Fiction fortune teller

Story: Zhang rode backwards on a donkey.

Story: Zhang rode backwards on a donkey.

The autumn wind is cool. Tie Guai Li, an old urchin, and Lan Caihe, a young urchin, did good deeds all the way to a county. Just arrived at the gate of the City God Temple, I saw a fortune teller in a robe and jacket, dragging an old farmer in rags and not letting go: "Hey, old man, I'll forget your life, and you'll give me this money if the disaster breaks?"

"Fortune teller, you be good enough. I have some money left in my pocket. I have to buy some medicine! Please let me go home quickly! My old woman is still waiting for me to go back and treat her! " The old farmer begged and begged.

"Well, take out all the money for drugs and I'll let you go back!" The fortune teller stared at the vicious mouse.

"Let go! how much is it? I will pay for him! " Young Lan Caihe couldn't stand it any longer. He slammed a string of copper coins dragged behind him. The fortune teller opened his eyes and let go of the old farmer's hand. He was about to pick up the money. Suddenly, he blinked, cocked his head and said, "Little brother, is this money enough for disaster relief?" I am one of the best fortune tellers in the county, and even the county magistrate looks up to me. If you want to do good deeds and pay more money, I will let this old thing go! "Tie Guai Li know LanCaiHe have so much money, staring at the eyes the size of two bells, picked up the iron bar in his hand and shouted," fortune teller, don't give you face, or I won't beat you flat! "

"Wait a minute! Fortune teller, how much do you want? I will give everything I have! " The sound of head jar voice stifled the bustling crowd. Everyone looked back: Oh, where did you get an old man with white eyebrows, white hair and a long white beard on his chin, and a little white donkey? I can't believe he's talking nonsense. How much does he want? The fortune teller looked up and laughed, thinking that it was strange to meet such an old madman who loves to brag today. Then don't blame me for asking him for fifty strings of copper coins, and see how he ends up! Besides, his little donkey looks pretty good.

"Well, at your age, give me fifty strings of oceans, and I'll let you go! Otherwise, leave your little donkey to me! " Onlookers can't help wondering: This fortune teller is too greedy! Alas, this old man with white beard is too boastful and pathetic. He doesn't sit in a sedan chair or ride a horse, but only leads a small white donkey. Where did he get so much money?

"I said the old man's house, you and this fortune-telling hassle? Also see how I tidy up him! " Tie Guai Li clap breast, still want to use iron to solve the problem. The old farmer was in a hurry. He knelt down and begged Tie Guai Li not to fight, saying that he would be prosecuted for hurting the fortune teller! The fortune teller grabbed the old farmer's skirt again and laughed at Tie Guai Li. Just as he was triumphant, a miracle appeared: the old man with white beard actually threw a string of shiny copper coins from his sleeve, "clang clang clang clang ..." and hit the ground, and a copper coin surprised the fortune teller. He fell to the ground and counted, oh, no more, no less, exactly fifty strings! He turned to kowtow to the old man with white beard. "Master, you adults don't remember villains!" Little people have eyes but don't know mount tai! "

"Well, get up, fortune telling to make a living. Don't be insatiable and cheat the poor! " Where can fortune tellers listen to well-meaning words? Kneeling excitedly on the ground and pursed * * * to pick up the money. At this time, a more magical scene appeared: somehow, the fortune teller's hand touched a string of copper coins, and the string of copper coins suddenly became a string of snow-white banknotes! Unwilling, he picked it up one by one, and all fifty strings of copper coins instantly turned into paper money without mercy.

The fortune teller stuffed a string of paper money in his hand. With the shaking of autumn wind, his greedy mouse eyes almost popped out. He jumped up, grabbed the long beard of the old man with white beard, stamped his foot and shouted sharply, "old liar!" " You old liar! Go, come with me to see grandpa the county magistrate! ""I'll deal with a man as he deals with you! " The old man with white beard replied unhurriedly, "Hee hee, when it comes to fortune telling, don't teach me tricks in front of me. To tell you the truth, I worked as an official under Emperor Yao 5,000 years ago and a Taoist under Tang several hundred years ago. I don't know how many dignitaries have calculated their lives and divinations. Fortune telling is just to make a living. Don't cheat! " Say that finish, I saw the white beard, doddering old man just push away the fortune teller's hand.

"I also count your life: if you cheat others in the future, I will let you be a paper man!" Say that finish, the old man threw his leg, rode the white donkey backwards and ran to the east quickly. The fortune teller couldn't help shivering with fear. The onlookers also held their breath in surprise, until the donkey barked away, and everyone recovered and clapped.

Lan Caihe jumped up and down with joy and sang with a jade version: "Step on the song, Blue Cai He, the world must not be too greedy, and copper coins will turn into paper!" Tie Guai Li waved an iron bar and warned the fortune teller not to bully the poor again. Then he took out several packages of herbs from the gourd on his back and gave them to the ragged old farmer, telling him to go home quickly to treat his wife.

The old man with white beard said that he was an official in Yao Di five thousand years ago? Hmm! This man must be extraordinary! Lan Caihe took Tie Guai Li, followed the footprints of the little donkey, and chased him all the way. After a few miles, I saw an old man with a white beard waiting for them under a big locust tree. Lan Caihe respectfully asked the old man your name.

"My name is Guo, my name is Zhang!"

"Oh, it turned out to be a famous Zhang! I have been listening for a long time! " Lan Caihe and Tie Guai Li bowed. As luck would have it, Zhang, like Lan Caihe, was invited by Han Zhongli to Penglai for a fairyland party!

The red sunset was about to set, and it was getting late. The three of them came to a ruined temple together. Take off the big gourd as a pillow, the blue crane rests against the wall, and Zhang in the yard slides down from the little white donkey. The donkey has been panting for a long time, so it's time to eat grass. Where is the grass in this ruined temple? Lan Caihe is young, so it is natural for him to work more. He stood up and said that he would find grass for the donkey.

"Brother, don't bother to drive," Zhang gave Lan Cai He a mysterious wink. "Look carefully!" Then he bent down and gently blew two breaths at the little donkey. Gee, the originally panting donkey immediately lay down and turned into a blank donkey! Not only was Lan Cai He dumbfounded, but even well-informed Tie Guai Li cried in shock: "What a surprise! Strange! Ginger is still old and spicy! Zhang is really extraordinary, admire you! " Zhang folded the paper donkey in his arms, walked into the ruined temple, took out the jade board that sang Taoism and put it under his head, and slept with his clothes.

"Strange old man, not only riding a donkey on the road, but also turning copper coins into paper money. Now, you can turn a live donkey into a paper donkey with a gentle blow! Alas, I thought I could spread flowers in the sky to adjust the climate. Tie Guai Li can carry medicine gourd to save lives, and his skill is not small. It seems that there are people outside, and we are really hiding dragons and crouching tigers! " Blue crane muttered, listening to Tie Guai Li's snoring, and slowly fell asleep.

"Twitter", the next morning, the birds on several big ginkgo trees in the ruined temple yard kept chirping, and the three immortals got up and called the well water to wash. Ready, Zhang took the paper donkey out of his arms and blew it twice. Ha, the paper donkey has become a live donkey again! Zhang, a man with a white beard, rode on a white donkey and ran east! Cai He dragged a string of copper coins, and Tie Guai Li limped behind with a big gourd. Oh, they are all anxious to get together in Penglai Fairyland!