Have you all heard the story of wonderful parents? What stories are worth sharing?

This woman is stronger and dotes on her son. Her husband is disabled and addicted to gambling. Of course, my son follows suit, so he likes drinking and gambling.

Husband and wife often quarrel, which is already the biggest talk in the village after dinner.

Let's talk about our son's marriage. Because my son drinks and pushes wine all day, he doesn't go out to work, gets drunk or loses at cards, and quarrels with his wife. The daughter-in-law finally couldn't bear it and filed for divorce. My son drinks more. This female neighborhood began to scold her daughter-in-law in the street all day, saying that her daughter-in-law was having an affair, which made her son very angry (at this time, her daughter-in-law had already left).

The villagers watch her perform a one-man show every day and laugh at her behind her back. If she persuades her son to turn over a new leaf as soon as possible and go out to find a real job like other men, which woman is willing to leave her son to add someone else when he is seven or eight years old? After the daughter-in-law left, the female neighborhood began to scold her son who stayed indoors all day, saying that he was crazy. Later, she really gave him a certificate of mental disability.

I met his son once, and he was sane. He said angrily, why don't I go out? Shameless! My mother says I'm crazy outside all day! She's crazy!

I am Baotuquan, and I want to tell some funny and wonderful stories about my parents.

1. Dad likes playing mahjong. Once he was arrested by the police for playing mahjong, and his mother was called to the police station to find someone.

Mom asked the policeman: How many days can he be locked up?

The police said, don't worry, five days at most.

Mom: That's not what I meant. I just want to ask if it can be closed for a few more days.

Police:. . .

2. I slept in the house in winter night, and my mother came to cover me with a quilt.

Mom: son, tuck in.

Me: Well,

Mom: Cover this bed again.

Me: OK.

Mom: There is also a bed. Cover it again.

Me: Mom, I won't cover it. It's too hot.

Mom: Son, listen to your mother. The doctor said you need a cover.

Me:. . .

Mom and dad go to the vegetable market to buy food.

Dad asked the greengrocer, Master, is this fish fresh?

Vegetable vendor: Look at this fish. It's alive and kicking. Can it be fresh?

Dad: Yes. My wife is alive and kicking all day, and I don't think it's new.

After what he said, I felt that my father behind me was very cold.

When I was a child, every time I had a parent-teacher conference, it was the day when my disaster came. (It is estimated that many small partners are also like this. )

As soon as my father walked in the door,

The first sentence: Do you know where you are wrong?

Me: I don't know.

Give it to me quickly.

My dad: Do you know where you are wrong?

Me: I know.

My dad: I know you dare to do it again! !

Another chop.

My dad: Do you know what's going on?

Me:. . . (Not talking)

My dad: I shouted, but I didn't dare to speak. It was quite stubborn.

Another chop.

I was a little overwhelmed when I was playing, so I just wanted to say something to relieve my tension.

I want to say, dad, have you eaten? Change the subject, maybe it will be fine.

When I get nervous, I say, Dad, didn't you eat?

Then. . .

Yes, there is. In childhood. Neighbors across the street. This woman is a military doctor. Men are the leaders of the army. But this aunt is, alas, bleeding heavily when giving birth to a child, and then let someone else do divination. The fortune teller told her that your newborn daughter and your life are in the same boat. Let her make a plan. From then on, the aunt thought her daughter was his nemesis. Before the full moon came out, I left it at my grandmother's house and carried it home until my daughter was nine years old. Because she has a boy, in fact, it is normal for her sister to take care of her brother. But the mother can't watch her daughter idle. What can a nine-year-old girl do? She helps her mother look after her brother every day. Cooking. Cooking. The most hateful thing is that every time she eats, her mother won't let her serve, and she is only allowed to drink a small bowl of rice a day. Vegetables are not allowed. The dishes fried by his family are usually thrown away. Sometimes neighbors can't stand it. Just secretly give her a steamed bun or some snacks. If her mother finds out, she will be beaten. Neighbors in the yard often find girls with black and blue bodies. And the voice of girls crying from his house. It's always mom I've changed. Mom, I was wrong. Things might be better if her father is at home. But her father often leaves. Once her mother was on the night shift, the neighbor kindly reminded her that there was a movie on the playground today. Do you want to see it? The girl shook her head and answered in horror. Uncle, I was hungry, and then the neighbor was very sad. I immediately brought some bread and snacks to the girl from home, but I didn't know it was just seen by my mother who came home. Then the vicious woman beat her daughter until dawn, that's all. This flower has the same life. I was killed by my mother. I was beaten to death by that stupid and stubborn mother who thought her daughter was a debt collector. Later, at the public trial. Many angry people threw stones and eggs at their mother. In the end, my mother was sentenced to death. This is the most wonderful parent I have ever heard in my childhood. The past.

I want to marry my daughter twice for the bride price. The couple got into a fight and threw their son from the second floor and died. ...

The true story of our village, these two parents, should be wonderful and hateful!

This man learned kung fu when he was young. He is a bricklayer, and his craft is very good. He doesn't pull wires to build a wall, which is straighter than others, but he is unlearned.

After he married his wife, he stopped working, drank and played cards all day, and lived a very chic life, stealing chickens, cows, fish, soybeans and wheat from others. ...

His wife is the kind of person who plays the fool. When she is smart, she is smarter than anyone else. She often goes to the grocery store to steal money. People leave things in front of the store, and she often walks away. She played dumb when she was caught.

They don't cultivate their own land, but they never lack food. It can be said that other people's daily necessities are ready, just take them to their own homes without others knowing.

The couple gave birth to a son and a daughter. The daughter is five or six years older than her son. When his daughter was 14 or 15 years old, he took 20,000 bride price from Henan to make her a child bride. It is said that her daughter gave birth to two or three sons in Henan. Anyway, the villagers have never seen her go back to her mother's house.

His son didn't finish primary school, refused to study, and worked in a clothing factory with his cousin. The money my son earns from working every year is sent to him to play cards and drink.

Later, my son was in his twenties, afraid that he could not find a wife and asked him to build a house. When my son got paid, he sent him bricks to buy tiles and yellow sand cement.

Send some money to buy materials and work for a few days. If you don't send money, you won't play cards. He must leave the money for playing cards first, or no one will play cards with him. He will go to the next village to play cards because there is no one in the village to play with him.

Everyone in the village knows what kind of virtue he is, and he is worried that getting paid will waste time. No one wants to take his job.

A two-story house, which he has built for three or four years, has not yet been capped.

20 16 The day before the Spring Festival, he drank wine and beat his wife. His son went over to stop the fight and beat him up. His son jumped to the second floor without a hat and died. He didn't even shed a tear. He also pointed to his son's body and swore that his son had hurt him so that he would have no money to play cards and drink in the future.

His daughter and son-in-law came back from Henan. On the fifteenth night of the first month, he shut his son-in-law out of the door and let him go back to Henan by himself, saying that he had received a bride price from others and wanted to marry his daughter to Guizhou.

The son-in-law climbed over the wall while he was asleep, and ran back to Henan with his daughter in the middle of the night, even afraid to take clothes and luggage.

When he woke up the next day, he found his daughter missing. He stood at the door angrily and swore, taking out his daughter's son-in-law's clothes and luggage and setting them on fire.

His wife said that her son was gone and she didn't want to live with him, so she ran away.

I don't know where he got a woman in her fifties as a companion. I often see two people walking on the village road, talking and laughing.

After reading it, someone should be glad that they were not born in such a family, so I hope everyone will be satisfied!

There are many wonderful things for mom and dad!

The first one: my mother bought a sweeping robot, and my father bought a vacuum cleaner to prove that my mother's choice was wrong!

Second: My parents have a lot of condoms. I don't know what other people's homes are like. Anyway, my parents never deliberately hide condoms. You can touch a box under the pillow. My mother even blew this balloon for my sister to play with, but it was greasy and my sister hated it.

Third: My mother is driving in front, my father is drinking, and my sister is sitting in the back row. My aunt and her daughter are also sitting in the back row. My aunt and daughter suddenly said to my father, I want to beat you! Said and hit my sister. As a result, my dad said: You are wrong, my darling is the driver in front! It's too sour.

Fourth: The former class teacher was a real person. He sent his own breakfast in the parents' WeChat group and said: Three eggs are nutritious enough! As a result, my mother said: Why is there an extra egg? The poor class teacher couldn't hear what it meant, but still explained the benefits of three eggs to my mother in a serious way!

Although there are not many classmates in our high school, they all come from different families. It is really fate that brings us together.

One of my classmates went to work in the summer vacation when he was a sophomore. However, the second half of the semester started, and she still didn't come. When I learned about her, she said that she had worked in a foreign country, and she didn't make any money for two months in the summer vacation, because all the people who went in the summer vacation were black shops, and the boss didn't pay him, so she had no choice but to go abroad. She said she couldn't go to school without money, in order to attend senior three. She must first earn the expenses for the next semester of senior three and the beginning of college. After several exchanges, she said that her brothers and sisters didn't go to school, and their parents never had any discipline or restraint. All went to junior high school, some didn't finish junior high school, and all went to other provinces to work. The children in their family can't stand such parents, they would rather go outside and never want to come back to this home again. Father never cares about them and doesn't give them living expenses. Sometimes he will beat them when he goes back. There are 6-7 people in my mother's family, so I have no time to take care of them. They will only be scolded at home. Her mother thinks everyone can come out early to make money and reduce her burden.

She said that when she was a sophomore, she was often afraid to go home and ask her mother for money, because when she went back on weekends, her mother began to pour bitter water on her. On the one hand, she said that her father was irresponsible, on the other hand, she said that she had no money. Hearing this, she naturally couldn't ask for living expenses, so she went back to school and began to contact her father for living expenses. Sometimes my father gives some, and sometimes she doesn't. She will also earn a little money through some activities outside.

She said that she didn't have any money when she came home for the first time 1 time during the summer vacation, because several hotel owners who were working didn't give her money when they were working, and a black shop beat employees without giving money, so she found an opportunity to sneak out. At this time, what she wants to do most is to go home. At that time, the salary in the county was about 300 yuan per month. But when I got home, I didn't buy any fruit gifts because I didn't give my mother any money. My mother ignored her love, pulled a long face, stared at people, accompanied her back, and there was a female colleague who sneaked back with them. The female colleague also saw that her mother was very unwelcome to them. So they stayed at home for only a few hours and left. She just wants to stop coming back to see her mother's face the next time she can't make money.

We all have classes in the second half of Grade Two. Many students in the class, who don't know her situation, think that she will definitely not come back because she dropped out of school.

She said that when she got the 1 month salary, she wanted to go home and see her mother. The city is not far from her home, and it takes about three hours by car. She bought all the fruits from far away and rented a car to take home. Mother was very happy to see her back, so she left her living expenses and gave her other wages. I stayed at home for two days and left again. In this way, she got paid and returned to her mother, who was very happy. She said that once her mother suddenly told her that if you can earn so much money, don't go to school in the future. It would be great to work like this. At this moment, she said that he suddenly woke up. The reason why she did this to her mother was that she hoped her mother would understand her and support him to go to college. Of course, she didn't deny that she wanted to win her mother's love by pleasing her. Then she began to learn to give less money to her mother and save it for school.

In this way, in the second half of senior three, everyone is busy reviewing the college entrance examination. I told her about the current situation of the school and asked her if she wanted to come back to review the college entrance examination. Hearing the news, she said she would be right back, and then she quit her job and came back to start intensive review. Finally, as she wished, she was really admitted. Later, she went to college and heard that her mother and her sister and brother who worked outside supported her.

I have graduated for more than ten years now, and I still keep in touch frequently. She said that in the third year of graduation, she saved tens of thousands of dollars and gave it to her mother as a way to pay back her living expenses and college tuition. Then give my mother money several times a year, fixed and not fixed. Since then, she has been favored by her mother. Every year when she goes back, her mother is very kind to her and always smiles when she sees her. But because his brother worked outside and didn't earn much money, her mother began to complain about his brother in front of her all day. Her father has been a passerby for so many years, because he is seldom at home for a year. Whether his sister gets married or his brother gets married, he makes a contribution. He even spends his daughter's dowry money and sometimes asks his mother for money. His son's marriage is like air. Anyway, just have him on the wine table.

Such parents, wonderful?

There are many great parents and many great stories around us. What are they? Let me save what I have seen and heard and share it with you.

I'll tell you a wonderful story that my colleague told me the other day. One day, she saw her mother picking leeks. At this time, she said, let me help you choose, too. Then her mother said, you can't be blind. Then my colleague brought leeks to help her mother choose them together. After choosing, her mother said, bring me the leek you chose. Your eyes are not good at all. Can you choose a clean one? I don't even believe you. I was drunk when my colleague told me. That's all I can do for Kenwa's parents.

Another thing happened to my colleague. One day she was eating, and then her mother suddenly looked at her and said, wipe your lipstick, I'm afraid I'll poison you. I laughed after hearing this. There are no such parents.

Even funnier is the mother of one of my classmates. Once his mother asked him how you all fell in love at school, and then my classmate said how to talk about it. And then her mother said it was like playing cotton? So how do we talk about it? We all died laughing at that time. Her mother's so-called falling in love is confused with playing cotton. At this time, we are speechless and want to laugh.

Wonderful stories always happen to wonderful parents, but they are more funny, which can let us see their lovely side and show their deep love for us. At any time, the love contained in these wonderful stories grows around us.

Many people have shared their stories, so I will tell the story of the wonderful parents and relatives of the next star.

Basically everyone has heard of her name. Once, a song swept the country. This is Angela Zhang. Angela Zhang liked singing when she was a child, but in fact she couldn't sing. At that time, KTV was very popular in Taiwan Province Province, so she sang two or three times a week and developed a good voice.

Now let's talk about Angela Zhang's mother. Her mother is actually a member of the choir. She often sings to her while playing the piano, which has a deep influence on her and has a good influence on her desire to be a singer. When she was in the sixth grade, she lived in Canada with her family and painted the house herself. She studied at Sir Winston Churchill Middle School in Canada. Due to her father's business failure and heart disease, she took on the heavy responsibility of supporting her family at the age of 15. She did all the work of washing the car and distributing brochures.

Meanwhile, her parents want her to learn to sing. So her father began to sell valuable things at home to finance her study. Since then, she has participated in many singing competitions with her sister Zhang Shaoxuan. In competitions, she always goes to the seaside to practice her singing skills and regards the sea as her audience, which often arouses the curiosity of foreign tourists. Because she can win prizes by taking part in competitions, Angela Zhang has won many electrical appliances for her family.

Many things happen. After working hard for a long time, Angela Zhang became famous and popular all over the street. She gave all her income to her mother. But Angela Zhang's mother did something that made people speechless. She is having an affair with singer Zhang. After this incident, Angela Zhang began to manage his income.

What people never expected was that her mother made a rumor because Angela Zhang lost her income! Yes, her mother lied about her drug addiction and homosexuality, and Angela Zhang's career plummeted.

Recently, Angela Zhang came back to participate in this program, and her career just picked up, and her family started to make waves again. It is understood that her father and uncle stated on the Internet that Angela Zhang promised them about 6.5438+0.3 million yuan of living expenses and a house every month, and they were going to sue her for not supporting her parents.

I have to say, Qiqi's parents really hold Angela Zhang back. I hope Angela Zhang can do a good job of himself, try to polish his works and not be influenced by his parents and relatives.

There is a junior high school classmate. Of course, the highlight is not her parents, but her (call her A for convenience). One of her classmates, who plays very well in primary school, often eats and lives with her at her house and has a very good relationship (her classmate calls her B).

Once after school, A cried there, and we all went to comfort A. The more A cried, the more serious it became. From A's crying, we know that A's father cheated, A's mother divorced, and the family was in serious trouble. A's mother called A and said she wanted a divorce.

At that time, we were all in junior high school, and nothing like this happened to junior high school students around us. We don't know how to persuade A, but we can only comfort A not to cry. A later said that the most unacceptable thing for A was that A's father was unfaithful to A's best friend's mother. According to A, A's good friend, Family B, has been a single-parent family since childhood, and his parents divorced and B followed his mother. A's mother also asked A to take care of B. As a result, B and A have a good relationship for a reason. Mom B and B said A had money at home, and a few fingers were enough for them to spend. After the relationship between B and A became good, they really got a lot of benefits. The material life of food and clothing has really improved a lot, and the relationship with A is better. It was not until junior high school that A went to a private school and B went to a public school that they separated.

Because A and B have a good relationship, the two adults naturally hooked up a lot. Mother B is a crafty woman. She approaches A's father through her daughter and often stops to talk in the only way that A's father has to go. Dad A thought it had something to do with his daughter, so he had an affair with his mother B. Of course, Dad A didn't think of cheating at first, but just chatted with the mother of his daughter's good friend. But mom B was originally here for dad A. As a single mom, if you want to get along with your daughter's best friend's parents, you should contact mom and grandma, not dad.

Dad A and mom B have been dating for a long time. Maybe he doesn't want a divorce either. After all, family harmony. But mother B, the bitch of green tea, began to deliberately let the villagers see her with her father A, and mother A was the last person to know, which was quite a blow. She divorced because she didn't want to live a good life, and she was determined. Mom B ran to Mom A and cried as written in the novel, saying that it was all false, and the villagers spread it around.

Later, I heard from A that things were settled and my parents were not divorced. Dad A saw the true face of mother B, and B ran to A and cried, begging A to forgive B's mother, and B knew he was wrong. A can't forgive B. B is close to himself for a purpose, just as hateful as B's mother. My friend didn't have it from the beginning. A can't stand so many years of deception.

A later said that her wish was preschool education. She stopped studying in high school and went to kindergarten after junior high school. She likes children's innocence and wants to be a teacher for kindergarten children.

After graduating from junior high school, I never contacted her again, nor did I hear from her. I hope she can realize her dream and live a happy life!

——————————————————————————————————————————— The art of deception.

My dad was fooled that time. In the evening, he chatted with people in a shabby compound. This shabby compound used to be a bus stop and has been abandoned for many years. It is also rumored that "this place will be rebuilt and used as a new bus stop." My father has been dubious and can't find anything to do these days. Today, he suddenly saw a man in the compound, striding straight ahead, from south to north and from east to west.

It seems that he is measuring the area. This man is taciturn and walks carefully. My dad felt very strange and came over and asked him, "What are you doing?" The man stopped and said quietly, "Don't you know? The bus station will be rebuilt here. I'll measure the area first, report it, and find a janitor tomorrow. Can you recommend it? " My dad's mind lit up and he was just looking for something like this to do. I didn't expect such a coincidence that it was delivered to my door.

My father said, "I can do this job." You must pay a deposit of five yuan. I'm afraid you won't do it tomorrow, so I can't explain it to the above. My dad gave him five dollars in his pocket. Because it was getting late and we didn't talk much, the man left. He didn't come the next day, and my father knew that he had been cheated.

Later, he recalled that he was a cautious person and was cheated without thinking. The clever point of this trick is to let you speak first, and only cheated five dollars. It's like a fairy teasing a mortal. It's definitely not an ordinary liar who starts talking to people. If he cheats, he will make a lot of money. Liars are very precise. The application is perfect at the right time. ...