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"It's been several years, and now I don't feel sad ..." Schumann smiled again. "I just want to say that because of this, my situation is somewhat different from that of most people. I was taken care of by my uncle menstruation in turn, and I experienced a long time of human feelings and things like that. ...

My feet are smelly and sweaty. I found a woman who stinks more than me (otherwise I can only be single for life). Naturally, we had a child. It's more natural and sweaty, and it shines better on you than blue. It is conceivable what the consequences of a family of three are. Let me tell you something. In summer, our family only buys perfume and never buys mosquito and fly medicine. As soon as we took off our shoes, we found there were no mosquitoes and flies in the house. People are extremely adaptable, and none of us care about anyone. I never feel any inconvenience except that few people come to my house, and my life is very comfortable.

Once, our family of three went out. The waiting room was crowded, and finally I found a seat for three, but someone was sleeping in the bed. I pushed through and took off only one shoe, and the man evaporated at once. Before I could sit down, another big man who didn't know how to live or die casually sat down beside me. This is what I never expected, but don't worry, this seat is definitely mine, I'm 200% sure. I took off my other shoe: "I don't want you to die, you don't want to live!" " "miracle! Another rare miracle in the new millennium, he didn't move, ignoring my existence. Don't panic, I have something better. I called my wife and asked her to sit down: "Tired! Let me rub your feet. "My wife is flattered and very touched. It is rare for me to be so considerate. As a result, the two of us have the same smell, but that guy is at ease! ! !

At this time, the child also sat down (there was no one else within ten meters). I didn't have to drive that guy away, but everyone has self-esteem. Can I lose to him? "I don't believe you won't be smoked!" I used the last trick to ask the child to take off his shoes, and then I took off my socks and shook. This move is so vicious that there is no one at the gate of the waiting hall. A man rushed in and fell to the ground before he knew what was going on. No one outside dares to sacrifice himself to save others, waiting for us to put on our shoes from a distance. But the big man looked like he was wearing a gas mask and didn't respond at all. I'm really at my wit's end. We have to put on our shoes. Today, our home is completely destroyed!

The big man looked at his watch and walked unhurriedly to the ticket cutter. I quickly bowed and nodded and asked who the other person was. The big man proudly identified himself. I breathed a sigh of relief: I didn't plant it wrong today, but it would be strange not to plant it! Because I don't understand Mount Tai, I met the national football team in China.

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