners curse people for being immoral, scum and inferior, starting with people's moral quality. Southerners, on the other hand, like to curse the poor, the red man and the little beggar from their economic status. So northerners value morality, while southerners value money. Northerners like to treat guests, so they always find some friends to go to restaurants. Even if you eat pickles and porridge, it will be windy in the northwest next month, and you can't lose face. Southerners advocate AA system, that is, two people divide a bowl of noodles into two pieces of nine, and everyone has to pay one piece of five. Buy a piece of candy with a dime change, and everyone bites half. Northerners like to eat big pot rice, and one dish is enough for a family to eat for three days. Southerners eat more than a dozen dishes, one of which is four peanuts. Northerners are the most selfless. When I talk to others about my parents, they are all my parents. Southerners are the most indiscriminate Why must your parents blame me? Do you want me to pay alimony? Don't do this! The daughter-in-law in the north is called the parents of her in-laws, just after her son. Daughters-in-law in the south call their parents grandparents, named after their grandchildren. Younger than northerners. Northern girls meet each other's fathers on blind dates, because Lao Tzu's heroic sons are basically heroes. And the boys in the south go to their girlfriends to meet each other's mothers. Because the mother is fooling around with her daughter, it's basically quite tangled. Northerners always think XXX is not as good as me. Southerners always think, I want to surpass one person! It seems that northerners are more comfortable and happier, while southerners are struggling. Northerners always say that southerners are full of bird talk and can't understand anything! Southerners look down on northerners who eat everything raw and are not afraid of bugs. Northerners are afraid of doing business in the south and being cheated, while Renye Fang people are afraid of developing in the north and being beaten. 2009-06-02 0 1:3 1 Differences between southerners and northerners The differences in geography and climate have created differences between northerners and southerners in personality, behavior and way of thinking. Southerners are more natural and northerners are more social; Southerners are smart and northerners are simple and honest; Southerners are cunning and narrow, while northerners are generous and generous; Southerners have small bellies, while northerners love fighting. In short, it is not good, but it has some advantages. Southerners have grievances and quarrels, and sometimes they don't, so a little resentment gradually turns into a big contradiction, which may have hurt both sides for a long time until it must be resolved. Northerners are different. As long as you don't use a knife, the bench will swing up and a head will be broken, and the problem will be solved. After dressing the head in the hospital, the two brothers found a small restaurant, ordered a bottle of spirits, talked a few words and became bosom friends from then on. Northerners love loyalty. What is important is that loyalty comes first and right and wrong comes second. If someone offends my brother, I will stand up. Even if you are actually wrong, you will always knock that person down and apologize for your mistake. This is also the uncivilized performance of northerners. Southerners, on the other hand, always stress right and wrong and obey the law. In their eyes, loyalty seems to be lighter. Southerners are more open-minded, probably because their market awareness and institutional awareness are more developed. They emphasize competition, operation and money. Southern women are gentle and lovely, mostly noble and aloof, but also lazy and gentle. They are really extinguishing some kind of enthusiasm and passion, while northern women are endowed with unrestrained, passionate and straightforward personality. Northern women are women who help men win the country on the road of blue light. The report supplemented the respondents' 2009-06-20 1: 32 differences between southerners and northerners1. Food is the most important thing for people. No matter which country or nationality, food is indispensable. Food is the most basic human need. Let's start with diet. Southerners love rice, while northerners love pasta. This is common sense that everyone knows. We Guilin people have the habit of eating rice noodles. I usually have rice noodles for breakfast and rice for lunch and dinner. Although I was born and raised in the south, influenced by my family, I like to eat pasta since I was a child. I also like jiaozi, noodles and bread. I believe many northern friends also like to eat the pasta I mentioned above. Hehe ~ 2. Southern women are small and exquisite, while northern women are tall and peach. Southern girls are generally lower in height than northern girls. Take Guilin as an example, the height below 150cm is considered short; 150- 158cm medium, 158- 165cm medium, and girls of this height account for at least 50%. I also belong to this type of girl. /kloc-above 0/65 cm is very high in our south. Go to the street if you don't believe me. There are not many girls so tall here. Even if it appears occasionally, it is very conspicuous. Girls with a height of 170cm or more will turn their heads when walking in the street, which is very eye-catching. Standard model height, suitable for southern women. Northern women are different. Northern women, especially those representing the Northeast, are much taller. 160cm below the north is short; 165cm is only in the middle level. The 165 cm of northern women is only equivalent to that of southern women. Northern women are at least 5- 10 cm taller than southern women. The height of 170cm is higher in the north. 175cm is the standard model height. The southern model only needs more than 170cm. It must be shorter in the north. 3. Southern men have good facial features, while northern men are tall and strong. Southern men are gentle, gentle and considerate. Northern men are cool and strong-willed. Jimmy Lin, a famous movie star, is a typical southern man. Short stature, fine features, gentleness and elegance. Shao Bing is the first representative of northern men. Tall, strong, burly, strong and full of masculinity. Although I am a southern woman, I have to say that northern men are more masculine than southern men to some extent. I'm just saying objectively, not that southern men are inferior to northern men, but these are two different things. Of course, this is only my personal opinion, and it does not represent the views of all southern girls. Some southern girls just like handsome and gentle boys. Supplementary Respondents to the Report 2009-06-02 0 1:33 4. Southerners are afraid of heat, while northerners are afraid of cold. Most people think that northerners are not afraid of cold, but this is actually a misunderstanding. Winter in the north is particularly cold, even indoors, it is MINUS ten degrees. People can't stand it without heating. Northerners spend most of their time indoors in winter and seldom go out. Enjoy comfortable heating all year round, while southerners will not turn on the heating in winter no matter how cold it is. So southerners are more hardy than northerners. But southerners are more afraid of heat than northerners. The hottest time in the north is hotter than that in the south, but the time is short. Summer in the south is very long. After May 11th in the south, the temperature rose rapidly. As soon as we go out, the sun is unbearable, and ordinary people can't stand not playing with a sun umbrella. Many people turned on the air conditioner in early May, and it was not until early September that they gradually used it less. So is my family, and so are my neighbors, friends and classmates. I'm just talking about cities. Many families in rural areas can't afford to buy air conditioners because of financial constraints, so they can only blow electric fans on hot days. As we all know, the wind of electric fans is far less comfortable than that of air conditioners, and it is difficult to really cool down in hot summer. It is conceivable that the life of those poor farmers is so difficult!