A brief introduction to dialects all over the country?

China has a long history of 5,000 years, the same culture, a vast territory and abundant resources, and has nurtured generations of Chinese sons and daughters. However, due to the vast territory, all localities have their own customs and habits, and the language is also rich and colorful. Because their dialects are different, they have a unified Mandarin. Although the whole country is divided into provinces, municipalities and autonomous regions with different styles, one thing is the profoundness of China's culture, which combines local cultural customs and changes constantly, and the flow of people brings about language exchange. Although the east, the west, the north and the south are far apart and the languages have been interconnected to a great extent, they still have their own characteristics. The local dialects at the border between provinces are generally the same, so the differences between counties and towns in the province are even smaller, and people in different parts of the same province can still understand what they are saying. There is a good saying that I just don't know how to sing. . But when the geographical distance is too far apart, it is not easy to understand what the other party is saying. Beijing dialect can be said to be pure mandarin, but I prefer the latter to northeastern mandarin. It is simple and humorous and has a strong and essential flavor. I don't know if this description is correct, and please don't mind my friends in the northeast. As for Cantonese, commonly known as Hundred Dialects, I don't understand it. Although it is the most popular dialect at present, Cantonese is distributed in parts of Guangdong Province, Hong Kong and Guangxi. If you must rank, Cantonese should also be the first spear. Because I always can't tell whether it's Qing or Qin, whether it's Niu or Liu. Speaking of north and south, I'm a southerner myself. However, Mandarin spoken in the south always feels vague, and what spoken in the north always makes people particularly relaxed! ：

I have a friend from Zhejiang who lives at the southernmost tip of China. He doesn't understand dialects at all. Of course, my pronunciation is not clear, so it takes a long time to type Chinese characters in pinyin! ! ：

I hope you don't mind my nonsense. This is my personal opinion. It has nothing to do with regional chaos. I hope everyone can brainstorm. You can pat the brick, of course, people who swear will be attacked by themselves, which is internal and reactive! In fact, 500 words are hard to put together. My real purpose is to invite you to speak your own dialect here, share the essence of your language and entertain the public! ! ! It's hard to send a post! !

Here, I have collected the characteristics of local languages for your reference:

There are eight dialects in China (a new language called Pinghua, mainly distributed in Guangxi). Some people also divide Chinese dialects into nine dialects and ten dialects. In fact, the "Eight Dialects", "Nine Dialects" and even "Ten Dialects" we are talking about are only Han dialects in China. If minority languages are added, Chinese dialects can be drawn more and more carefully?

1, Beijing language family, using area: Beijing and its vicinity. Very easy to understand. Communication is universal, and it is closest to Mandarin. Representative: Beijing.

2. Northeast language family, using areas: three northeastern provinces and northeastern Inner Mongolia. Very easy to understand. Much like Mandarin. Representative: Shenyang.

3. North China language family, used in Shandong, Hebei, Henan, northern Anhui, Lianyungang, Xuzhou, Suqian, Dalian, Liaoning and other places, is relatively easy to understand and close to Mandarin. Representatives: Jinan and Zhengzhou.

4. Southwest language family, using areas: Sichuan, Chongqing, Yunnan, Guizhou, Tibet, western Guangxi, Hunan and Hubei. It's basically easy to understand. Similar to Mandarin, the intonation is different from Mandarin. Representatives: Chengdu and Chongqing.

5. Northwest language family, using areas: Shanxi, Shaanxi, Gansu, Xinjiang, Qinghai, Ningxia and northwest Inner Mongolia. Basic understanding, close to Mandarin.

6. Wu dialect, which is used in Shanghai, Hangzhou, Ningbo, Huzhou, Jinhua, Taizhou, Shaoxing, Suzhou, Wuxi, Nantong, Changzhou and Zhoushan, is basically not similar to Mandarin and is generally difficult to understand. Representatives: Shanghai and Ningbo.

7. Cantonese, which is used in Guangdong, eastern Guangxi, northern Guangxi, Hainan, Hong Kong and Macao, is not similar to Mandarin at all, and belongs to one of the representatives of the Southern Language Family. It's hard to understand. Representatives: Guangzhou and Hong Kong.

8. Hakka language family, used in Jiangxi, northwest Fujian, southwest Zhejiang, and Wenzhou. Unlike Mandarin, it is difficult to understand. Representative: Hakka.

9. Min language family, using areas: Fujian, Taiwan Province Province, southern Wenzhou, part of Yuhuan in Taizhou, and a small part of southwestern Zhejiang. It's not like Mandarin at all. It's hard to understand. Representatives: Fuzhou and Taipei.

10, Wenzhou language family, use area: Wenzhou District 3, Rui 'an, Pingyang, Cangnan, Yongjia, Yueqing, Wencheng, Dongtou, Lishui Qingtian, Taizhou Yuhuan. Mandarin is the least similar and the most difficult to understand. Representative: Wenzhou.

The above is a summary of the collected dialect characteristics, and the actual usage of various dialects will be listed below:

Beijing dialect: "I stand here today, please try to touch me." Don't look at your height, X is in a hurry, I'll take the brick H.

Ai (1) You are a good girl! "

Tianjin dialect: "I recently hit my son and praised my son. Touch me, don't look at the mud, you will be in a hurry. I patted the mud with a drill. "

Boss! "

Shandong dialect: "Today, I stood and covered with mud. When the mud rushes to meet the nest, don't look at the pickaxe in the mud palm, which will make me get a half-head. "

Cross your head! "

Shandong Weihai dialect: "Today, I will stand up and hide, and I will try my best to drive the mud out of the slag. Don't look at the mud palm, I'll hit you on the head with a brick when I get angry. "

Let's go "

Shandong Yantai dialect: "I am so excited. My son introduced me (three times). I dare to leave seven (three times), four (two times) and four for my brother and son-in-law.

. Look at the block (three times) (two times), how many times have you hurt your brother Meidochan with an electric drill! "

Weifang City, Shandong Province: I am standing at this door. You blame me for trying. Don't look at you. You're too old to bother me.

Take a brick and I'll hit you on the head (softly)!

Northeastern dialect: "I praised your uncle today, and your mother moved me aside four or four times." Don't let your mother see that you are not young. If you are in a hurry, I will kill you with a brick! "

Dongbei dialect version 2: "I'm going to stop somewhere today. If you dare to come up here, you will be four or four, and you will be long zuang for nothing.

I was in a hurry, so I took the drill! "

Dalian dialect: "Today I am here to praise tm. You touched me four or four times. What a fool! You angered me to death! "

Shaanxi dialect: "If you are hungry today, you are hungry." . I promise your baby melon seeds will look good. If I am hungry, I will pay you a brick in my pocket! "

Qinghai Ledu dialect: "I sincerely hope that the brain (one sound) takes up (two sounds) and this (two sounds) stays. You can hang your brain (one sound) and (two sounds) appropriately. Keep the ball to see if you know how much you love your country, and keep your brain powder and go straight to a plate-shaped racket channel! "

Chengdu, Sichuan dialect: "Today, I am standing in this ditch. If you touch it, I will tell you. " . Don't think you are so headstrong, I will just pick up a brick and weld your baby's skull! "

Sichuan Leshan dialect: "I want you to try. Let's get rid of Lao Tzu's rei. See what I can do to you. I don't want to see you get a big piece of wood to make Lao tze angry. I'll weld you a stone. " If you don't believe me, Sue! "

I don't know where Sichuan is: "Today I stand on this collapse. You are too hot for me to watch, but you don't look at your doll. "

Zuai, pick up the bricks on Lao Tzu's hot hair, and they will give you the doll's brain! "

Chongqing dialect: "Today, Laozi Douzhan is old, so you can bring Laozi here to see it. Don't watch the baby drill big, let the cat and the old man sweat bricks directly on the baby's skull! "

Chongqing dialect 2nd edition: "Today, I am trying to stop myself. If you touch me, I will sue you. Don't think that you are ... ugly. If I have hair, I'll pick up a brick and raise your baby's head! "

Chongqing dialect 3rd edition: "I stand at a critical juncture today. I will sue you for your children. Don't think you've been poisoned long enough to make me angry. I'll give you a brick to make you sweat! "

Chongqing dialect 4th edition: "You are a treasure, and all treasures will grow old. I can stand on my head today and I can't move. Your eyes are poisonous. Come and touch me. Don't look down on your turtle and make me angry. Just pinch a rotten brick and make your turtle smoke! "

Shanghai dialect: "Wu made a list today, and the farmer next to him looked at it and agreed." Cutting down depends on the hunger of the fields, and now only Gu Si Nong Gang's books are left. I am angry at home, I am making beans quickly and cutting down Zenong! "

Zhenjiang dialect, Jiangsu province: "The lights are burning fast today. I looked around at the mud table tennis. It means that mud is grown with sticks. Play with me. Be careful! "

Jiangsu Zhenjiang dialect version 2: "Earlier, I stopped for a block, and the mud dog moved me to buckle, and Feo buckled the mud beans, which was more shocking than the musicians' eagerness!"

Yancheng dialect, Jiangsu: "As long as you stand with Eun Eun, you look forward to Tong En. I hope you have such a big forehead and so much money. D paradox?

Jiangsu Haian dialect: "Come and guess at my autumn exhibition station. You can try touching me. Don't look at your head, X is anxious, I will check you with the brick se (fourth sound)! "

Hangzhou dialect in Zhejiang: "Long time no see. If you touch me, you will see that you have lost everything. Even if you mend your coat, it will still make you feel like a brick! "

Hangzhou Dialect 2nd Edition: "Calling Laozi is Virtue. Is everyone different? " Are you a fool? I'm not used to it. You are great! Let me try! You're an asshole? If I poke it, I'll stick a brick in your head! "(old post ~ ~ ~! )

Wenzhou dialect in Zhejiang: "Ngi Ni Ji Le, Ni seems to be Dong En, fai is hard for you to hide your head, and dei Abajuojia I Aba lives in Duga Ni Dule in Bai Le!"

Wenzhou dialect version 2: "Well, my father spared my door wall before I boldly came to see you again. Renee is tall and big, so I am embarrassed to catch up with him. Dad spared me this shot, aiming at widening the head of Ni chicken! "

Wenzhou dialect 3rd edition: "? Grace. Mouth, you know how to put things before anyone else. How many times have you changed it? Did you get caught? Choose a head! "

Ningbo, Zhejiang: "Pick me up, I'm fierce, I'm low, I'm willing to tie you up on the 44th, and the cat looks like there's no strong struggle between the three virtues. I yell at you for making a mistake, and quickly grab the drill and kill it!"

Taizhou dialect, Zhejiang: "Jinning, oh, Bai Ji, oh, um (pronounced ng, which is" you "in Mandarin), oh, it's moving to the top, huh?" Smile at silver, white (Tibetan) fire cuts the head (brick) to kill! "

Shaoxing dialect in Zhejiang: "Oh, I'm changing Goethe to Dongdongke. Kern is bigger than everyone else and breaks his head faster! "

Anhui dialect: "I stand on the plot of this hall." If you have the guts, do it. Don't look at your height, you will do it to me. "

I'll take you to your head! "

Guangde, Anhui: "... I can't stand following you ~ ~ You want to fuck me ~ ~ I look too high ~ I'm angry ~ You see I won't hit you in the head with a brick!"

Anhui Bengbu dialect: "I'm just standing here, you son of B, come and try me." Don't look at how old you and B are, I will be angry with you. I will defile you with bricks! " "

Anhui Anqing dialect: "If you are more grateful, praise the sea, huh?" Yeah, it's big. Look at it. Seeing that Enzan is a big shot, I am anxious. I took a piece and suffocated him! "

Wuhan dialect, Hubei province: "I'm standing here, excited about the sun. Please try it on me. Don't think that you are a big country, so I am anxious for you. I picked up a brick and killed you! "

Yangxin dialect in Hubei: "Autumn is sharp and the sun is hungry, sugar is hungry, and Mo Keen sings about him, and he is anxious, especially old paper!"

Hubei Yunmeng said, "I am waiting for Luohe today. Youpang (four tones) Ha, I'll try. Although you are big, I am tired of covering your skull with a brick rake! "

Hunan dialect: "I am standing in Carida today. I'll try if you move. Although your embryo is big, I will crush you with bricks! " "

The second edition of Hunan dialect: "If you had children, I would be a big country today. When I try, don't watch you catch it, lest I make a fortune and scold you to death! "

Jiujiang dialect in Jiangxi province: "If I really degenerate, I want to explore something. I'm a little more afraid than me if I don't explore the pot. I accidentally riveted it and cut bricks as usual! "

Yunnan Dongchuan dialect: "I am so stubborn, I hate you for hurting me." Look at your size, let me sweat you with my armor! "

Guiyang dialect in Guizhou: "Today, I am standing at Zidian, Si Er, come and try me!" ? Seeing that you are a big group, Biao will give you a brick to pull your brains out! "

Cantonese: "I'm going to study in an enterprise today. If you are depressed, I will try. " I'm sorry you're old enough. If you mess with nou, I'll hit you on the head with a brick! "

Cantonese version 2: "I was doing business today, and you scared me to try the ladder. If you don't want to be big, I will shoot you directly with bricks! "

Cantonese version 3: "I am good at family planning. If it is enough, please try it. Amy thought you were older, so I was so excited that I killed you with an old brick car! "

Maoming, Guangdong: "I want to be an enterprise today! Are you depressed for me? ! That's great. Are you kidding? I'm just hitting you with a brick. Hey, are you dead? !

Guangxi Yulin dialect: "When you arrive at Kehuangen Road, you will be a meat, shrimp and goose. If you do something big, I will die if it breaks down! "

Chong' an, Fujian: "After Qingdiu, Youabe has left Germany and Iraq (I am standing here today). I will say it several times (you move and I will try). In Ennong's picture, my sister Ai Du (although you are older) leans towards Kikie and falls to the north. Luo Jiajun's hiou scolds me for the embarrassment of Neihiou (X is in a hurry, I'll pat you on the head with a brick! )"

Chaozhou dialect: I'm stuck in a few pieces. Don't dare rip me off. Don't act like a big melon, I get stuck in your head when I get angry!

Of course, the above is only a small part of the collection. Personally, I prefer Northeast dialect, which is simple and humorous. The duet in Northeast China is a lively folk art form of walking and singing, with talking, singing and dancing. Its language is easy to understand, humorous and full of local characteristics.

I'll post the words from my hometown first:

Unreasonable people are called amateurs. Smart and capable people can do it, and it is full of feet.

Place names, buildings and places are all called forks.

The kitchen is called the stove room. The living room is called pottery house.

The toilet is called Mao Si.

This street is called. It's called Li Dou. Outside is called outside. A wall is called a wall.

Note that when you speak a dialect, please point out what you understand.

Start pulling! !