How did the ancients pretend to be forced?

Jiang Ziya is over 50 years old and wants to be an official. But when I feel old and there is no one up there, it's hard to get into the business. At this time, he thought of a way, that is, pretending: fishing with a straight hook without bait. As a result, everyone knows The most successful pretend in history!

2, Li Bai-ten steps to kill one person, a thousand miles to stay. After you finish, brush off your clothes, don't show any sound, and hide in the depths. Within ten steps, the person who wants to kill will die, and he will be successful in his official career, leaving no footprints for thousands of miles. It sounds awesome, but the key to pretending is to stop with a cool posture. Therefore, it is necessary to "go to the clothes and hide the fame"!

3, Liu Yuxi-"The mountain is not high, there is a fairy, and it is famous ... I am a humble room, but I am very kind ... I am talking and laughing with a scholar, and there is no Ding Bai" ... The whole article shows off in an ostentatious manner, and the old paper is poor, but it is very high. However, this compulsion is basically psychosexuality, and people don't care about you. Liu Yuxi also wrote, "The peach trees in Du Xuan Guanli were all planted after Liu Lang went." "Where do the gardeners go?" Liu Lang came again today, which made him a sinner. As a result, he was demoted by Tang Xianzong twice. The most failed pack to force!

4, Qu Yuan-"Not only for Yu Yi Xi, but also for its victory." "Many women are jealous of Yu's beauty. They say Yu is a good prostitute." "People's livelihood is different, I am used to it."

In other words: I am awakened by myself every day; I am beautiful and innocent, but there are always some little bitches framing me; Grandpa, that's how I love to brag. You bit me.

5, Tang Bohu-"Others laugh at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others for not wearing it." It is important to let your own coercion crush the coercion of others. 14, write down the mentality of pretenders in previous dynasties: you are too low-level to understand my coercion. The important thing is that this sentence is infinitely universal. You can use this sentence no matter what level you are.

6. Long Hao, a famous person in the Eastern Jin Dynasty-lying naked in the sun at noon on a hot day, others asked what was going on. A: I print books. Do everything possible to let people know how hard they study. Of course, this bridge must be beautifully designed.

7. Diaosi in Wei and Jin Dynasties-Wei and Jin Dynasties fashion, literati and celebrities all like to take Wushisan. Wu thirteen can make people manic. Some people can't afford to eat five stones powder, so they walk in the downtown area, suddenly take off their clothes and roll on the ground, pretending that they have a drug attack, so as to prove that they belong to the upper class. So pretending to be forced requires acting.

8. Shikai, a local tyrant in the Jin Dynasty-Wang Kai used wheat sugar to wash the pot, and Shi Chong used ash as firewood. Wang Kai made a 40-mile wind barrier with purple silk on both sides of the road, and Shi Chong made a 50-mile wind barrier with brocade when going out. Emperor Wu of Jin gave Wang Kai a two-foot coral tree. Wang Kai took it and showed off to Shi Chong. Shi Chong took a look and handed it to duang directly. He also said to Wang Kai: Come on, don't cry, my uncle will give you a better one, and then lay out a row of corals three or four feet high for Wang Kai to choose from. Therefore, if you are rich, but no one fights with you, it is too low to dazzle with diaosi every day. You should fight Wang Sicong.

9, Tao Yuanming-"But knowing the fun of the piano, why bother to play on the string". I can't play the piano, but I just don't say it directly. It is also very exemplary. If you don't understand, pretend.

10, Chen Ziang-new here, not famous. I once met a man who sold huqin, asking millions of dollars, and no one dared to buy it. Chen Ziang, a rich second generation, paid 1000 dollars for this, and invited onlookers to listen to him play the piano the next day. As a result, everyone got together the next day. He smashed the piano and said, "low forced me to listen to the Divine Comedy. Everyone has such good taste. Why don't you read my poem? " Pretending to force is the best marketing, of course, the premise of willfulness is money.

1 1, Kong Yiji-huizi has four ways of writing, do you know?

12, Song Yu-beauty on earth, Mo Ruochen, beauty of Chu, son of Mo Ruochen's master. However, this woman has been spying on me on the wall for three years and is still not allowed. Spend 10 thousand words describing what a beautiful woman looks like, and finally say that she chased you for three years and you didn't follow her. It depends on whether the person who matches you is tall enough.

13, Cheng Tang —— Bird catchers use a net in all directions to catch birds. Cheng Tang said to him, "It's cruel of you not to let the birds live. You open the net and shout at the bird:' bird! You can fly to the left if you like; Fly to the right if you want to fly; If you really don't want to live, come into my net! This will show that you have a kind heart. "Well, pack to force with selling cute together, the best effect. Later, Tang Cheng established the Shang Dynasty, as you know.

14, Zhou Dunyi-"If the chrysanthemum is called, the flowers are also hidden; Peony, blooming with wealth; Lotus, the gentleman of flowers. Hey! The love between chrysanthemums and flowers is rarely heard after Tao. Who gave the lotus love? The love of peony is suitable for all ages! " Give things different constraints, tie yourself to the one with high constraints, and show your taste, the most classic compulsion. Those who listen to Zuo Xiao Mantra have good taste, those who listen to Wang Feng's lowliness, and those who listen to Phoenix Legend. Stay away from me!

15, Ji Kang-it is obviously a small fresh meat that can be made by face and talent, but he likes to strike while the iron is hot. Imagine, in the shade of a willow tree, a beautiful man is naked, while the iron is hot, and sweat drips down the tendon, forcing me to know where it is.

16, Xie Lingyun-"There is only one stone in the world. Cao Zijian fights alone for eight, and I fight alone for one. I have fought together since ancient times. " Comfort flatters others, pretends to be forced by oneself, and is especially modest.

17, Xiang Yu-"wealth does not return to hometown, like a night trip." Naked to say their own forced demands, although a bit uneducated, but also honest and lovely.

18, fortune teller-secrets can't be revealed. Yes When pretending to be forced, you should pay attention to saying half and hiding half: the old paper just won't tell you, bite me.

19,-Yao wants to make way for him. He thought it was insulting his ears and ran to the river to wash them. In other words, pretending to be forced is sometimes tantamount to wrangling, and courage is also very important.

20, Song Jiang-"The heart is in Shandong and in Wu, floating in Pengjianghai. If he is so smart, dare to laugh at Huang Chao's husband! " Either he is old or he is young, pretending to be too low is bragging.

2 1, an ancient diaosi-"Why don't men have wives?" Well, that's bragging. I don't advise you to learn.

22. Ma Zhou held an essay contest, and the commander Changhe won the first prize. Li Shimin knew that he usually weighed a few pounds, so he asked him who the gunman was. This is often said to be written by Ma Zhou, the doorman at home. Li Shimin busy send someone to please. So this Ma Zhou began to pack to force, and invited him four times before and after, before he came forward. Four times, one more time than Zhuge Liang.

23. Jin Shengtan-When he was about to be beheaded, he called the jailer and said, "I have something important to tell you." The master pointed to the food and said, "Peanuts and dried beans are chewed together and taste like walnuts. If you get this skill, you will die without regret! " After the head landed, two paper balls rolled out of my ears. The executioner opened it doubtfully: one is the word "goodness" and the other is the word "pain". This is the most touching and advanced pretending. Doesn't pretending to force others to feel inferior? The gold Lord is in silence, killing the hearts of the world.

24, count romantic figures, but also look at the present. Well, experience it yourself.