There was a great writer named Su Dongpo in the Song Dynasty. He has a clever sister named Su Xiaomei. One day Su Dongpo wrote a pair of pairs. ......

According to legend, Su Dongpo, a great writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, had a long face and his sister laughed at him.

"Yesterday, a tear of lovesickness flowed to my cheek today."

Su Dongpo retorted:

"Lian Bu has never left Ge Xiang, and his forehead has reached the painting hall."

Little sister not to be outdone, smile brother's beard:

"I wanted to knock on my teeth, but suddenly I heard a voice in my hair."

It is said that in order to find Mr Right, Su Xiaomei used literary works to choose her husband. As soon as the news came out, there were countless suitors. One of them is a rich boy named Fang, who has admired his little sister for a long time. After hearing the news, he quickly made a choice. He presented many proud poems, but when my little sister saw them, they were as light as white water, so she picked up a pen and approved a pair of couplets on it: the pen is short of talent, but she has no idea.

Su Dongpo was worried when he saw the couplets of Miss Sister. In order to avoid right and wrong, I quietly added a sentence to my sister's couplet and changed it to: a little talent at the bottom of the pen has infinite strategies in my heart.

Fang was ecstatic after reading it. He is eager to meet Su Xiaomei to express his heart. Su Dongpo knew that his little sister didn't like him at all, for fear that the joke would be broken. He quickly found an excuse to stop him and said, "My little sister is a little literary, but she is ugly, with a long face and a prominent forehead. If you don't believe me, read a poem to you and you will know: last year, a tear of lovesickness didn't reach her cheek so far. Before going out, I went to the picture gallery on my forehead.

How did Fang know that Su Dongpo was lying to himself? He really thought Su Xiaomei was ugly, so he went away disgruntled.