How to say Wuwei dialect?

My husband is from Shanghai and I am from Wuwei. He said our Wuwei dialect was too corny.

Daughter-in-law, wretched, turning knife, rubbing roe, dialect and dialect.

Haven't you heard of Lanzhou Allegro? This is interesting:

Beating the board and stepping on the table happily made up a little joke for the comrades. After a while, the comrade said, you have so many children. We northwest people often use the grouping of music. Don't trust me. Let me give you an example. This is a string of words to say. Today, I don't say a word. If I leave, I'll invite you to the restaurant right away. A banquet with seven dishes and eight bowls will set several tables. Move chopsticks casually, and your unit will pay for the tickets (white: what! Really? ) yes, don't believe me, listen! I just heard that the comrade who blew the whistle arranged my hat. As soon as they entered the auditorium, they sat on the stools and led the comrades to beat the beat. The song "The Moon on the 15th" became a good song. When singing this song, they want their wives to give birth to our son. We should defend their good days. Our actor looked in the mirror backstage and got dressed. Lesbians wear pigtails and wipe their red faces. We opera actors sing loudly and eat grapes without spitting their skins. Busy making up jokes, I want to tell more comrades. Let's talk about the first line in Yunnan. For example, Vietnamese soldiers are all ghost sons. Long cruel, occupying our village, killing and setting fire. In order to defend our happy day, let's Qi Xin join hands to fight the devils and go to Sina. Go to Songzi and take back our Yamaguchi shells, just like the hail bullets, just like the raindrops. Vietnamese devils drill holes like rabbits when carrying guns. After a while, they took back our license plate. To tell the truth, every infantry in our army carries a gun, artillery carries a gun and a pipe, and the signalman wears headphones. Autobots hold direction signs. Scouts catch prisoners by courage, cooks cook, engineers carry boxes, and military doctors take needles home to write manuscripts. The staff helped me with my ideas. It seems that officers and men are better than husband and wife in family relations. I can't finish talking about the hospital. The nurse wore a white coat with a hat on the medicine tray in her hand. Walking is like a swallow treating the wounded, and there is no shelf, just like a sister is thirsty for you. When you are hungry, I will pinch the cup for you. Jiaozi will be upset and sing for you. Pain will give you medicine. When the film is hot, I will cover you with a quilt and wash your face. I'll bring you a basin at night, and I'll repel mosquitoes. More mosquitoes were found in Malipo, which is a mosquito nest. Three mosquitoes can fry a plate, but some people lose face and try their best to catch it. Every time it comes from a tube. This is a red idea, but it is still singing in a low voice. After the mosquito said that Tianshan mouse was a big man. The big guy comes out as a string. Go to the warehouse to rummage through the cabinets during the day and come back to drill the quilt at night. Biting feet are always on his face and nose. Soldiers still wear wool to catch mosquitoes and mice. They stick to cats' ear holes all year round. They are thirsty and drink raindrops. They are hungry and eating cookies. When it is windy, it rains, and when it rains, it is time to enter the bathhouse. You are wearing pants with nails and hooks printed on them. Although it is a bit out of place, everyone is convinced that the people of the motherland understand you. Thank you. You are the cutest boys, and I don't even have a condom. Today, my comrades laughed too much. I should bow.