High Score Award: Yi Xiaochuan's Classic Quotations

1 Brother, please take a look at it for me. This thing should be valuable, right?

(The familiar expression of Boss Jing on someone's face ~ ~)

(to the tiger pendant) You saved my life again. ...

Dude, your acting is good. Where did you graduate? Nortel, Chinese opera, or going to the theater?

Sorry ... I started making fun of my school ...

Hey, are you filming Red Cliff or Romance of the Three Kingdoms?

Dear aunts, this is my tigress girlfriend!

How did I get to the Qin Dynasty? What the hell is this place! !

Fortunately, every time I watch the news broadcast, I will pay attention to the lecture room. Hum, it's really beneficial ~

This soldier ~ We came from a very, very far place (taking out our wallets). We are all good children ~ Let's go through ~ Thank you, soldier ~ I wish Mud catch those bandits as soon as possible ~

Please be sure to read these sentences in a foreigner's tone. )

Hey, man, why is there no signal?

10 Your crew is interesting enough. Usually, actors wear costumes and don't even take off their hoods (catch Xiang Yu's hair), which is enough for life! I learned it anyway. Help me introduce myself to the director ~

1 1 OK！ ! Brother Yu! Are you a homeschooler?

I'm sorry ... erhu, you are spoofing Brother Long again ...

12 that's what we call it there, Tom, Fage, Hugh.

Xiang Yu said, Brother Fa, Hugh, um, rhymes!

(Xiao Liu is speechless ...)

13 Xiang Yu: I haven't asked Brother Yi's name and birthplace yet. ...

String: Oh, I'm from Beijing!

Xiang Yu: So Brother Yi is the semi-final of the conference? (Very alert)

String: (indignant) Don't mention the Lakers to me, it makes me angry! Did you watch the NBA last year? Because the Lakers kicked the Rockets out of the Western Conference finals!

Xiang Yu: (confused) Brother Yi's words are really extraordinary. ...

14 string: Ah ~ ~ You call an ambulance for me!

Xiang Yu: What is an ambulance? I've seen chariots, carriages and ox carts, but I've never seen an ambulance.

String: Well, at least take me to see a doctor!

Xiang Yu: Our Xiang family has been in the army for three generations. My uncle is the best doctor in the army in my generation. He often sees knife wounds or something.

String: old military doctor ... you ... you treat me quickly ... and so on! ! You, you won't move health knowledge, will you? At least burn the knife red before operating on me, and then disinfect the wound with wine, so as to prevent infection. ...

Xiang Yu: Uncle, what he said is reasonable.

String: That means young people are more sensible, you old people-ah! ! ! Xiang Liang is disinfecting with wine ...

String: Do you, do you have anesthesia ... that is, drugs that can make people faint and feel no pain. ...

Xiang Yu: Oh, I have this! (Knocking out the strings)

Xiang Liang: Hey, Feather, your anesthesia can be widely popularized.

I'm sweating after reading this paragraph ...

15 string: Why is my avatar only worth 500 pieces?

Xiang Yu: (black line) My head is the same as your anonymous head. It's only worth 500 yuan. I haven't complained yet!

16 (to the soldiers of Qin State who rolled down) Sorry, man!

17 It turns out that Xiang Yu is so easy to fool ... Hehe ... I'll go to him again. ...

18 You just let me play games. Let me conquer the world, but I don't have to. To be honest, I can't even beat my girlfriend.

String 19: Brother Yu, please help me to read this word.

Xiang Yu: (blushing) Brother Yi, like you, I don't like reading at ordinary times. I don't know this word.

String: Who doesn't like reading? I have a degree, although it's only a diploma in correspondence education. ...

20 days ... it really happened ... Brother Yu, if you go to the Olympic Games to participate in the weightlifting competition, you will definitely win the gold medal!

2 1 haha, after I go home, I can live happily in my rambling Yi Xiaochuan!

(I evaluate myself very accurately ...)

I can't beat you, Zhang Lan. I can't afford to hide from you? Goodbye ~ ~

Uncle, I will definitely write you as an old handsome boy when I get home! !

4~6 episodes

I can't, I can't. I'm just glad to see this part I made up myself. ...

Myth is so happy ~

1 Fortunately, I was born two thousand years later than you. I studied physics and knew Archimedes' famous words. Give me a fulcrum, and I can move the whole earth.

Sixian: I want to go home. If I lose, I can't go home. Please help me! I didn't think so before, but I want to go home every day since I came to Daqin.

Xiang Yu: Nana Ogawa, don't you always say that your martial arts are second-rate, but you can't escape the first-rate? Why can't you be flexible today?

String: A gentleman does something, but he doesn't. I won't lose today!

I really admire these words! )

Everyone says Xiang Yu is brave and foolhardy, but I know he just disdains using tricks to achieve his goal.

I can't lift the tripod, but this jar is my forte!

Hey, the term "happy" is out of date. Say, "Wow, cool!"

My antique dad would definitely say "Wow, cool!" if he knew that I treated you as Xiang Yu's eldest brother.

This boy is younger than me, and he is still playing tricks on me ... according to the date of birth, I am more than 2000 years younger than you. It's not a loss to call you big brother, so I'll give it to you!

Brother, I owe you a good horse, and I will definitely return it to you in the future to help you cross the world.

Oh, it's really a handsome guy driving a BMW. Coupled with such good weather, isn't it a pity that we don't make a video? I am handsome. -Yi Xiaochuan! Grab my BMW! I don't shoot costume films now. I lived in zhina, the real State of Qin over 2000 BC ... Sorry, my history is not particularly good, but this is the real State of Qin anyway. I am on my way to Yan Di now!

10 hey hey, pants pants! No pants? ! incision ...

1 1 I'm Yi from Yi Xiaochuan, Yi Zhongtian and Guo Xiaochuan.

12 it is the duty and obligation of outstanding young people in every new era to be brave, especially to save the United States by heroes.

13 I mean, it's bold of these thieves to rob business on my website. Now, let me do it. I want to take the beautiful woman back to the cabin to be my wife. what do you think?

Lv Gong: (Almost crying) Just out of the wolf's den, and into the tiger's den. Oh, my God.

14 these two beautiful girls, one beautiful and charming, the other quiet and clever, have a taste that modern girls don't have. Anyway, I don't suffer, just be a flower-based.

Yi Xiaochuan's Classic Quotations 7~9.

1 mr.zhou, I want you to promise me two things. First of all, my name is Nana Ogawa, not Gongzi. Childe sounds like an antique. Second, you should pack your things, leave me and get out of here. I know my own time is running out, and I don't want you to put your life in it.

Susu: Doctor, can you really cure all diseases?

Doctor: Of course. Didn't you see this sign? It's almost like Bian Que!

I was scared away by the other one ... Bian Que saw me and became a thing of the past. ...

I'm so tired ... I'm really tired ... I miss my mother ... I want to eat my mother's fried dishes ... I want to eat scrambled eggs with tomatoes. ...

(It was here that I began to cry ... Erhu, your voice is so appropriate and tangled ...)

I ordered scrambled eggs with tomatoes. How do you know about tomatoes? How do you know tomatoes can scramble eggs?

6 Gao Yao: I met my relatives ~

You can't die. Nobody talked to me when you died. You brought me here. You have a responsibility to take me away. Wake up, Nana Ogawa!

(I'm afraid this is one of the few good things that Gao wants to say ...)

Miss Luzu, would you like to marry Mr. Yi Xiaochuan?

Susu, I haven't married you yet. You can't just leave. Wait for me, I'll find a way to save you. I didn't say anything stupid. I promised to marry you, and I will keep my promise, even if we are only husband and wife for one day! I don't want anything, I just want you to live, live!

(From here on, I began to be bullish ...)

10 at this moment, I really understand that it is a sin for me to play casually and satisfy your pure chastity. You died for me, but I was not born for you. I never loved you, but you gave me all your love. I am sorry for you, and I will be punished for life. I will pay a lifetime of repentance to remember you. Susu, your passing has finally made me see clearly that this is an era that I am not familiar with and can't control. My cleverness can't change a big era. My petty actions may hurt others and myself at any time. It seems that what I should do is to go back to 20 10 and be an ordinary person.

I am so entangled! I hit the keyboard while wiping my nose and tears to remember my lines ~)

1 1 String: Little brother, do you know when your master will come back?

Little Taoist: Master said that you should come to him after Jiazi, and you must give the treasure chest to you then.

String: What did you say? You mean nails? Jia Zi? Are you kidding? ! Do you know how old Jiazi is? We worked so hard to come here, but you told us stories! He told me that a nail is 60 years and we have to wait 60 years. Why wait 60 years?

(Well, string, but 8 is going to run ...)

12. Gao Yao: What is this place? Lu Su: Qin State. Gao Yao: Where is the State of Qin?

13. I know at a glance that you are not a potential stock.

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14. Love doesn't need to leave anything as a souvenir. It's enough in your heart.

15. Bars are places where lonely men and a few women waste their lives.

16. Gao Yao, I think I have a specialty in front of you. I have never studied history, but I think I can make it up for you.

Also, I know the meaning of++narrow escape++. . You can also explain it this way ~ ~

I must be your agent.

16 Liu bang, fuck you!

17 is out of power? Really? I don't have a charger! What am I talking about? It's no use bringing a charger. There is no socket here!

18 knowledge changes fate, education changes life, famous teachers create famous schools and donate money to build the first key private school in Pei County! Lv Gong Lv Gong, help you succeed! Have a drink with Lv Gong, and you will live to be 99!

19 Why do you think I'm so smart? Ok ~ now we are not short of money ~

(It turns out that there is a reason why erhu imitates Xiao Shenyang in A Flower ~)

Marriage, divorce, celebrities and beautiful women? Anyway, the more rumors, the better.

2 1 euro ~

Lv Zhi: I thought you said something about rumors and marriage rumors. I just integrated them into a plan. Isn't it amazing?

String: four words for you, shining on you.

This is the same as buying funds and speculating in stocks in 2007. Bought and fried are all bubbles.

String 24: Are you really Liu Bang, Emperor Gaozu?

Liu Bang: What Emperor Gaozu? I'm Liu Bang, curator of Surabaya Pavilion, and Emperor Gaozu of Erhan. It's a good name.

25. sell it, fire it, it's all bubbles.

26. I just did a group of radio exercises to warm up, and my little universe is really going to explode! !

What protection! That's a bluff ~ ~

28. The kingdom of heaven is full. I'll send you back!

10~ 12 sets of Yi Xiaochuan's classic quotations.

I have put up with you for a long time. Maybe you can make a scene, let's PK!

(Wow, this is the aura ~)

2 What? Your wife's name is Meng Jiangnv? I know more than that. Everybody knows that.

Nana Ogawa, come here. Go down in history.

Dachuan: Doctor of Archaeology, also a man!

Isn't this a heavenly girl?

This is a series of first impressions of the princess. Ah, it was love at first sight ~)

Isn't this the Colosseum in ancient Rome? Let me see, how does the protagonist in Gladiator deal with tigers? ...

Qin: I'm waiting to thank my uncle for saving my life.

Xiaoxian: You don't have to call me Uncle Yi, just call me.

Civilian: Yes, Uncle Nana Ogawa.

String: (black line) OK, please call me uncle. Also, that's uncle (two tones), not uncle (four tones).

(Leng ... that string of words not only makes up history for Gao Yao's classmates, but also makes up Mandarin and delicious food for migrant workers ... What really changes fate is knowledge ...)

Don't panic, everyone. Form a circle, with men outside and women and children inside.

I didn't expect such kindness and wisdom under her beautiful appearance.

How about 10? Look, I can save people without killing them.

13~ 15 sets of Yi Xiaochuan's classic quotations.

I can see 1 every day, but I don't know how often!

It's called watching from the other side, but it's not funny. A girl as pure as ice and as pure as a princess, as long as I see her smile from a distance, I will be satisfied ~

(Please pay attention to the anthomaniac expression on the strings' faces ... Wow; Oh dear ...)

I can do anything for the princess, but she's leaving now!

(It seems that Yu Shu is really a style in Yixian's mind ~)

General Kim: I'm going to see something. It's very risky. Do you want to go?

String: You found the right person.

The power of love is infinite. Ah ah ~ love is infinite. Love is infinite ~)

We're here to save lives, not kill people. I want to save the princess in my own way.

General Kim: I can't stand the woman I love being taken away by others! Even if it is considered a mutiny, I will take the princess back.

I can't feel the pain. I'm fine. My skin is thick. ...

(At this time, the strings were once again occupied by Jing Tian ...)

Don't call me mr. yi after that. The name mr. yi sounds like a fortune teller.

Meng Tian: Hey, would you stop staring at the princess?

Xian: I don't look at her, but I still look at you.

10 Don't move, I'm not Brokeback Mountain! You old fox, don't talk nonsense and don't mess around!

(sorry ... where did the rope go ...)

1 1 doing this again. I tell you, even if I am Yang Liulang, I don't want to be Meng Yi. I don't believe that Yang Yang's gun is not as good as yours.

(The next publicity target should be sweet potato, right? )

12 elegance means, oh, yes, it's beautiful.

13 oh, it's so elegant.

String: I feel so tired, too. ...

Meng Tian: People are always tired.

(I knew Meng Tian was actually a good man ~)

Yu Shu: You promised me, and you did. This is my best memory. But do you know why I want you to accompany me to Xianyang? This wonderful memory will become my air. When I can't breathe in the back wall of the palace, it will keep me going and living.

String: I don't want to remember to accompany you. I hope it's me. I hope it's where I accompany you.

(ahhh! ahhh! ahhh! Struggling ... I was very entangled when I wrote the script, and I was even more entangled after reading it this time ~! )

16 string: all we drink there are ~ cocktails ~

Drinker: Cocktails? Is that a bar made of chicken butt? Isn't that all slutty?

Tandem: I tell you, it's a bit slutty, man show!

16~ 18 sets of Yi Xiaochuan's classic quotations.

1 I can feel your inner pain, and I can understand your inner struggle, but you shouldn't bear all this alone.

(Susu, Susu, string of 8 shrimps, everything is embarrassing! We also feel distressed when we read it! )

2 strings: alas, alas ~

Yu Shu: Be careful. ...

String: You should be careful, too. The baby in this belly doesn't know whose it is yet ~

(embarrassed ... this is the reason for pregnant women ...)

String 3: As long as you are alive, there will be a chance to meet again. ...

Yu Shu: I'm waiting for you. What you said has never let me down.

(I am once again entangled in this passage ... the cow's face floats away ~)

Gao Lan: Hey, why are you so involved?

Sambo, I drank too much today and my credit card was overdrawn. Go and help me pay for the drinks later.

Cui Wenzi: We are grateful to the Queen for her kindness-

String: Then we'd better be respectful than obedient!

7 Important: In addition, 20 10, eat woman rice is called follow the fashion. Take your majesty as the chairman and the queen as the wife of the chairman. It's easy for you to find an upper-level relationship and get a department manager

8 Gao Yao: How is steel tempered? I also changed from Little Red Riding Hood to Big Wolf step by step.

You used to be a timid kitchen chef, but you took advantage of small things. Unexpectedly, now you are a cunning and ambitious eunuch, bent on being a traitor. ...

(classic evaluation! )

10 Cui Wenzi: Doctors pay attention to seeing, listening and asking questions. I heard you take two steps in the door just now, and now I see your face. I knew you were going to play tricks on me again today.

1 1 Cui Wenzi: Fortunately, no one can save everyone and the people he cares about.

12 this plague is a bit like a severe flu. Is it because modern people have all kinds of vaccines? A field worker like me, is there any strange vaccine that hasn't been injected? I think the vaccine worked.

13 Gao Lan: What's the matter, you are still wondering who was a beautiful girl in Qin and Han Dynasties more than 2,000 years ago?

14 Gao Yao: Gao Lan? what the hell are you doing？

15 this is called a man's ability to please himself ~

(I sprayed it again ... I really took you! )

16 string: Lao Cui, have you ever been drunk? Why can you see everything so clearly?

Cui Wenzi: Am I drunk in your eyes? But whether you wake up or not is really in your heart.

17 string: Eh, it's not just three bowls, is it? Pretty strong ... worse than the stuffy donkey I drank in Inner Mongolia before! 20 10 Who dares to drink such strong wine? That must be fake wine!

18 Gao Yao: Here, you can drink alcohol, and there is absolutely no fake wine; Eat whatever you want, absolutely no pesticides; Breathe the air, there is absolutely no automobile exhaust ~

String: But one thing about 20 10 is good, that is, life here is too worthless, and it's worthless to kill! Besides, the people here are too cunning, too cunning!

19 string: Hey, what brings you here?

Abortion: Why am I here? Don't, only you can play through, I can't play through?

String: Am I dreaming?

I hope she is an ordinary girl …

2 1 Yushu, can you hear my thoughts? Did you wake me up? Yu Shu, starting from today, I will record my thoughts about you every day. I hope these thoughts won't go away with the wind, and I hope you can hear them one day. ...

I'm not drunk for wine, I'm drunk for wine. .

19~2 1 collection of Yi Xiaochuan's classic quotations.

1 It doesn't matter what he is, whether he is a family, a state affairs or what's going on in the world, it's none of my business.

Watch If You Are the One!

In fact, you are mr.zhou's closest relative, and she missed you when she left. She asked me to take good care of you ... you don't owe me anything. It's all my fault. Since I promised mr.zhou that I would take good care of you, I will certainly do it. You misunderstood. I promised Susu that I would take care of you, just like my family. If you still have a sister in your heart, you shouldn't say these things! I don't think Mr. Zhou wants to see this either.

(Mention mr.zhou again ...)

You go ahead. Lv Zhi, don't make me look down on you!

(Hmm ... after saying this sentence, the fruit is very serious ... I don't know that Lv Zhi can't mess with this woman ~ even Han Xin can clean up ...)

5 want to be rude, that's my strong point! How much is the compensation? You knocked everyone out, so you have to pay for medical expenses and lost time, right?

6 Sambo: Do you know that Mr. Wang's four favorite words are equality for all, and the four most annoying words are respect and inferiority?

Only when people are confident can they live with dignity.

(incisive! )

8 abortion: my brother's clothes can be made at any time. Why don't you make one for Yi Gongzi first!

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Oh ~ oh, my god!

10 Gao Lan: So what? Now people are not narcissistic, and the devil takes the hindmost! After all, narcissism is confidence!

(... spoke the voice of modern people)

1 1 dachuan: a scholar can be killed, but not humiliated!

12 a gentleman can bend and stretch ~ ~ heroine, give me a break. ...

13? Then I'll get a horse ~

(standard erhu cold humor)

I, 14, want to make contributions by my own efforts, make all people believe in me, and ask all the soldiers present to respect me, not by having any brotherly relationship with you!

15 I always thought I was the most painful person in the world, because I couldn't get my love. Unexpectedly, you are more miserable than me, because you dare not love at all. One is unattainable love, the other is forbidden love. ...

16 I tell you, I really want to laugh as soon as you make such a serious expression. You are like a thermos. Don't even know the thermos? Well, what do you mean by saying you are like a thermos? That is to say, under your cold appearance, there is a fiery heart ~

17 Meng Tian: You can insult me and disrespect me, but you can't insult Meng Jiajun! Pick it up!

18 I said Sambo, why do you look so like Altman?

22~24 episodes of Yi Xiaochuan's classic quotations

1 It seems that abortion is really interested in me. How should I tell her? ...

(After a string, all the unmarried young women in Daqin are eyeing him ~)

2 Xiang Yu: Nana Ogawa, tell me everything you know about Xiaoyue girl ~

String: I just saw that you are interested in abortion.

Come on, Xiang Yu, your intention is too obvious ... everyone on earth can see it.

Dude, you don't know me. I won't abuse power for personal gain.

(The attitude towards Liu Bang and Xiang Yu is obvious ~)

Really, I'm early? Since you are here, you might as well stay and make good use of it.

(appointment, can you not come early ~)

All I know is that I'm not the one you can trust for life. And I promised mr.zhou that I would take good care of your family, so I helped Liu Bang this time, because he is your best choice.

Why do you always compare? I used to be with Mr. Zhou, and now I-now I'm comparing with others. Don't you understand that the affection between men and women is not the survival of the fittest in comparison again and again, but a kind of fate, and it is an instant thing?

Then my answer is still, I'm sorry

(Ow ~ This answer is too just ~)

8 Liu Bang: What beauty? I'll walk away. My life is very important.

If I know today, why should I know?

10 It seems that love is really powerful. Ok, you can wait here as long as you want. I just hope you can catch up with the abortion as soon as possible.

1 1 hehe, have you two been kneeling down to worship heaven and earth?

12 Abortion: Although I don't know what you are doing, everything you do is to make me happy. Thank you, Nana Ogawa. Thank you, brother.

13 high: itchy, help me scratch it ~

(Sorry ... That's why ...)

14 I said Gao, you can't do this, you have really changed.

15 I have to do something to get rid of Zhao Gao, a sinner through the ages.

16 instead, I'm worried that this history has been changed by both of us, so don't we both become sinners of history?

17 I don't want to drink this wine! I don't feel like drinking at all today, you know! You made Zhao Gao today. You're happy, aren't you? I am not happy! Do you remember that you are Gao Lan's brother? The two of us came to Daqin and became a pair of fallen brothers, wandering the rivers and lakes, thinking that one day we could return to the modern age. But you forgot, you forgot all about it! What are you thinking all day now? You always think, I want to rule the world, you always think, I want to climb up step by step! I'm afraid, I'm afraid my friend will become that Zhao Gao one day!

(Too classic, too wonderful, too impassioned! )

18 I just want to catch up with the highest step by step, and I want to be Zhao Gao! ! I want to be a, I want to be the highest Zhao Gao, a Zhao Gao below one person and above ten thousand people!

19 I know that you have suffered a lot and suffered a lot of bullying, but this cannot be the reason why you become a bad person. I hope, I hope the legend about Zhao Gao won't be true. I hope you will never be that Zhao Gao!

25~27 episodes of Yi Xiaochuan's classic quotations.

1 Zhao Gao: bully our brother and sister, and I want you to pay!

(A little trembling ... Father Zhao is really sinister ...)

Prime Minister, you can rest assured now. I am only loyal to my duty, but I am neutral in everything.

(String ~ ~ is just too tangled ~ ~)

Between the three brothers, where is the drag word?

Fu Su: A eunuch in Zhao High School, who repeatedly interfered in state affairs. Isn't it eunuch chaos? For hundreds of years, Daqin has been disturbed by eunuchs many times, and Fu Su will never tolerate this kind of thing happening again!

Oh, Fusu, I'm really not mistaken, but I'm really ambitious! )

Abortion: Why is everyone looking for Fan Xiliang? ...

Everyone is looking for Fan Xiliang ... unfortunately ...

Meng Jiangnv: I have no other plans. I will continue to look for my husband, Fan Xiliang. Whatever the outcome, I will find him.

Yu Shu, are you okay? ...

(String has a mixed expression on her face. It's killing me ...)

Yu Shu: Only when I see your smile can I stick to it.

Strings: Hey ... Is that right? I understand that you only laugh when I laugh.

Meng Tian: Please take a look at it for me and put on that suit to see Queen Li Fei, so as not to damage the reputation of our Mongolian army?

Yu Shu: Yu Shu pleaded with the general on their behalf. Please don't let her moan to death.

1 1 This is great, well, what a surprise ~

(... resourcefulness is good. )

12 Zhao Gao: I just received a tip-off that Meng Tian was supervising the construction of the Great Wall, but he cut corners and made tofu dregs.

13 string: My name is Yi Xiaochuan-

Tu' an janitor: No matter who you are, the empress told me that there is no one!